VICTORY UNINTENTIONAL by Isaac Asimov The spaceship leaked, as the saying goes, like a sieve. It was supposed to. In fact, that was the whole idea. The result, of course, was that during the journey from Ganymede to Jupiter, the ship was crammed just as full as it could be with the very hardest space vacuum. And since the ship also lacked heating devices, this space vacuum was at normal temperature, which is a fraction of a degree above absolute zero. This, also, was according to plan. Little things like the absence of heat and air didn?t annoy anyone at all on this particular spaceship. The first near-vacuum wisps of Jovian atmosphere began percolating into the ship several thousand miles above the Jovian surface. It was practically all hydrogen, though perhaps a careful gas analysis might have located a trace of helium as well. The pressure gauges began creeping skyward. That creep continued at an accelerating pace as the ship dropped downward in a Jupiter-circling spiral. The pointers of successive gauges, each designed for progressively higher pressures, began to move until they reached the neighbourhood of a million or so atmospheres, where figures lost most of their meaning. The temperature, as recorded by thermocouples, rose slowly and erratically, and finally steadied at about seventy below zero, Centigrade. The ship moved slowly toward the end, ploughing its way heavily through a maze of gas molecules that crowded together so closely that hydrogen itself was squeezed to the density of a liquid. Ammonia vapour, drawn from the incredibly vast oceans of that liquid, saturated the horrible atmosphere. The wind, which had begun a thousand miles higher, had risen to a pitch inadequately described as a hurricane. It was quite plain long before the ship landed on a fairly large Jovian island, perhaps seven times the size of Asia, that Jupiter was not a very pleasant world. And yet the three members of the crew thought it was. They were quite convinced it was. But then, the three members of the crew were not exactly human. And neither were they exactly Jovian. They were simply robots, designed on Earth for Jupiter. ZZ Three said, ?It appears to be a rather desolate place.? ZZ Two joined him and regarded the wind-blasted landscape sombrely. ?There are structures of some sort in the distance,? he said, ?which are obviously artificial. I suggest we wait for the inhabitants to come to us.? Across the room ZZ One listened, but made no reply. He was the first constructed of the three, and half-experimental. Consequently he spoke a little less frequently than his two companions. The wait was not long. An air vessel of queer design swooped overhead. More followed. And then a line of ground vehicles approached, took position, and disgorged organisms. Along with these organisms came various inanimate accessories that might have been weapons. Some of these were borne by a single Jovian, some by several, and some advanced under their own power, with Jovians perhaps inside. The robots couldn?t tell. ZZ Three said, ?They?re all around us now. The logical peaceful gesture would be to come out in the open. Agreed?? It was, and ZZ One shoved open the heavy door, which was not double or, for that matter, particularly airtight. Their appearance through the door was the signal for an excited air among the surrounding Jovians. Things were done to several of the very largest of the inanimate accessories, and ZZ Three became aware of a temperature rise on the outer rind of his beryllium-iridium-bronze body. He glanced at ZZ Two. ?Do you feel it? They?re aiming heat energy at us, I believe.? ZZ Two indicated his surprise. ?I wonder why?? ?Definitely a heat ray of some sort. Look at that!? One of the rays had been jarred out of alignment for some indiscernible cause, and its line of radiation intersected a brook of sparkling pure ammonia ? which promptly boiled furiously. Three turned to ZZ One. ?Make a note of this, One, will you?? ?Sure.? It was to ZZ One that the routine secretarial work fell, and his method of taking a note was to make a mental addition to the accurate memory scroll within him. He had already gathered the hour-by-hour record of every important instrument on board ship during the trip to Jupiter. He added agreeably, ?What reason shall I put for the reaction? The human masters would probably enjoy knowing.? ?No reason. Or better,? Three corrected himself, ?no apparent reason. You might say the maximum temperature of the ray was about plus thirty, Centigrade.? Two interrupted, ?Shall we try communicating?? ?It would be a waste of time,? said Three. ?There can?t be more than a very few Jovians who know the radio-click code that?s been developed between Jupiter and Ganymede. They?ll have to send for one, and when he comes, he?ll establish contact soon enough. Meanwhile let?s watch them. I don?t understand