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Trickster's Touch
by Zohra Greenhalgh
Panthe'kinarok Prologue
The Greatkin were a motley, passionate family of twenty-seven. Since they
had all sprung from the Presence at the same moment, each Greatkin was
exactly the same age. Still, the Greatkin loved to play elaborate,
sophisticated games of dress-up which involved the full spectrum of aging.
One Greatkin was particularly good at this. His name was Rimble. He was
the face of the Presence which represented the impossible, the unexpected,
and the devi-ant. A mischief-maker without peer, Rimble was also called
Trickster by many members of his large family. A master of disguise, Rimble
might appear as a toothless hag one moment and a youthful, perfumed fop
the next. Rimble excelled at many things: one of these was the art of
making himself completely irritating to everyone in his proximity. When
that failed to amuse him, Rimble would cause mischief on some world or
other.
At present, Rimble and his brothers and sisters were all seated at a round
table which had been elegantly set for a dinner party serving twenty-seven.
This was the Panthe'-kinarok feast where everything the Greatkin said and
did translated instantly into the known universes. The most idle
conversation could have the most far-reaching consequences here. Spats or
intrigues between dinner partners might cause wars—not to mention
indigestion for the Greatkin themselves. Fortunately, Rimble was fond of
his dinner partners, Phebene and Jinndaven. His affection for his sister and
brother had spared the family the worst of his unusually abominable table
manners. At present, Rimble had punctuated six of the nine dinner courses
with only thirteen belches, eight farts, and twenty-six yawns. Greatkin
Phebene was especially grateful to Rimble for behaving so well and said so.
"When you're polite, Rimble, dear, it makes eating so much more
enjoyable." She was the Greatkin of Great Loves and Tender Trysts and
tended to be a little on the syrupy side. Spectacularly beautiful, Phebene
wore a rain-bow-colored robe and a crown of green roses on her head. She
beamed at Rimble now, her voice full of seductive pleasantries and good
humor.
Rimble, who detested polite conversation, yawned for the twenty-seventh
time and grinned as Phebene's smile turned into a reproving scowl. Picking
his hooked nose (and eating its contents), Rimble said, "These
Panthe'kinarok dinners go on forever. Hates them, I do. Boring, boring,
boring."
Greatkin Jinndaven, who was seated on Rimble's right, groaned. If Rimble
was feeling bored, he was apt to do something—anything—to relieve the
tedium. Jinndaven tried not to think of all the ways Rimble might decide to
entertain himself, but since Jinndaven was the Greatkin of Imagination he
 
could not keep from imagining a thousand different scenarios, most of them
disastrous. Dressed in mauves and small mirrors, Jinndaven literally
sparkled when he moved. Leaning toward Trickster, the light of a nearby
candle glinted off Jinndaven's robe and found an answering resonance in
one of Trickster's pied eyes. Seeing this, Jinndaven hesitated.
"Well?" asked Rimble as nice as you please. "I just hope you don't plan to
make the last three courses of dinner as interesting as the first six."
"You still sore about the Jinnaeon?" Trickster asked incredulously.
Rimble referred to a sudden period of transition, a tricksterish shifttime , he
had named for his imaginative brother, Jinndaven. In certain terms, this
transition period could be seen as a mutation in time. This mutation (or
fluctuation) had been necessary to throw space and time off balance for a
while. If reality had remained on its usual track, Rimble couldn't have
triggered a quantum leap of consciousness that the Presence wanted
implemented through all the known universes. The Presence was the one
great being to whom the Greatkin owed their allegiance. It was the
Presence that all the Greatkin served, even Rimble.
It seemed the Presence thought the two-legged races in all the known
universes, especially the world of Mnemlith, were too concerned with their
day-to-day lives. They were missing the larger cosmological dramas that
developed and exploded around them on a constant basis. In the past
millennium or so, the Presence felt the two-legged races had grown
unbearably small-minded. It was Rimble's task to make them large-minded
again.
This task proved more difficult than Trickster could possibly have foreseen.
Not only were the two-leggeds of Mnemlith out and out resistant to change,
some of the Greatkin themselves acted in like manner, a few of them
consciously thwarting Rimble's attempts to do the will of the Presence.
Rimble thought this very small-minded of them , and said so often.
When Jinndaven didn't answer him immediately, Trick-ster repeated his
question, "You still sore about me calling it the Jinnaeon?"
"Well—I—" Jinndaven shrugged. "Yeah. I'm a little sore."
"Jinnaeon sounds better than Rimblaeon."
"That may be," Jinndaven admitted. "But look at all the trouble you caused
on Mnemlith. All in my name. You said it would be a teensy-weensy
fluctuation of consciousness. You had drugs, torture, insanity, civil
unrest—"
"Yes, yes," snapped Rimble hastily. "Well, it couldn't be helped. That was
the resistance to change. Mattie's fault entirely," added Rimble with a
sideways glance at another of his brothers, Greatkin Mattermat. This
Greatkin was the Patron of All Things Made Physical: of everything that
"mattered." At the moment, the ponderous fellow had his mouth full of
salad. Dressed in earth colors, Greatkin Mattermat smelled richly of caves
 
