{1}{72}/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ {1607}{1645}And that's the news. {1647}{1767}But before we sign off, we'd like|to congratulate our very own Evan Baxter, {1769}{1860}who has just been elected|Buffalo's representative to Congress. {1862}{1894}And, now, we have a surprise for Evan. {1895}{1933}No, you don't.|We do. {1934}{2003}Oh, no. I really didn't expect this. {2005}{2058}Here's a look back at his run for office. {2122}{2150}What are we gonna do? {2152}{2186}Change the world! {2188}{2213}That's right! {2387}{2436}Baxter! Baxter! Baxter! {2602}{2627}Hi. {2629}{2662}Baxter! Baxter! {2663}{2698}That's right! {2806}{2907}I feel like that old Indian|in front of all the garbage. {2942}{3062}So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter|for Eyewitness News. Good night. {3460}{3537}Huntsville, Virginia.|Prestige Crest, four miles. {3539}{3576}What did we do before GPS? {3578}{3602}Nothing. {3604}{3657}Guys, Dad's very proud of his new car. {3658}{3769}Hey, I am proud of my new car.|Look, I'm a politician now. {3771}{3841}I'm in the public eye, and as you know,|when you are in the public eye, {3842}{3882}image is everything, isn't it? {4002}{4071}Here it is! Welcome to the good life. {4073}{4154}Hey, guys, why the long faces?|We're off on a new adventure! {4178}{4229}It's just we're going to miss our friends. {4231}{4275}You'll make new friends, better friends. {4277}{4305}Yeah, richer friends. {4307}{4399}Do not mouth off to me, sir.|I am the boss of you. {4401}{4463}And let me tell you something,|you guys are gonna love this place. {4477}{4553}And you know what? I think there's|something for our fishermen up there. {4581}{4655}Baxter family,|this is what's called a scenic vista. {4657}{4749}And I don't think the big man himself|could do a better job. Pretty cool, huh? {4751}{4794}Hey, Dad, an iguana can stay underwater|for 28 minutes. {4796}{4821}What's that? {4822}{4865}And a shrimp's heart is in its head.|Really? {4867}{4921}Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet|for one lifetime. {4922}{4969}Yeah, let's head out! Come on.|The best is yet to come! {5011}{5077}Gentlemen, I have saved|the best for last. {5079}{5164}Look over to the right.|That is your new home. {5314}{5339}Whoa! {5341}{5369}That's our house? {5371}{5421}Uh-huh.|I don't remember it being|this big in the brochure. {5422}{5453}Was it this big in the brochure? {5455}{5485}Pretty amazing, isn't it? {5487}{5525}There they are! {5562}{5613}Is this curb appeal or what? {5614}{5651}Here we go! {5653}{5689}Honey, I think you're blocking my photo. {5691}{5716}Sorry. {5718}{5765}All right, everybody! Say "Escrow"! {5766}{5811}Escrow! {5840}{5903}Come on. Come on. Come on.|Come on. Go. Go. Go. {5918}{5964}Guys, easy. {6024}{6051}This is our house? {6053}{6077}Uh-huh. {6098}{6126}Careful! {6128}{6173}- Honey, be careful!|- Watch it! {6174}{6202}Are you kidding me? {6204}{6233}- Mom, can we go upstairs?|- Yep. {6235}{6269}And I get my own room, right?|Yep. {6306}{6367}Mr. Baxter, could you give us some|direction on these kitchen cabinets? {6369}{6393}Sure. {6394}{6504}Okay, it's between your maple|and your old-growth Brazilian cherry. {6506}{6550}That is nice! Which is best? {6552}{6625}Well, if you're not sensitive|to that "save the rainforest" stuff, {6627}{6663}you can't beat the Brazilian cherry. {6665}{6692}It's 200, 300 years old. {6694}{6730}Three hundred years.|Three hundred. {6732}{6769}Wow. That is old. {6770}{6825}And now you are going to hold my dishes. {6827}{6869}That's right. You going with the cherry?|Cheery cherry! {6870}{6906}Yeah. Definitely.|He's going with the cherry! {6936}{6961}Dad, look! {6963}{6994}No, no, no! {6996}{7055}Ryan, do not touch him, please! {7057}{7094}Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away! {7096}{7150}No. He might have lice, fleas,|maggots or something. {7152}{7218}You do not play with stray dogs|because they are very... {7220}{7276}No, no! Get away, get away! Go! {7291}{7328}Okay. Oh, no, no, no. {7330}{7364}He's thirsty.|No, no, no. {7366}{7435}No, you don't! There we go. {7437}{7476}Well, Ryan, he's a stray. {7478}{7513}If we give him water,|he's just going to come back. {7514}{7599}Come on, Dad, why can't we keep him?|I mean, we've got a new house. {7601}{7648}Okay, Ryan, this is why we can't keep him. {7650}{7712}They are stinky. They are smelly.|They get hair all over the place. {7714}{7743}They get a little thing called the mange. {7745}{7817}In a nutshell, he is disgusting.|Case in point. {7935}{8013}Ladies and gentlemen,|this concludes day one {8015}{8053}of the Baxters' new and exciting Life. {8055}{8110}I have to do the new house dance. {8112}{8173}Wow! That dance? {8174}{8212}Mmm-hmm.|That's a good new house dance. {8214}{8243}Thank you. {8245}{8297}You know, those boys were having|so much fun tonight, {8299}{8346}I thought I would never get them to bed. {8348}{8460}And then Ryan did the cutest thing.