1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:03,500 Movie info: XVID 0x025.0fps 703.2 MB /SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ 2 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:37,500 CUDNA HISTORIA O Ml£OŒCI ASR: S30 3 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,800 Nakrêcimy mojego kuzyna Koldo, 4 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,800 pewnie siê denerwuje. 5 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,800 Ciociu! 6 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,800 Koldo? Koldo? 7 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:39,800 - Gratulacje. - Dziêki. 8 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,500 Kuzynie! 9 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,800 - Co s³ychaæ? - Co u ciebie? 10 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,800 - Œwietnie, a u ciebie? - Super, nie widaæ? 11 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,500 Œwietnie wygl¹dasz! 12 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,800 I ¿adnego ry¿u. 13 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,800 ¯adnego ry¿u. Maj¹ byæ p³atki ró¿. 14 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,800 - Có¿ za finezja. - Pomó¿! 15 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,500 - Koldo! Koldito! - Hej! 16 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,800 Co siê tak czaisz? 17 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,800 Pamiêtasz Adriana? 18 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,500 Jasne. Ostatnim razem jak go widzia³em siêga³ ledwie do kolan. 19 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,500 Daj znaæ jak zobaczysz fajne panienki, ok. ? 20 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,500 Co do tego... Bêdzie Natalie? 21 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,500 Nawet w dniu œlubu musisz mnie mêczyæ? 22 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,800 - Bêdzie czy nie? - Ju¿ jest. 23 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:17,800 Super! 24 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,800 Kim jest Natalie? 25 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,500 Natalie, Natalie... Patriotka co siê zowie. 26 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,500 Niez³y sprzêt! 27 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,800 Do czego to? 28 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,500 Pozwala uzyskaæ stabilny obraz i jakoœæ jak na kamerach filmowych. 29 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:41,500 W przeciwnym razie guzik by³oby widaæ. 30 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,800 U¿ywaj¹ tego te¿ do filmów? 31 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,800 Tutaj czasami. W Ameryce zawsze. 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,800 Zawsze? 33 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,500 Patrz. Jak w kinie. 34 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,800 A ty co masz, m³ody? 35 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,500 Jakieœ HD z megapikselami. 36 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,800 Z megapikselami? Zrobisz coœ dla mnie? 37 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,500 Bêdziesz w œrodku krêci³ jako cz³onek rodziny? 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Jasne, spoko. 39 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,500 Nakrêæ wszystko, co siê nawinie. 40 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,800 Jasne, obiecujê. 41 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,800 - Jak masz na imiê? - Adrian, a ty? 42 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,500 - Atun. - Mi³o poznaæ. 43 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,500 Tita, za³ó¿ sweter, idziemy. 44 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,500 Do zobaczenia. 45 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,500 - Masz klucze? - Tak, nie martw siê. 46 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,800 Gdzie Klara? 47 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,800 Nie ma jej na górze Ni. E wiem. 48 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,800 - Jak to nie ma? - No nie ma. 49 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:39,800 IdŸ, poszukaj w kuchni. 50 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,500 Nie, têdy. 51 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,800 I zostaw tê kamerê. 52 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,500 Klara! 53 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,500 Klara, wychodzimy! 54 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,500 W porz¹dku? 55 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,500 Tita, wy³¹cz kamerê. Muszê ci coœ powiedzieæ. 56 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:06,800 Wydaje mi siê... 57 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:07,800 Pa! 58 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,500 Oto i Koldo z wujkiem Victorem! 59 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,800 Zobaczmy Z, co ma do powiedzenia. Zawsze coœ miesza. 60 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,800 Klara jest boska. Jak zmienisz zdanie to rozwiodê siê z ciotk¹ 61 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,800 - i ci j¹ odbiorê. - O czym ty gadasz? 62 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,500 Œwietnie - Viva Va, Lencia! Wujku 63 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,500 - Victor, Victor! - Idê! 64 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,500 Wujku, co ci siê sta³o w rêkê? 65 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,500 Nie mów ciotce Pies w klinice... 66 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,800 - wygl¹da³ na martwego... - I? 67 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,500 Obudzi³ siê nagle i dziab! Narobi³ ba³aganu. 68 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,500 - Ugryz³ ciê? - Tak, ale nie martw siê, nic... 69 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,800 - W porz¹dku? - A nie widaæ? 70 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,500 - Victor, chodŸ! - Mam coœ dla ciebie. 71 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,500 Znajdziemy siê póŸniej. 