and loam and fir trees. Rimble grinned and added, "Mattie hates quantum
leaps, see. Hates them and blocks them."
Swallowing swiftly, Mattermat glared at Rimble and said, "Did I hear what I
think I just heard? Did you blame me for all the trouble on Mnemlith?"
Jinndaven pursed his lips and muttered, "At least Rimble didn't name an
age of transition after you. The Jinnaeon. The worst period of history that
Mnemlith has ever known." Jinndaven put his head in his hands and rolled
his eyes.
Rimble returned Mattermat's glare with one of his own. "Trouble? That
wasn't trouble. That was an experiment. An impr ooo vement. A remedy for a
stagnant situation—"
"Mnemlith was getting along fine until you interfered!" retorted Mattermat.
Among other things, Mattermat was also the Patron of Inertia. Being the
personification of change itself, Rimble had long ago decided that his divine
charge included the subversion of entropy—i.e., Mattermat—wherever he
found it. As a result, Rimble had earned the displeasure of his heavyweight
brother on countless occasions over the millennia.
"I saved that world!" cried Trickster, his boredom vanishing as he warmed
to the idea of having it out with Mattermat once and for all. "Furthermore
and most impor-tantly, I caused enough turmoil on Mnemlith to make folks
start praying to us again. In order to pray to us, they have to remember our
names. Remembering us makes them large-minded. And that , my dear
brothers and sisters, is the point."
Moments before the Panthe'kinarok meet and feast were to begin, Rimble
had decided that Mnemlith was the sleepiest world in the known universes.
According to Rimble, only a quarter of that world's population could recite
the names of all the Greatkin. Most had forgotten that the Greatkin had
ever existed. And even less than a quarter knew which of the Greatkin lived
in sunny Eranossa and which lived in the shadowy, subtle underworld called
Neath. Can't have that, said Rimble. Such forgetfulness might spread to
the un known universes. It would be a veritable plague of oblivion. So
Rimble had taken Mnemlith by the shoulders and shaken that world. Hard.
Mattermat sipped his wine, his eyes never leaving Trick-ster's. There was a
short silence while he drank. The tension in the room increased. Mattermat
put his wine goblet down carefully. Before he could speak again, Sathmadd,
the Patron of Organization, Mathematics, and Red Tape, inter-rupted.
"Rimble, I've had my fill of your turmoil, as you call it. Chaos and havoc
would be more apt," she said primly. She was a bustling sort of Greatkin,
fastidious and orderly to a fault. "I, for one, hope you keep your meddling
to a minimum from here on out. We've got three more courses to get
through. I vote to have them peaceful."
Several Greatkin nodded and clapped their hands politely in favor of
Sathmadd's suggestion. Rimble noted that all of them hailed from tidy,
cheery Eranossa. "Where all the bright ones live," muttered Rimble
 
