{1}{100}www.napiprojekt.pl - nowa jakoœæ napisów.|Napisy zosta³y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {81}{141}*Danger,you're|never outta reach * {144}{173}* From the hood * {176}{219}* Even at the beach * {221}{271}* Compton, Long Beach,|Malibu Adjacent * {274}{356}*You're always in danger|when the hood's a-ragin' * {359}{431}* C.P.T. or M.A.D.J. * {434}{491}* Rememberthat the hood|is neverfar away * {494}{539}* 'Dis the hood * {542}{598}* And it's here to stay * {625}{671}*Yeah * {673}{700}The Bird. {770}{803}What doyou want? {806}{859}Jamaica St. Croix. {861}{919}You too good for us|now thatyou left the hood? {922}{967}We had a good thing|together. {994}{1047}Still got that|crippled hand, Bird? {1078}{1103}Whyfix it? {1106}{1168}I'd only have|to change my name. {1171}{1200}What doyou|want from me? {1203}{1228}I leftyour posse. {1231}{1276}I said no to gangbanging|a long time ago. {1279}{1331}Baby, I got a phat shipment||coming in... {1334}{1404}but the D.E.A. is scoping for my boat.|Ain't that right? {1407}{1449}Shut up! {1452}{1548}So I'm having someone swim out|to Fuego Island and make the score. {1551}{1605}And that someone is you. {1608}{1653}Jackin' trade|foryou, Bird? {1656}{1719}Here's what I think|ofyour plan. {1721}{1749}Aah! {1752}{1796}Cell phone! {1862}{1909}Maybe this|will convinceyou. {1912}{1949}[Woman ]|Jamaica, don't do it! {1952}{2005}Don't listen to him!|I'll be OK! {2008}{2054}Thatwas my sister,|Montego Bay! {2056}{2122}I needed a little...|collateral. {2202}{2275}Hoochie, I'm giving you 24 hours|to rejoin the posse... {2278}{2347}oryou can say good day|to Montego Bay. {2350}{2395}Ha ha ha ha! {2438}{2479}No. {2481}{2540}Come on, suck!|Suck hard! {2543}{2621}Yeah, that's it, that's it!|Keep sucking! Don't stop! {2624}{2660}You go, girl! {2663}{2703}Keep sucking!|Ah, that's good. {2706}{2753}Good, B.J.!|Good, B.J.! {2756}{2785}That's it.|You go, girl! {2788}{2829}Get it all!|Get it all! {2832}{2888}Ah! Excellent, B.J.! {2937}{2966}You see, gang... {2968}{3022}the secret to saving|a snakebitevictim... {3024}{3106}is drawing out the vennum|as quickly as possible. {3108}{3178}Uh, Notch?|I know I'm new here, but... {3180}{3265}doyou really think there are|poisonous snakes on the beach? {3268}{3305}Kimberlee, you can't|be too careful. {3308}{3353}After all, Arizona|is only one state away. {3356}{3422}What about me?|Can I have a try? {3424}{3457}It's all yours,|Chip. {3540}{3598}OK, I hope|I don't blow it. {3632}{3674}OK, suck...|suck hard! {3676}{3701}Yeah, that's it,|Chip. {3704}{3754}That's it.|Keep sucking! Keep sucking! {3756}{3820}Yeah, tha-- Oww!|Watch the teeth! {3820}{3821}Yeah, tha-- Oww!|Watch the teeth! {4497}{4543}[ Announcer]|Tonight's episode-- {4676}{4738}Guests of Son OfThe Beach|stay at their friends' houses. {4740}{4774}That's good.|OK, very good. {4776}{4818}Nice job, Chip.|Nice job. {4820}{4904}OK, Kimberlee...|you're up. {4907}{4958}OK. {4995}{5065}Notch, I have an important|announcement to make. {5068}{5092}Yes, but-- {5095}{5151}And that announcement is...|the police report... {5153}{5221}a sudden influx of|homeless men to the beach. {5224}{5295}Tell me about it.