72 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,800 Daj. 73 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,500 Lubiê nagrywaæ. 74 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,500 No tak, jest zdenerwowana. 75 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,500 Ale piêknie wygl¹da. Trzeba to zobaczyæ. 76 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,800 W porz¹dku. 77 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,500 Idzie. Wszyscy do œrodka! 78 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,800 Dalej, Koldo. Nie wymiêkaj! 79 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,800 Do œrodka! 80 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,500 Ruchy! 81 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,500 - Gdzie ojciec? - W œrodku. 82 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,800 ¯on¹, Oskarem i dzieæmi... 83 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,800 Wszyscy do œrodka. 84 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,500 Bierz ich, tygrysie! 85 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,800 - Chcesz? - Nie, dziêki. 86 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,800 Rafa! 87 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,500 Przyjechali! 88 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,800 A gdzie ten frajer, co siê ¿eni? 89 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:33,800 W œrodku, a niby gdzie? 90 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,800 Czeœæ, m³ody. 91 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:36,800 Czeœæ, Rafita... 92 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,800 Œwietnie wygl¹dasz. 93 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,500 Do œrodka! Daj przytulasa! 94 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,500 Bosko wygl¹dasz. 95 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,500 Wy, którzy chcecie zawrzeæ zwi¹zek ma³¿eñski, z³¹czcie swe d³onie... 96 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,500 Klaro, przyjmij tê obr¹czkê jako dowód mej mi³oœci i wiernoœci... 97 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,800 Niech ¿yje m³oda para! 98 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,500 Niech ¿yj¹! 99 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,500 Brawo, synu! 100 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,500 Do zdjêcia! 101 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,500 Teraz rodzina! 102 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,500 Wujku... 103 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,500 Dziadku, jak siê czujesz? 104 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,500 - Czyli... - Cieszysz siê? 105 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,800 Tak! 106 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:03,800 S³uch ci siê polepszy³! 107 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,500 S³yszysz mnie? 108 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,500 S³yszysz? 109 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,500 Mogê prosiæ o uwagê? 110 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,500 Autobusy czekaj¹ za koœcio³em. 111 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,500 Jest miejsce dla ka¿dego. 112 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,500 Tylko nie wszyscy na raz. 113 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,500 Spójrz! Tak œlicznie wygl¹daj¹! 114 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,500 Widzia³aœ brata? 115 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,800 Widzia³aœ go? 116 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,800 Dopiero siê o¿eni³ i ju¿ ucieka? 117 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,800 Nie do wiary! 118 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,500 Ale tu ludu! 119 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,500 Jesteœmy na przyjêciu, œliczne tu. 120 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,500 Musia³o ich to kosztowaæ maj¹tek. 121 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:08,800 Czeœæ, œliczne! . 122 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,800 - Bezalkoholowe? - Tak. 123 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,800 - Co to? - Pina colada. 124 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,500 - Poproszê! - Siê wie! 125 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,500 - Ja te¿! - Proszê! 126 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,500 Matka i córka. 127 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,500 Matka to niez³y MILF, nie? 128 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,500 - Dziadku? - Tak? 129 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,500 - Mówili, ¿e bêdzie padaæ? - Tak. Gdy ja chodzi³em do szko³y... 130 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:36,800 To wiele nie mia³o do rzeczy, ale... 131 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,800 Brakowa³o mi... 132 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,500 Mówi³em ¿e masz piêkn¹ matkê, ale ty... 133 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,500 - Jasne, chodŸ. - Robi siê coraz ciekawiej. 134 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,800 Atun! 135 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,800 Kinowa jakoœæ, ziom! 136 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,800 Proszê... 137 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,800 Goœæ jest œwietny! 138 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,800 Trzeba to edytowaæ, 139 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,500 dodaæ lekki retusz, posmak Renoira... 140 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,800 szczyptê cinema verite... 141 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:03,800 Tak, jasne. 142 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,500 - Musi to byæ przyziemne, online. - Online? 143 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,500 Wujku, w porz¹dku? 144 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,500 - Tak. - Tak? 145 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,500 Spójrzcie na go³¹beczki. 146 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,500 - Jestem...
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