00:00:01:/SubEdit b.3945 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ 00:01:07:And that's the news. 00:01:09:But before we sign off, we'd like|to congratulate our very own Evan Baxter, 00:01:14:who has just been elected|Buffalo's representative to Congress. 00:01:18:And, now, we have a surprise for Evan. 00:01:19:No, you don't.|We do. 00:01:21:Oh, no. I really didn't expect this. 00:01:24:Here's a look back at his run for office. 00:01:29:What are we gonna do? 00:01:30:Change the world! 00:01:31:That's right! 00:01:40:Baxter! Baxter! Baxter! 00:01:49:Hi. 00:01:50:Baxter! Baxter! 00:01:51:That's right! 00:01:57:I feel like that old Indian|in front of all the garbage. 00:02:03:So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter|for Eyewitness News. Good night. 00:02:24:Huntsville, Virginia.|Prestige Crest, four miles. 00:02:28:What did we do before GPS? 00:02:29:Nothing. 00:02:30:Guys, Dad's very proud of his new car. 00:02:33:Hey, I am proud of my new car.|Look, I'm a politician now. 00:02:37:I'm in the public eye, and as you know,|when you are in the public eye, 00:02:40:image is everything, isn't it? 00:02:47:Here it is! Welcome to the good life. 00:02:50:Hey, guys, why the long faces?|We're off on a new adventure! 00:02:54:It's just we're going to miss our friends. 00:02:56:You'll make new friends, better friends. 00:02:58:Yeah, richer friends. 00:03:00:Do not mouth off to me, sir.|I am the boss of you. 00:03:04:And let me tell you something,|you guys are gonna love this place. 00:03:07:And you know what? I think there's|something for our fishermen up there. 00:03:11:Baxter family,|this is what's called a scenic vista. 00:03:14:And I don't think the big man himself|could do a better job. Pretty cool, huh? 00:03:18:Hey, Dad, an iguana can stay underwater|for 28 minutes. 00:03:20:What's that? 00:03:21:And a shrimp's heart is in its head.|Really? 00:03:23:Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet|for one lifetime. 00:03:25:Yeah, let's head out! Come on.|The best is yet to come! 00:03:29:Gentlemen, I have saved|the best for last. 00:03:32:Look over to the right.|That is your new home. 00:03:42:Whoa! 00:03:43:That's our house? 00:03:44:Uh-huh.|I don't remember it being|this big in the brochure. 00:03:46:Was it this big in the brochure? 00:03:48:Pretty amazing, isn't it? 00:03:49:There they are! 00:03:52:Is this curb appeal or what? 00:03:54:Here we go! 00:03:56:Honey, I think you're blocking my photo. 00:03:57:Sorry. 00:03:58:All right, everybody! Say "Escrow"! 00:04:00:Escrow! 00:04:04:Come on. Come on. Come on.|Come on. Go. Go. Go. 00:04:07:Guys, easy. 00:04:11:This is our house? 00:04:12:Uh-huh. 00:04:14:Careful! 00:04:16:- Honey, be careful!|- Watch it! 00:04:18:Are you kidding me? 00:04:19:- Mom, can we go upstairs?|- Yep. 00:04:20:And I get my own room, right?|Yep. 00:04:23:Mr. Baxter, could you give us some|direction on these kitchen cabinets? 00:04:26:Sure. 00:04:27:Okay, it's between your maple|and your old-growth Brazilian cherry. 00:04:31:That is nice! Which is best? 00:04:33:Well, if you're not sensitive|to that "save the rainforest" stuff, 00:04:36:you can't beat the Brazilian cherry. 00:04:38:It's 200, 300 years old. 00:04:39:Three hundred years.|Three hundred. 00:04:41:Wow. That is old. 00:04:42:And now you are going to hold my dishes. 00:04:45:That's right. You going with the cherry?|Cheery cherry! 00:04:47:Yeah. Definitely.|He's going with the cherry! 00:04:49:Dad, look! 00:04:50:No, no, no! 00:04:52:Ryan, do not touch him, please! 00:04:54:Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away! 00:04:56:No. He might have lice, fleas,|maggots or something. 00:04:58:You do not play with stray dogs|because they are very... 00:05:01:No, no! Get away, get away! Go! 00:05:04:Okay. Oh, no, no, no. 00:05:06:He's thirsty.|No, no, no. 00:05:07:No, you don't! There we go. 00:05:10:Well, Ryan, he's a stray. 00:05:12:If we give him water,|he's just going to come back. 00:05:13:Come on, Dad, why can't we keep him?|I mean, we've got a new house. 00:05:17:Okay, Ryan, this is why we can't keep him. 00:05:19:They are stinky. They are smelly.|They get hair all over the place. 00:05:22:They get a little thing called the mange. 00:05:23:In a nutshell, he is disgusting.|Case in point. 00:05:31:Ladies and gentlemen,|this concludes day one 00:05:34:of the Baxters' new and exciting Life. 00:05:36:I have to do the new house dance. 00:05:38:Wow! That dance? 00:05:41:Mmm-hmm.|That's a good new house dance. 00:05:43:Thank you. 00:05:44:You know, those boys were having|so much fun tonight, 00:05:46:I thought I would never get them to bed. 00:05:48:And then Ryan did the cutest thing.|He asked if we could all pray together. 00:05:53:Really? What did you pray about? 00:05:56:He met a dog. What do you think|he prayed for? 00:06:00:Just a walking petri dish, that dog. 00:06:03:And Jordan was very precise. 00:06:05:He prayed for good visibility, good weather|on the hiking trip tomorrow. 