1 00:00:00,657 --> 00:00:03,396 <i>Previously on Desperate Housewives...</i> 2 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:05,430 <i>Carlos needed to make a change.</i> 3 00:00:05,431 --> 00:00:09,414 I am miserable at work. I can't do it anymore. 4 00:00:09,415 --> 00:00:11,999 <i>Orson sent the police an anonymous tip.</i> 5 00:00:12,061 --> 00:00:13,457 Got a feeling about this. 6 00:00:13,458 --> 00:00:15,958 Enough of a feeling to go dig up a construction site? 7 00:00:17,095 --> 00:00:19,049 <i>Mike protected Renee...</i> 8 00:00:19,049 --> 00:00:20,128 He is a good man. 9 00:00:20,729 --> 00:00:22,766 <i>But he paid the price.</i> 10 00:00:30,703 --> 00:00:32,740 <i>Every day on Wisteria Lane,</i> 11 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:37,429 <i>women face their share of problems...</i> 12 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:41,605 <i>like a paperboy who's off the mark...</i> 13 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,692 <i>an appliance that's out of whack...</i> 14 00:00:46,650 --> 00:00:51,641 <i>or a report card that's below par.</i> 15 00:00:51,642 --> 00:00:54,632 <i>These everyday problems can seem like</i> 16 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:56,691 <i>matters of life and death.</i> 17 00:00:56,692 --> 00:00:59,679 I've told your paperboy ten times... 18 00:00:59,679 --> 00:01:02,692 the flower bed sprinklers go on at 6:00 A.M. sharp. 19 00:01:06,687 --> 00:01:08,642 I don't know how you can call him a repairman 20 00:01:08,643 --> 00:01:10,646 if after he visits, the thing is not repaired. 21 00:01:12,708 --> 00:01:15,646 And get this, Carlos. Her math teacher wrote, 22 00:01:15,646 --> 00:01:18,637 "the only thing worse than her arithmetic is her attitude." 23 00:01:22,473 --> 00:01:26,473 <i>But then something truly horrible comes along...</i> 24 00:01:28,494 --> 00:01:33,427 <i>and we rush to hold on to what really matters...</i> 25 00:01:35,713 --> 00:01:36,725 Mike! 26 00:01:36,725 --> 00:01:40,646 <i>Before it's gone forever.</i> 27 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:51,442 <font color="#3399CC">Subtitles by MemoryOnSmells http://UKsubtitles.ru</font> 28 00:01:56,209 --> 00:01:58,230 <i>When a loved one dies,</i> 29 00:01:58,230 --> 00:02:02,251 <i>certain decisions have to be made.</i> 30 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:06,322 <i>A coffin must be selected.</i> 31 00:02:10,222 --> 00:02:13,217 <i>A headstone must be picked.</i> 32 00:02:15,326 --> 00:02:19,308 <i>Clothes must be chosen.</i> 33 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:22,288 <i>Preparing a body for burial</i> 34 00:02:22,288 --> 00:02:25,267 <i>is never an easy thing to do...</i> 35 00:02:26,317 --> 00:02:31,305 <i>But unearthing one can be even harder.</i> 36 00:02:33,326 --> 00:02:37,288 Hey! I think we got something. 37 00:02:46,313 --> 00:02:48,238 What do you think? 38 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:51,316 You look handsome. 39 00:02:51,317 --> 00:02:53,283 What's that under your shirt? 40 00:02:53,284 --> 00:02:57,263 My little tribute to Mike. 41 00:02:57,263 --> 00:03:00,251 He would've loved that. 42 00:03:01,326 --> 00:03:03,275 He was always trying to get me 43 00:03:03,276 --> 00:03:06,237 to go to Indianapolis for a game. 44 00:03:06,238 --> 00:03:09,287 And I was too busy being a big executive, 45 00:03:09,288 --> 00:03:13,209 helping rich people get richer. 46 00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:14,272 That'll be a... 47 00:03:14,273 --> 00:03:17,213 Great eulogy someday, huh? 48 00:03:21,209 --> 00:03:22,999 Is this about you wanting to quit your job again 49 00:03:23,065 --> 00:03:24,928 so you can be an underpaid counselor? 50 00:03:25,023 --> 00:03:27,101 I'm never gonna be able to get you to understand this, am I? 51 00:03:27,263 --> 00:03:29,222 What a difference it would make in my life 52 00:03:29,223 --> 00:03:31,130 if I felt like I was helping people. 53 00:03:31,174 --> 00:03:33,270 You're right. I'm never gonna understand it, and I also 54 00:03:33,270 --> 00:03:35,338 don't understand why we have to talk about this today. 55 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:36,777 Because my best friend is dead, 56 00:03:37,690 --> 00:03:39,178 and he died trying to help people, 57 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,476 so if you ask me, it kind of seems like 58 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:44,545 the perfect day to talk about it. 59 00:03:47,339 --> 00:03:50,297 This one? 60 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:51,368 Sure. 61 00:03:51,368 --> 00:03:55,281 Um, shoes? 62 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:57,364 You pick. 63 00:04:02,862 --> 00:04:03,775 Hi, Reverend. 