|Yesterday, I turned around... {5297}{5364}and one ofthem was|eating my Chalupa. {5367}{5419}OK, everyone,|let's hit the beach. {5542}{5614}Chief, uh--|Well I was, uh-- {5617}{5654}Chip, it's like|snake poison-- {5657}{5687}Just spit it out. {5689}{5731}I was hoping to get|the week off... {5733}{5774}to train for the|Mr. Pec Pageant. {5776}{5840}The Mr. Pec Pageant? {5843}{5902}Best uppertorso|on the beach... {5905}{5939}for a man. {5941}{6023}In 1 976, my friend Gunther|was Mr. Pec. {6025}{6112}I would do anything|to follow in his goose-steps. {6115}{6149}Thinkyou've got|the chops, Chip? {6152}{6197}I don't know.|You tell me. {6255}{6310}Well, not bad,|my bosom buddy... {6312}{6379}but let's see ifyou can|keep upwith this. {6667}{6726}[ Sigh ] I'd enter|the contest, but... {6729}{6802}I pulled my groin last night|watching television. {6805}{6878}Chip, I'm gonna giveyou|theweekoffto train. {6881}{6935}- I only ask one favor.|- What's that? {6937}{6994}Win. Win it for me. {6996}{7023}Danke, Notch! {7025}{7073}I would love|to beyourwiener. {7315}{7347}Mother, I wanna look! {7350}{7379}Now, Kody, dear... {7382}{7431}I'm the judge of|the Mr. Pec Pageant. {7434}{7459}I have to look! {7462}{7507}No! I have to look|for other reasons! {7510}{7551}Ooh! Gimme the|damn binoculars! {7553}{7590}Fine, take them. {7593}{7687}But I was about to askyou|to go get Chip for me. {7689}{7759}Oh, Mother...|you're delicious! {7878}{7951}See, Chappy, you can use|the bag to pick up trash... {7954}{7975}or... {8056}{8093}you can use it|as underwear. {8096}{8147}Notch,just|give him the bag. {8150}{8203}Ah, why bother? There ain't|enough garbage to go around... {8205}{8265}with all the nouveau homeless||moving in. {8268}{8340}Oh, Chappy...|you've owned this beach foryears. {8343}{8375}It's time to share|the wealth. {8378}{8435}And the police saythe new guys|won't be here long. {8437}{8459}Good, good. {8526}{8577}Jamaica, you look like|you're out ofbreath. {8580}{8632}I just saw something|I neverwanna see again. {8635}{8674}- Cellulite?|- No. {8676}{8715}Even worse. {8718}{8767}The leader of|my old gang-- {8770}{8811}the Bird. {8813}{8843}You were|in a gang? {8845}{8891}Yes, she was,|Kimberlee. {8894}{8954}What was the Bird|doing here? {8956}{8994}Hewant me to mule|his junk... {8996}{9034}but I don't wanna|be a mule! {9036}{9060}What's a mule? {9063}{9111}B.J., a mule|is an animal... {9114}{9151}with long,|funny ears. {9154}{9223}He laughs at most anything he hears.|His legs-- {9226}{9319}Notch, in this case, a mule is|a person who smuggles contraband. {9321}{9391}And now he's|kidnapped my sister. {9394}{9427}IfI don't do|what hewants... {9430}{9460}he gonna ice her! {9463}{9546}Iceyour sister?|Oh, that is cold! {9549}{9587}I'm so proud|ofher. {9590}{9662}She's number one in her class|at medical school. {9665}{9698}She's gonna be|a doctor? {9700}{9736}No. An X-ray|technician. {9739}{9771}An X-ray technician?!. {9774}{9825}Then, damn it,|we have to do something... {9828}{9883}otherwise, your sister|will never know the joy... {9886}{9958}of pressing that button|and running out ofthe room. {10086}{10133}I called you here today|because, as you know... {10135}{10198}I'm the sole judge|ofthe Mr. Pec Pageant. {10200}{10245}What an honor|to be the judge... {10247}{10293}for