their actions, I tell you frankly.? Nor did understanding come immediately. Heat radiation ceased, and other instruments were brought to the forefront and put into play. Several capsules fell at the feet of the watching robots, dropping rapidly and forcefully under Jupiter?s gravity. They popped open and a blue liquid exuded, forming pools which proceeded to shrink rapidly by evaporation. The nightmare wind whipped the vapours away and where those vapours went, Jovians scrambled out of the way. One was too slow, threshed about wildly, and became very limp and still. ZZ Two bent, dabbed a finger in one of the pools and stared at the dripping liquid. ?I think this is oxygen,? he said. ?Oxygen, all right,? agreed Three. ?This becomes stranger and stranger. It must certainly be a dangerous practice, for I would say that oxygen is poisonous to the creatures. One of them died!? There was a pause, and then ZZ One, whose greater simplicity led at times to an increased directness of thought, said heavily, ?It might be that these strange creatures in a rather childish way are attempting to destroy us.? And Two, struck by the suggestion, answered, ?You know, One, I think you?re right!? There had been a slight lull in Jovian activity and now a new structure was brought up. It possessed a slender rod that pointed skyward through the impenetrable Jovian murk. It stood in that starkly incredible wind with a rigidity that plainly indicated remarkable structural strength. From its tip came a cracking and then a flash that lit up the depths of the atmosphere into a grey fog. For a moment the robots were bathed in clinging radiance and then Three said thoughtfully, ?High-tension electricity! Quite respectable power, too. One, I think you?re right. After all, the human masters have told us that these creatures seek to destroy all humanity, and organisms possessing such insane viciousness as to harbour a thought of harm against a human being? ? his voice trembled at the thought ? ?would scarcely scruple at attempting to destroy us.? ?It?s a shame to have such distorted minds,? said ZZ One. ?Poor fellows!? ?I find it a very saddening thought,? admitted Two. ?Let?s go back to the ship. We?ve seen enough for now.? They did so, and settled down to wait. As ZZ Three said, Jupiter was a roomy planet and it might take time for Jovian transportation to bring a radio code expert to the ship. However, patience is a cheap commodity to robots. As a matter of fact, Jupiter turned on its axis three times, according to chronometer, before the expert arrived. The rising and setting of the sun made no difference, of course, to the dead darkness at the bottom of three thousand miles of liquid-dense gas, so that one could not speak of day and night. But then, neither Jovian nor robot saw by visible light radiation and that didn?t matter. Through this thirty-hour interval the surrounding Jovians continued their attack with a patience and persevering relentlessness concerning which robot ZZ One made a good many mental notes. The ship was assaulted by as many varieties of forces as there were hours, and the robots observed every attack attentively, analysing such weapons as they recognised. They by no means recognised all. But the human masters had built well. It had taken fifteen years to construct the ship and the robots, and their essentials could be expressed in a single phrase ? raw strength. The attack spent itself uselessly and neither ship nor robot seemed the worse for it. Three said, ?This atmosphere handicaps them, I think. They can?t use atomic disrupters, since they would only tear a hole in that soupy air and blow themselves up.? ?They haven?t used high explosives either,? said Two, ?which is well. They couldn?t have hurt us, naturally, but it would have thrown us about a bit.? ?High explosives are out of the question. You can?t have an explosive without gas expansion and gas just can?t expand in this atmosphere.? ?It?s a very good atmosphere,? muttered One. ?I like it.? Which was natural, because he was built for it. The ZZ robots were the first robots ever turned out by the United States Robots and Mechanical Men Corporation that were not even faintly human in appearance. They were low and squat, with a centre of gravity less than a foot above ground level. They had six legs apiece, stumpy and thick, designed to lift tons against two and a half times normal Earth gravity. Their reflexes were that many times Earth-normal speed, to make up for the gravity. And they were composed of a beryllium-iridium-bronze alloy that was proof against any known corrosive agent, also any known destructive agent short of a thousand-megaton atomic disrupter, under any conditions whatsoever. To dispense with further description, they were indestructible, and so impressively powerful ...
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