64 00:04:03,849 --> 00:04:05,819 Hello, Julie. 65 00:04:07,265 --> 00:04:09,265 Susan. 66 00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:12,197 I, um, wanted to show you 67 00:04:12,198 --> 00:04:15,192 a... rough draft of Mike's funeral service. 68 00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:17,138 It's what we discussed... 69 00:04:17,139 --> 00:04:19,189 a standard episcopalian ceremony. 70 00:04:19,189 --> 00:04:22,193 I'm sure it'll be fine. 71 00:04:27,139 --> 00:04:31,204 Um, just wanted to see if you'd like to add anything 72 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:34,109 to make it a little more personal. 73 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:35,826 Readings, for example. 74 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,830 Did he have any favorite poems? 75 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,830 Any favorite writers? 76 00:04:41,768 --> 00:04:46,788 Mike really wasn't much of a reader. 77 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:48,751 That's fine. 78 00:04:48,751 --> 00:04:52,793 Were you planning on saying something during the service? 79 00:04:54,739 --> 00:04:57,751 Like what, "I wish someone hadn't murdered my husband"? 80 00:04:58,834 --> 00:05:00,739 Mom... 81 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:03,805 He's just trying to help. 82 00:05:03,806 --> 00:05:06,779 I know. I'm sorry. 83 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:08,813 I just, uh... 84 00:05:08,814 --> 00:05:13,776 I don't know what I would say that would be enough. 85 00:05:13,776 --> 00:05:18,747 I don't know how to tell people what kind of man Mike was... 86 00:05:20,739 --> 00:05:23,821 what kind of father and husband and friend he was. 87 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:25,842 I just... 88 00:05:25,843 --> 00:05:28,743 never thought I would have to sum up his life 89 00:05:28,743 --> 00:05:32,755 before he was... done living it. 90 00:05:39,755 --> 00:05:41,839 It's going to be okay. 91 00:05:44,801 --> 00:05:46,750 Please, Reverend, 92 00:05:46,751 --> 00:05:49,792 if there's one thing that I know for sure at this moment, 93 00:05:49,793 --> 00:05:51,826 is that... 94 00:05:51,826 --> 00:05:54,776 bothing is ever going to be okay again. 95 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:12,278 Hey. 96 00:06:12,278 --> 00:06:13,353 Hey. 97 00:06:15,265 --> 00:06:16,349 How's Susan holding up? 98 00:06:16,350 --> 00:06:19,369 She'll be really glad you came. 99 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:22,065 I caught the first flight after you called me. 100 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:24,085 I'm just, uh... 101 00:06:24,086 --> 00:06:25,119 I'm still in shock. 102 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:27,273 You know what I keep thinking about all morning? 103 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:32,226 Do you remember that time you, me, Mike, and Susan 104 00:06:32,227 --> 00:06:35,185 rented those cabins by the lake? 105 00:06:35,255 --> 00:06:36,322 Oh, no. The pontoon boat? 106 00:06:36,323 --> 00:06:39,309 Yeah, the pontoon boat with the broken gas gauge. 107 00:06:39,309 --> 00:06:40,965 And I kept telling everybody, "Don't worry. 108 00:06:41,054 --> 00:06:43,099 - They'll come looking for us." - And then the sun started to go down. 109 00:06:43,189 --> 00:06:44,865 Who knew Mike was such a great swimmer? 110 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:47,849 I know. It was half a mile to shore, at least, in cold water. 111 00:06:47,849 --> 00:06:49,966 He was an amazing guy. 112 00:06:53,862 --> 00:06:55,849 I just can't believe I'm never gonna see him 113 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,945 walk out of that house again. 114 00:07:06,945 --> 00:07:09,898 I'm sorry. 115 00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:13,873 I've been doing a really good job keeping it together until now. 116 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:17,289 I'm so sorry, Lynette. 117 00:07:17,290 --> 00:07:19,303 He really seemed like a good guy. 118 00:07:19,303 --> 00:07:22,273 Yeah. He was a great guy. 119 00:07:24,303 --> 00:07:26,315 Well, we should probably get going. 120 00:07:27,327 --> 00:07:29,327 Hey. 121 00:07:29,327 --> 00:07:31,327 You want to ride with us to the church? 122 00:07:36,340 --> 00:07:39,369 No. I still have to get ready. 123 00:07:39,369 --> 00:07:42,348 So you guys go ahead. 124 00:07:44,361 --> 00:07:46,326 Hey, Bree. 125 00:07:46,327 --> 00:07:49,318 Oh. Please tell me you're not wearing that to the funeral. 126 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:51,339 Uh, actu...
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