such an|important contest. {10295}{10337}In 1 976,|myfriend Gunther-- {10339}{10393}I was thinking,|sinceyou're a local boy... {10395}{10471}wouldn't it be wunderbar|ifyou went homewith this? {10507}{10533}The Golden Nipple! {10535}{10637}"Erderes gewinnt|die brustwarze... {10639}{10696}er obert die welt. " {10699}{10789}I had a wild notion|of an exercise you could do... {10791}{10849}that would guarantee|your clinching the Nipple. {10851}{10897}Really? I'll try||any exercise. {10899}{10970}We could do this exercise...|together. {10972}{11043}But I already have|a workout partner-- Gunther! {11046}{11091}And he has 4 Nipples! {11094}{11151}No, you cute dumbbell. {11154}{11236}I'm saying ifyou and I have|a little rendezvous... {11239}{11305}I'll guarantee|you win the pageant. {11307}{11398}Rendezvous?|As in sodomy? Fornication? {11400}{11457}And doing the|bare-ass boogie? {11459}{11495}[Thud ] {11498}{11546}All that and more. {11635}{11672}Here's the plan. {11675}{11729}Tonight at 9:00,|room 1 4... {11731}{11768}the Lazy "I" Motel. {11915}{11973}You know how to use a key,|don'tyou, Chip? {11975}{12082}You just stick it in|the hole and...rotate. {12199}{12204}Here,Jamaica...|this will calm you down. {12204}{12265}Here,Jamaica...|this will calm you down. {12267}{12329}It's a St.John's Wort|smoothie. {12331}{12382}You peoples just|ain't gettin' it! {12384}{12435}The Bird wants|an answer by tonight... {12438}{12485}or my sisterwill be|pushing up concrete! {12487}{12525}Hey, you listen|to me, man! {12527}{12587}I'm not afraid|of...big Bird! {12590}{12671}But first, we have to get|some information. {12674}{12763}Yeah,Jamaica. Tell us more about|this posseyou were in. {12766}{12843}These mothers|are bad news. {12846}{12871}But I got out. {12874}{12923}I picked myselfup|by mySpeedo straps... {12926}{12986}and I joined the|high-school-equivalency swim team. {12988}{13075}How did you get mixed up|in all this to begin with? {13078}{13119}It started out|as fun. {13122}{13185}We has this singing group|called H.B.U. {13187}{13215}H.B.U.? {13218}{13273}Yeah-- "Hot Bitches|in Underwear." {13275}{13351}[ Moderate R&b Tempo ] {13354}{13390}* Baby, baby * {13393}{13451}* Baby, baby, baby, baby * {13453}{13475}* Baby, baby * {13477}{13543}* Baby, baby, baby, baby * {13545}{13594}* Baby, baby * {13596}{13655}* Baby, baby, baby, baby * {13657}{13686}* Baby, baby * {13689}{13755}* Baby, baby, baby, baby * {13819}{13847}* Baby, baby * {13850}{13907}* Baby, baby, baby, baby * {13910}{13939}* Baby, baby * {13942}{13973}* Baby, baby, baby... * {13975}{14050}Word up, dog.|You bitches had your funk on. {14053}{14082}Yeah, we were tight. {14085}{14131}Until the Bird|came along. {14133}{14223}He made us...|turn to a life of crime. {14226}{14270}[ Sobbing ] {14424}{14515}Look at him.|He's the next Gunther-- {14518}{14543}Strong arms... {14546}{14623}firm, poutingyabbos... {14625}{14679}and his sun-kissed|buttocks! {14682}{14742}How can I compete? {14745}{14791}I'll be letting down Notch. {14793}{14871}And worse, I'll be letting down|mei n Fatherland-- {14873}{14934}I mean, my country. {14937}{14999}I guess I only have|one choice. {1508...
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