{1}{1}24.999 {628}{688}We met in 1968... {688}{783}Under the influence of the sexual liberty|which rushed upon France, {788}{873}I continued to do courtship to Huguette M... {883}{968}dark-haired, erudite, charming and moreover {968}{1018}the lodger of the flat B from the sixth floor. {1043}{1083}Yes? {1098}{1128}I love you. {1298}{1353}In May you are allowed everything. {1778}{1833}I must confess that in the following 10 years {1833}{1958}my relationship with Huguette never reached the intensity of a torrid love. {1958}{2015}- Yes?|- I love you. {2523}{2573}In May 1978 {2578}{2673}we were celebrating 10 years of life together with Huguette. {2708}{2768}- Yes?|- Huguette, I love you! {2768}{2818}Come in! {2988}{3053}- Right now?|- Yes. {3098}{3158}I can come back later if you want, because I ... {3158}{3198}I am waiting you... sixth floor, flat B. {3198}{3223}Please! {3443}{3463}You first. {3603}{3658}- Come on...|-Yes! {3788}{3828}- On the sixth floor, isn't it?|- Yes. {3973}{4018}He loves you. I have heard everything. {4028}{4138}- I saw him! I saw him!|- But... but it isn't true! {4403}{4518}TOO SHY TO TRY {4523}{4558}Subtitrarea C�T�LIN BEGUNI|English subtitles: Adrian Alexandrescu {4568}{4639}The moral of my adventure with Huguette it was clear: {4643}{4711}I wasn't built for an intense lovelife. {4739}{4849}Since my shyness prevents me from becoming a Casanova {4849}{4899}at least I will become a good cashier. {4939}{5019}Yes!|Right away! {5029}{5154}I have resigned myself to the idea of spending|my life between TVA and tip. {5244}{5279}Miss, please! {5339}{5399}On December 17th, at 17:30, the acrimonious destiny {5399}{5449}have played once again with my good intentions. {5449}{5499}From some minor details, I understood {5564}{5649}that I was the victim of a first sight love. {7819}{7864}- Mr. Renault?|- Yes. {7879}{7949}To whom belong this beauty?|To you! {7949}{7989}After six months, if you want. {7999}{8079}Not this one, she is one of my fianc�e.|But she is beauty as well. {8089}{8179}Did you have cut our announcement|from the newspaper regarding the shyness ? {8179}{8199}Yes, I did. {8199}{8309}Well, I am the spokesman of I.A.P.|The Institute for Advanced Psychology. {8349}{8374}Come in! {8399}{8419}Take a seat! {8464}{8519}Since 1796 ... {8519}{8604}our institute is proud of curing|two millions of people. {8604}{8704}Let me present you randomly|few cases of cured timidity. {8704}{8769}Sthendal, unable to greets his host, {8769}{8854}six months later he wrote "Red and .." {8854}{8874}.. Black. {8874}{8889}Bravo! {8899}{8969}Two colors which don't fit together at all. {8974}{9114}Robespierre, in 1788, didn't dare to|invite his cousin to dance. {9114}{9240}In 1790 he establishes the terror and|decapitated 120 thousand of people. {9240}{9289}Good achievement, isn't it ? {9289}{9356}Bonaparte, dominated by his mother {9359}{9399}everybody went through this situation, {9424}{9534}after few years of practicing he fought against whole Europe. {9549}{9589}No! {9609}{9679}Closer to our time...|Please... {9679}{9709}Closer to our time, {9709}{9837}a house painter didn't dare to ask for an increase of his salary , {9837}{9924}but once cured, I did the biggest genocide {9924}{9991}and have passed to history|by the name of Adolf Hitler. {10019}{10064}and recently, Raoul B., {10064}{10179}engineer at Mout-de-Marson, who|suffered many years due to a forced bachelor life {10179}{10278}he set into the limelight becoming the director of an Alcazar's magazine. {10299}{10339}- An engineer?|- Indeed. {10339}{10413}Due to Cugnot, Flemming, Landru. {10413}{10439}Paul VI-th and Eddy Mercks... {10439}{10454}No... it is.... {10454}{10509}Personally I prefer Felice Gimondi. {10509}{10537}Gimondi?! {10537}{10634}These examples are impartial witnesses to prove to you {10634}{10674}that everything is possible. {10674}{10795}and for you it is possible to share a great destiny. {10830}{10965}The drama of timidity, Mr. Renault, let me tell you, {10965}{11000}cut the wings of ambition. {11015}{11040}It is true. {11040}{11070}So... {11100}{11180}What scares you the most:|To encounter a dead body? {11180}{11220}To kill an insect? {11220}{11260}Or to be invited to a party? {11260}{11310}For me, is the dead body. {11310}{11360}No, to be invited to a party. {11360}{11395}As you wish. {11405}{11450}A dead rat?|A ghost? {11450}{11490}- A policeman?|- A policeman. {11490}{11525}Here we agree. {11690}{11755}The emotional style: 9.18.|Interesting. {11790}{11870}Every evening you will listen|for half an hour of PSI relaxation, {11870}{11916}from the tape no. 1. {11916}{12030}Every morning you will listen|practical advice from the tape no. 2, {12030}{12125}advice which you may find|pictured in this book. {12125}{12160}But I don't have a tape-recorder... {12450}{12480}Look! {12480}{12585}I will give these products which we sell|and which will help you {12585}{12655}to develop you natural borne aggresivity. {12655}{12735}Position of aggresivity...