|He asked if we could all pray together. {8472}{8533}Really? What did you pray about? {8535}{8585}He met a dog. What do you think|he prayed for? {8634}{8700}Just a walking petri dish, that dog. {8702}{8754}And Jordan was very precise. {8756}{8847}He prayed for good visibility, good weather|on the hiking trip tomorrow. {8849}{8927}The hiking trip? Oh, right. Yeah.|The hiking trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. {8929}{8974}You wanna know what I prayed for? {8976}{9022}Yeah. What did you pray for? {9023}{9097}I prayed we would become closer|as a family. {9126}{9233}Honey, you don't need to pray for that|to happen. I will make that happen. {9270}{9310}What would you pray for? {9312}{9373}Me? I don't know. Praying just... {9419}{9511}Honey, you're the one who said|you wanted to change the world. {9522}{9569}It's a pretty big job. {9576}{9629}If it were me,|I would take all the help I could get. {9763}{9838}Former Buffalo News|anchor, Evan Baxter, takes office tomorrow {9840}{9896}to make good on a Lofty campaign promise. {9898}{9925}What are we going to do? {9927}{9957}Change the world! {9959}{10042}Good Luck, Congressman.|Many have tried, many have failed. {10044}{10073}Hello! {10074}{10120}This is Regina Sparks reporting for... {10538}{10581}Hello, there. Hi. {10608}{10664}This is Evan Baxter. {10702}{10761}Just wanted to say thank you for everything. {10762}{10854}Thank you for the new car and for the house. {10856}{10926}The house is great. I love it. {10942}{11056}I mean, I picked it out,|but you created matter and everything, so... {11133}{11224}I just wanted to say that I think|Joan makes a good point, {11226}{11334}and that I am now in a position|of great power, {11336}{11429}and I know that with great power|comes great responsibility. {11480}{11532}So, God, {11624}{11682}Please help me change the world. {11729}{11797}Okay. That's it. I'm hanging up now. {11819}{11878}God bless... Well, you. Okay. {12430}{12481}What? That's weird. {12482}{12508}What? {12510}{12548}I set the alarm for 7:00. {13368}{13416}I am successful. I am powerful.|I am handsome. {13418}{13481}I am happy, successful,|powerful, handsome, happy. {13508}{13635}All right, everyone, wish me luck.|The Congressman has left the building. {13637}{13752}All right, Baxter brood, I will see you|later on this afternoon for the big hike. Yes? {13754}{13782}You psyched? Are you ready? {13784}{13809}Yeah. {13810}{13841}Bye. See you.|Good luck, honey. {13842}{13870}Bye, guys!|See you later. {13872}{13896}Later, gator. {13945}{13976}Oh, gosh. {13978}{14043}Wow. Honey, did you order anything? {14057}{14103}"Alpha and Omega Hardware"? {14105}{14128}Never heard of them. {14130}{14158}Me either. {14176}{14217}What do we have? {14251}{14287}What is this stuff? {14326}{14362}Must have the wrong address. {14374}{14429}Yup. The wrong address. {14494}{14542}Congressman Baxter. Good morning.|Good morning. {14543}{14579}Good morning, Congressman|Baxter. Hello. {14581}{14639}Good morning, Congressman|Baxter. Good morning. {14641}{14713}Oh, this is so cool. {14763}{14788}Uh-huh. {14790}{14833}Yeah. This'll work. {14834}{14929}There he is! The head honcho.|The big kahuna. {14931}{14978}Rita, I think I have to do the dance. {14979}{15007}Do the dance. {15094}{15125}That's enough of the dance. {15126}{15178}Oh, this is nice! This is really nice! {15180}{15243}This is too nice.|There's something crooked going on. {15245}{15274}Do you smell anthrax? {15276}{15322}Congressman!|Hey, Marty! {15323}{15358}Nice sound to that.|I like it. {15359}{15383}Here they are! {15412}{15437}All right. {15438}{15481}You remember Sarah, Allen, Michael. {15482}{15547}I don't think you know the new kid|Eugene Tennanbaum. I found him at G.W. {15549}{15624}Sort of a walking search engine. Watch this.|How many stars on the flag in 1818? {15626}{15649}15. {15651}{15698}And Congressman Baxter's coffee habits? {15699}{15773}He likes a morning latte with a cruller,|a decaf espresso after lunch, {15774}{15813}served sans pastry of any kind. {15815}{15879}Very impressive. A little freaky,|but I like this kid. {15886}{15919}I love you. {15942}{15966}Hmm? {15979}{16062}I mean, we should hang out socially.|I just got a ping-pong table. {16064}{16101}Not going to happen. {16102}{16181}Go find out where his license plates are.|Everybody else, back to your holes. {16182}{16207}He was actually right. {16209}{16252}I'm doing a background check on that kid. {16257}{16366}Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office,|to remind you of the mission! {16368}{16402}"Change the world!" {16404}{16445}Okay, Evan, who do you know?|What do you mean? {16447}{16495}Oh, come on.|Yesterday we're in the basement. {16497}{16541}Today, look at this place.|It's like the Emerald City! {16542}{16621}"Enjoy your office.|Your neighbor, Congressman Long." {16622}{16677}Congressman Long did this?|Did you say "neighbor"? {16679}{16746}That's r...
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