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Ross Jeffries' - GET LAID / PERSUASION
NEWSLETTER!!!
HOW TO PICK-UP A TRUCKLOAD OF WOMEN, ANYTIME,
ANYWHERE!!
From: Culver City, California
Monday, 11:45 A.M.
Dear Friend,
A college girlfriend once said to me:"Ross, if you throw enough
shit around, some's bound to stick somewhere!".
Well, she was about as beautiful as she was elegant(translation:
she was butt-ugly, but back then I just couldn't do any better!).
But actually, she was right.
So today, I want to talk about how you can generate lots of prospects
by being able to meet women ANYWHERE.
Now besides the more obvious reasons, there's another one that's
very important,especially for you recovering "nice guys".
You see, often when I do a radio talk show, I get a call from some
poor schmuch who's really getting the run around from a woman.
She's treating him like crap, he's getting nowhere and..
HE'S STILL STICKING WITH IT!!!!
I hope you've never found yourself in a similiar situation.
Anyway, invariably when they ask me what they should do to win
the bit..., uh, girl, over, I ask them a question that really
makes them think. What I ask them is,
"If you knew you could go out tomorrow,and meet 10 women that
are far hotter and much more interested in you than this one,
would you put up with all her crap?".
Of course, 10 times out of 10 there answer is, "HELL NO!".
That's why being able to meet lots of women is so important.
It insures that you don't slip back into old "nice guy" ways
and come off as being too hungry. Because when your options
are limited then you make the few options you do have way too
important. And, in any area of life, whether it be sex, love
or business, if your choices are limited, and you make the few
you do have too important........
YOU WIND UP GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED!!!!
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So now that I've got you convinced, let's move on to some meat.
Let me start by talking about the very best places to meet women.
Places where women are friendly. Places where women are
jammed-packed. Places where women aren't on guard and where
you'll spend no money whatsoever to meet them.
Just what are these magic places? Any place where women go to...
FEED THEIR FACES!!!
Yup. I'm talking about gourmet ice-cream shops, gourmet cookie
places, and especially, especially, gourmet coffee outlets!!
You see, women have this thing about pleasing their mouths
and taste buds(it's a well known fact that 80% of the people
who suffer from eating disorders are female) and any place
that caters to this hankering of theirs is where you'll find
them gathering.
Let me give you an example: here in the Los Angeles area
we have two major gourment coffee places: the Coffee Bean
and The Tea Leaf, and Starbucks. Both of these places are
JAM-PACKED (or should I say gunch-packed?)with some of the
best looking beaver I have ever seen.
They are JAM-PACKED in the morning when these babes need
their wake-up rush before going to work.
They are JAM-PACKED at lunch time when they get their
after-lunch cup of coffee.
They are JAM-PACKED from 5 to 6:30 in the afternoon as the
babes either have another cup or are buying coffee to brew at home.
What's that you say? That's not enough for you? Well, how
about this: from 7P.M. to around 1 am the coffee places that
are located near college campuses are....
JAM-PACKED WITH COLLEGE AGE SNATCH, STUDYING THEIR POLITICAL
SCIENCE, ART HISTORY, ETC.
Now, think back a minute to when YOU were in college. Did you
enjoy studying? Did you like cramming? Or would you welcome
virtually any opportunity to put the damn book down and do
something more fun, like talk to an interesting, mesmerizing
stranger?
Here's another cool thing about these "coffee-houses": they
often have amateur "poetry reading" nights, where anyone(that
means you, Buckwheat!) can get up and read a few lines.
Of course, I wouldn't leave you hanging out there, expecting
you to make up any old poem. So here is a great Ross Jeffries
get laid poem that you can read, and I guarantee the babes will
want to fuck you, because it's filled with all sorts of hypnotic
catch phrases and hidden commands to get them all hot and horny
(much much more about this in my "Secrets Of Speed Seduction Tape
Series" and the book by the same name that I've just finished).
Here's the poem, and I hope you've got the balls to go for it!!
Fascination: By Ross Jeffries
Have you ever been fascinated
by someone who's words just seemed to
PENETRATE you?
You FIND YOURSELF LOOKING
and you can't look away
and the more that you try
the more that GAZE STAYS
RIVETED HERE
where you want it to be
cause you know that there's something
you just have to see
As you LISTEN SO CLOSE
and you START TO WONDER
what would it feel like
to be FALLING UNDER
A spell, mmm so magic
being spun by the sound
of a voice whose rich warmth
was spreading on down
Have you ever experienced
INSTANEOUS CONNECTION?