00:06:09:The hiking trip? Oh, right. Yeah.|The hiking trip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:06:12:You wanna know what I prayed for? 00:06:14:Yeah. What did you pray for? 00:06:16:I prayed we would become closer|as a family. 00:06:21:Honey, you don't need to pray for that|to happen. I will make that happen. 00:06:27:What would you pray for? 00:06:28:Me? I don't know. Praying just... 00:06:33:Honey, you're the one who said|you wanted to change the world. 00:06:37:It's a pretty big job. 00:06:39:If it were me,|I would take all the help I could get. 00:06:47:Former Buffalo News|anchor, Evan Baxter, takes office tomorrow 00:06:50:to make good on a Lofty campaign promise. 00:06:53:What are we going to do? 00:06:54:Change the world! 00:06:55:Good Luck, Congressman.|Many have tried, many have failed. 00:06:59:Hello! 00:07:00:This is Regina Sparks reporting for... 00:07:20:Hello, there. Hi. 00:07:22:This is Evan Baxter. 00:07:26:Just wanted to say thank you for everything. 00:07:29:Thank you for the new car and for the house. 00:07:33:The house is great. I love it. 00:07:36:I mean, I picked it out,|but you created matter and everything, so... 00:07:44:I just wanted to say that I think|Joan makes a good point, 00:07:48:and that I am now in a position|of great power, 00:07:53:and I know that with great power|comes great responsibility. 00:07:59:So, God, 00:08:05:Please help me change the world. 00:08:09:Okay. That's it. I'm hanging up now. 00:08:13:God bless... Well, you. Okay. 00:08:38:What? That's weird. 00:08:41:What? 00:08:42:I set the alarm for 7:00. 00:09:18:I am successful. I am powerful.|I am handsome. 00:09:20:I am happy, successful,|powerful, handsome, happy. 00:09:23:All right, everyone, wish me luck.|The Congressman has left the building. 00:09:29:All right, Baxter brood, I will see you|later on this afternoon for the big hike. Yes? 00:09:34:You psyched? Are you ready? 00:09:35:Yeah. 00:09:36:Bye. See you.|Good luck, honey. 00:09:37:Bye, guys!|See you later. 00:09:39:Later, gator. 00:09:42:Oh, gosh. 00:09:43:Wow. Honey, did you order anything? 00:09:46:"Alpha and Omega Hardware"? 00:09:48:Never heard of them. 00:09:49:Me either. 00:09:51:What do we have? 00:09:54:What is this stuff? 00:09:58:Must have the wrong address. 00:10:00:Yup. The wrong address. 00:10:05:Congressman Baxter. Good morning.|Good morning. 00:10:07:Good morning, Congressman|Baxter. Hello. 00:10:08:Good morning, Congressman|Baxter. Good morning. 00:10:11:Oh, this is so cool. 00:10:16:Uh-huh. 00:10:17:Yeah. This'll work. 00:10:19:There he is! The head honcho.|The big kahuna. 00:10:23:Rita, I think I have to do the dance. 00:10:25:Do the dance. 00:10:30:That's enough of the dance. 00:10:31:Oh, this is nice! This is really nice! 00:10:33:This is too nice.|There's something crooked going on. 00:10:36:Do you smell anthrax? 00:10:37:Congressman!|Hey, Marty! 00:10:39:Nice sound to that.|I like it. 00:10:41:Here they are! 00:10:43:All right. 00:10:44:You remember Sarah, Allen, Michael. 00:10:46:I don't think you know the new kid|Eugene Tennanbaum. I found him at G.W. 00:10:49:Sort of a walking search engine. Watch this.|How many stars on the flag in 1818? 00:10:52:15. 00:10:53:And Congressman Baxter's coffee habits? 00:10:55:He likes a morning latte with a cruller,|a decaf espresso after lunch, 00:10:58:served sans pastry of any kind. 00:11:00:Very impressive. A little freaky,|but I like this kid. 00:11:03:I love you. 00:11:05:Hmm? 00:11:06:I mean, we should hang out socially.|I just got a ping-pong table. 00:11:10:Not going to happen. 00:11:12:Go find out where his license plates are.|Everybody else, back to your holes. 00:11:15:He was actually right. 00:11:16:I'm doing a background check on that kid. 00:11:18:Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office,|to remind you of the mission! 00:11:23:"Change the world!" 00:11:24:Okay, Evan, who do you know?|What do you mean? 00:11:26:Oh, come on.|Yesterday we're in the basement. 00:11:28:Today, look at this place.|It's like the Emerald City! 00:11:30:"Enjoy your office.|Your neighbor, Congressman Long." 00:11:33:Congressman Long did this?|Did you say "neighbor"? 00:11:36:That's right. He lives in Prestige Crest,|right up the street. 00:11:39:Evan, you got to tell me these things.|Think of the publicity angle on this! 00:11:42:You and Congressman Long|having a barbecue. 00:11:45:Congressman Long eating your hot dog. 00:11:47:Hate to break up|your little weenie roast. 00:11:49:Congressman Long's assistant|just dropped this off. 00:11:51:The Congressman would like for you 00:11:53:to junior cosponsor this bill|that he's introducing. 00:11:55:Hold on. Congressman Long asked us to|junior cosponsor his bill? What's the bill? 00:12:00:The Citizens' Integration of Public Lands Act. 00:12:02:Never heard of it. Gene, here, now.|Rita, why didn't you tell me about this? 00:12:06:I just did. 00:12:07:Y...
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