sarcastically.
Troth, a dark-skinned quiet fellow, cleared his throat. Like Rimble, Troth
resided in Neath. The beautiful glass beads that adorned his braided hair
swung forward now as he changed position. Troth was the Greatkin of
Death; when he spoke everyone listened.
"Nothing is permanent, Mattermat. Not even us."
"Besides," said Trickster, "the Presence told me to meddle."
Mattermat snorted. "A likely story."
"Once a liar, always a liar," chimed in Sathmadd, wagging a finger at
Rimble sternly.
"I don't lie," yelled Rimble. "I'm Trickster. I live in Neath. We're not like you
day types. We don't tell every-thing we know all at once. It's not our
nature."
There was a long silence. During it, Rimble slumped in his chair. He
crumpled the linen napkin in his lap with frustration. Would no one in
Eranossa ever understand that he served the Presence same as the rest of
them? He had a divine right to meddle; it was his job, for Presence sake.
Rimble licked his lips and whispered in a singsong manner, "Trickster's my
name and change is my game. Trickster's my name and change is my game.
Trickster's my name—"
Jinndaven interrupted his brother sharply. "Cut that out, Rimble. This is the
Panthe'kinarok, when everything we say translates—"
"Yup," snapped Rimble, his pied eyes flashing with fury. "Trickster's my
name and change is my game. Trickster's—"
Finally hearing Rimble's words, Mattermat jumped to his feet. "Shut up! You
just shut up, Trickster! Don't you dare do one more thing to one more
world! I tell you, I won't have it! I won't!"
Now Mattermat appealed to the Greatkin whom the rest of the family
lovingly referred to as Eldest. Her real name was Themyth. She was the
Greatkin of Civilization. No Panthe'kinarok could begin without her opening
libation to the Presence. Her word was final in all disputes. Eldest, who had
been Rimble's lover recently, was dressed in a brightly colored patchwork
quilt, her gray hair tumbling free from its habitual, elegant bun. Under the
quilt, Eldest wore loose mix-matched clothing. No one had ever seen Eldest
attired in this fashion. It had been the silent conclu-sion at the table that
Rimble's lovemaking had influenced the Greatkin of Civilization. Everyone
hoped this influence would pass. It had been a great relief to some that
the place cards on the table had been arranged in such a manner that sat
Rimble next to Love and Imagination instead of Greatkin Themyth. The
seating arrangements had been Themyth's idea. Bedding Rimble was one
thing. Sitting next to him for a nine-course dinner was quite another.
 
Making love with Trickster would give all the civilizations in all the known
universes a small jolt; anything more extended might cause unwanted
anarchy. Mattermat hit the table with his fist. " Do something, Eldest!" Fruit
rolled out of a silver cornucopia and teetered on the table's edge.
Earthquakes abounded throughout creation.
"Mattie, dear, be careful ," said Themyth as she deftly caught the fruit
before it hit the floor. She replaced the apple and peach gently.
But Mattermat would not be calmed. "I want him stopped! I want him
contained! I want him out of this council!"
Eldest grabbed the wooden cane that rested against her chair and thwacked
it against the wooden floor. The sound resembled that of a very loud and
very uncompromising thunderclap. Everyone jumped, including Rimble.
Startled for the moment, Trickster broke off his litany for change.
"Now," said Themyth with great dignity, "we'll have no more of that at this
table. From either of you. Clear?"
Neither Mattermat nor Rimble said anything.
Eldest eyed both brothers coolly. Turning again to Rim-ble, she studied his
rather wild appearance. Rimble had painted his bare torso with yellow and
black diagonals during the break between the fourth and fifth courses. He
had pulled on fur pants made of the skin of coyotes and hung several gourd
rattles from a braided belt. Incongru-ously, Rimble wore a black bow tie
around his neck. Eldest cleared her throat. "Do you promise to leave
Mattie's things alone for the rest of dinner?"
As if on cue, Trickster jumped on his chair, let out a bloodcurdling shriek,
and yelled, "I don't have to stay here!"
When Jinndaven had recovered from Rimble's shout, he wiped his brow with
a lavender handkerchief several times and said, "I knew this was coming. I
just knew it. O sweet Presence preserve us—"
Eldest peered at Rimble. "Explain."
Rimble crossed his arms over his painted chest. "Ain't got nothing to
explain, Eldest. Nothing to explain at all. You don't want me here? Fine. I'll
go elsewhere."
Themyth frowned. "You can't go out of the universe, Rimble—"
Rimble snorted. "I got me the perfect antidote to Mr. Permanence and
Resistance over there," he said, inclining his head toward Mattermat.
Mattermat's face was scarlet with outrage. Trickster grinned and said, "I
think I likes changing matter from the inside the best. It's so irrevocable—"
"Not in this universe, you don't!" yelled Mattermat.
 
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