|In every day life you need to defend yourself. {12735}{12775}And that it's !|You see... {12820}{12847}Sounds great! {12880}{12990}With all these, within six months, we guarantee|an improvement upon your timidity. {13000}{13065}Six months? Too much. {13260}{13400}I was thinking that during you are practicing you could also get a tan. {13400}{13494}This will add more trust|to your unrewarded psychology. {13515}{13540}Here it is! {13560}{13635}Mr. Renault, thank you.|- Goodbye. {13635}{13670}Goodbye and thank you! {13750}{13800}In order to posses all the advantages, {13800}{13843}if you have some money, about 20 francs, {13843}{13910}I can give you a rabbit paw|which my grandmother gave me. {13910}{13960}This has saved me many time from troubles. {14040}{14065}Sounds good! {14535}{14620}Are you interested in a Citroen|break in good condition ? {14620}{14650}I don't have driving license. {14665}{14700}What a pity, it is a good bargain. {14700}{14745}I would have been delighted to help you out. {14950}{15000}I am the voice, i am your friend {15000}{15080}From now on you will not be alone anymore|in the world which so much scares your. {15080}{15140}From now on you will trust.... {15200}{15370}698, 699... {15450}{15475}700... {15525}{15550}I said 700! {15560}{15585}Damn! {15640}{15760}Two minutes break and we start over again. {15760}{15850}Imagine that your are in the center of the Universe, {15850}{15914}everything gravitates around you: {15914}{16073}the planets spin around you, the stars... {16073}{16155}Every thing gravitates around you. The planets... {16210}{16240}Sthendal has been cured. {16255}{16300}Napoleon has been cured... {16310}{16365}and even myself was feeling better. {17096}{17143}Miss, are you satisfied of the vacation in Vichy ? {17143}{17166}Delighted! {17166}{17201}and now the hotel Negresco, Nisa. {17201}{17251}It is indeed a pleasant life. {17251}{17281}Goodbye Miss. {17321}{17351}Stop! To Nisa. {17351}{17377}I said stop! {17511}{17586}Stop! To Nisa! I said stop! {17846}{17891}I go to Nisa... {18151}{18181}We didn't arrive at Nisa yet! {20331}{20391}It is nice! It is pretty ... {20546}{20576}Don't worry. {20576}{20611}It scares because it is big, {20611}{20661}but in reality, it is small, like a little child. {20821}{20906}- Do you want some? - No, thank you, I am not hungry. {20951}{20976}No! {21201}{21231}How pretty. {21231}{21251}Take this! {21251}{21296}Say "Thank you" to mister. {21551}{21576}How nice. {21581}{21606}Listen to your mother. {21701}{21726}He took me another piece. {21851}{21886}- He doesn't understand! - Kid! {22016}{22046}Did you finish? {22191}{22231}Did you stop? {22261}{22326}Stop it! Kid, you are nut! Stop it! {22401}{22451}In this way he shows his tenderness?|Is this tenderness? {22531}{22591}- So, shall we make the stop?|- Yes. {22706}{22766}You search the adventure, isn't it? {22796}{22851}With your eyes your are such a heartbreaker. {23032}{23137}- Please...|- Don't foul around, I have enough experience! {23137}{23171}I know very well what the men are looking for ! {23191}{23241}All men are the same. {23241}{23282}No, Mrs. I go to Nisa. {23312}{23352}We didn't arrive yet... {23550}{23612}Sweltine - the yogurt which makes you thin waist... {23612}{23692}I know a trick which makes you an even thinner waist... {23692}{23767}- It is nap time.|- But I am not tired. {23767}{23797}You will be soon. {23797}{23817}Come on, get in! {23817}{23842}But there is no need for this. {23842}{23862}Kid, do you hear me? {23862}{23917}You hear me? Mr. doesn't want to get in.|Do you help me ? {23917}{23952}Help me ! Push! {23952}{23992}But...|Push, Kid! Push! {23992}{24052}No! {24052}{24107}Leave me alone! Let me go! {24117}{24157}Damn it! {24342}{24380}My hands! My hands! {24562}{24602}O, Agnes... {24617}{24717}The road on which I come to you|is already full of dirty. {24752}{24855}But how could I have convinced her, the woman with a tender smile, {24855}{24946}that I couldn't abandon me for a night {24947}{25022}as long as my heart beats for somebody else ? {25252}{25357}Set in the track which was carrying me,|I was preparing to meet Agnes again {25357}{25427}and I didn't doubt about the strength of the love, {25427}{25474}balanced by the negligence of the destiny. {27117}{27192}- Where are you going?|- To my flat. {27192}{27217}Sorry? {27377}{27412}With the manager, please... {27417}{27477}Cashier?|Are you kidding ? {27492}{27562}- Dishwasher, if you want.|- Dishwasher ?|Are you kidding ? {27632}{27677}That straight way which was getting me to Agnes {27697}{27747}was about to make an expected turn. {27772}{27857}Even Napoleon, before fighting against whole Europe, {27862}{27927}didn't he stagnate in the kitchen? {27927}{28001}Not like this! 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