To the point where your thoughts moved in
mmmm...
Just one direction?
People sometimes ask,
"Please...just a kiss!"
Funny how you find yourself
WISHING THE SAME WISH
Your mind is amazing
when you really
LET IT GO
As you FIND YOURSELF PICTURING
mmm..you know?
As the warmth of that voice
takes on a glow
Spreading and pulsing
where you want it to go
I will tell you all you desire...
ME...I know.
You step out of what was
Invited, slipped inside
Feels like warm rain
Between your sighs
And it's not important
that you find
every inhibition
is left far behind
As you recall how it feels
To be SO IN LOVE
And you SEE THAT IMAGE of us
(point to it)
Up above
You see at last
who you've finally found
what you've looked for
and longed for
has finally COME round
(By the way, if you don't have the balls to read this out loud,
you can always send it in a "love letter" to some girl you really
want. It even makes for a good response to a personal ad. Aren't
I a genius?)
Ok. While coffee places are my favorites, because of their all
around great hours, don't discount places like ice-cream or
yogurt places. These are best around lunch hour.
Another good lunch hour spot is any type of trendy health food
restaurant. Not only are these places a virtual snatch magnet,
but some of these women really take care of their bodies and are
enough to cause a meat eater like me to actually gag down a sprout
sandwich, just to get a chance to scam on their wondrous selves.
BARS, PARTIES, AND "NIGHT" SPOTS
Well, if you want to waste you're money, go ahead. Women in
these places are far more "uptight", far more likely to be very
picky about who'll they'll talk to, and plus you'll probably
have to spend some money to get in or stay in.
USING A GIMMICK TO GET THE GUNCHES
Are you into metaphysics? Do you believe in astrology?
Astral projection? ESP? Tarot cards? What's that you say?
You think it's all a bunch of crap?
Well, so do I. But guess what? Women eat this stuff up like
candy, so I PRETEND to be interested in all of it!!!
Of course, my favorite gimmick of gimmicks is analyzing a chick's
handwriting. Do I have any training in this field? Have I even
read a single book on the subject?
OF COURSE NOT!!!
But of course, just by coincidence, we carry the good old
Grapho-Deck, the world's best gimmick for picking up women,
right in the Ross Jeffries Catalog.
All you need to do is walk into any bar or party with it, and corral
the first girl you see. Just walk up and say, "Excuse me, I
know
this might sound a little odd, but do you handwrite or do you
print?".
After she stares at you like a bug for a second, she'll say, "Both.
Why?".
You say, "Well, I got this neat little deck of cards from a friend,
and they're supposed to let you analyze a person's writing.
I've tried it a few times and it really worked, and you looked
like a fun person to break the ice with. Want to give it a go?".
Almost always you'll hear yes, and the neat thing is other girls
will be watching and then they'll come up to you and ask if you'll,
"Do me! Do me!".
I'm serious, it's that easy.
Pick-Up Lines Made Easy:
The key to any good pick-up line is to get a woman's attention
and make her laugh. To that end, I try as best as possible to
be unconventional in my approach. (To find an unconventional
woman, use an unconventional approach!) Let me give just a
few of my favorites:
1. (Delivered rapid-fire fast!) Hi! Do you have a
boyfriend? Would you like a better one? Answer the second
question first!
2. (To a woman in a tight outfit at a party or bar!) Hi! That's
a great outfit you're almost wearing!
3.(Also to a woman in a tight outfit at a party or bar!) Hi!
You know, if I were a girl, and I looked as good as you do,
I'd look at myself in the mirror all day long til I worked up
the courage to ask myself out! Speaking of which,
my name is:..................
4. (To woman with great legs in any situation!) Excuse, but
I just wanted to tell you, if God made anything nicer than your
legs,(or smile!) he's saving it for himself!
My name is...............!
5. (To a pretty woman, anywhere!) Hi, has anyone ever told
you you're a shining example of genetic perfection?
6. (The shy, sincere approach) Excuse me! I'm sorry to
interrupt you here but I really wanted to meet you and I'm
willing to make a total fool of myself to do it!
My name is..........!
Ok? Those are great for a starter! We'll continue on this
topic in future issues, and please feel free to send in
your own!
Reader's Mail:
Dear Ross Jeffries:
What is your recommendation for a person that is willing
to give you their name and phone number but then has an
excuse every time you want to ask them out? Also, what

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