{160}{356}THE COLOR OF MILK {1028}{1137}I was my mother's personal|natural disaster. {1150}{1232}She died in my childbirth. {1296}{1368}That's why I'm looking|like a dead body. {1408}{1521}It's not hard. Roll up your eyes. {1530}{1612}You find the right pose,|and then don't budge. {1621}{1720}Then things are so|still and look like... {1724}{1781}well...just like Death. {1854}{1937}I can stay like this|as long as I want. {2111}{2175}Whatever happens in the rest of|the summer, would just happen,... {2185}{2265}but had already probably begun. {2334}{2421}Before Elin, Ingun, and I... {2428}{2482}played dead for the last time,... {2502}{2579}Before we tried to see... {2588}{2693}Andy and the others|naked in the garage... {2724}{2838}and long before he dragged me|under water and held me there. {2918}{2951}Hey, Andy, check this out! {2968}{3018}What are they up to? {3044}{3093}Looks like they've croaked. {3097}{3143}It's your wakeup call. {3283}{3321}What's up? {3397}{3437}- Well?|- Andy... {3455}{3494}Never mind. {3533}{3617}- I am the greatest!|- Maybe at playing dead. {3621}{3728}But you'll never win|the Nobel Peace Prize. {3742}{3840}- Do we want to see who wins?|- That I don't know. {4033}{4121}- I know what. Come on!|- No, let's not. {4128}{4198}- Let's try to see them naked.|- No. {4265}{4298}Let's not. {4664}{4735}- You think that's fun.|- Yeah! {4739}{4815}- Don't you want to|see them stripped off?|- No. {4820}{4872}- Why not?|- Well, I suppose we have to. {4885}{4997}Everyone says that, of course. {5001}{5111}- It's expected of us.|- And that makes it OK? {5132}{5157}Well, yeah. {5176}{5267}Let's transcend Nature|and ignore them. {5279}{5307}Well... {5312}{5399}It's more difficult to ignore|the natural environment... {5403}{5446}You bleeding? {5601}{5639}Go take care of it. {5660}{5687}Selma! {5984}{6039}Faster, swim faster! {6088}{6220}- Grab the ball, it's yours!|- Andy's the loser! {7192}{7292}- You were just meant|to beat him to it!|- No, I wanted to keep it. {7296}{7343}- Got it?|- Is that true? {7479}{7527}Here, this is for you. {7632}{7667}What? {7678}{7758}We decided that we're going|to be interested in boys. {7765}{7857}- When you become Andy's...|- Andy? {7861}{7953}- Otherwise, Elin will get him.|- Pardon? {7989}{8092}How's that? We've got no agreement! {8099}{8230}We decided that we weren't|interested in boys. {8234}{8339}Never. As in "Never in my Life!". {8346}{8413}And we took the direst|oaths to that effect. {8476}{8506}Come here, Otto. {8523}{8637}- People? Men aren't people!|- Nora, come on! {8644}{8738}- No, the car's mine.|- The car? {8742}{8835}He doesn't own any cars. {8842}{8909}Why can't we get pregnant|without boffing them? {8912}{8992}- Is this about the car?|- Oh, don't pay any attention! {9019}{9129}Marriage is Richard's|idea, not mine. {9151}{9236}I never want to marry. {9240}{9301}To begin with, Papa was tired. {9351}{9449}It wasn't the first time|he didn't get involved. {9501}{9627}Every family has a black|sheep - ours is Nora. {9657}{9781}Richard the fireman, whose child|she has, is more reasonable. {9785}{9815}Richard? {9839}{9890}Tell her she can go to Hell. {9963}{10022}Well, he usually is. {10082}{10194}Nora and Richard were typical. {10201}{10299}This is why we only want|Platonic contact with boys. {10314}{10338}However, it's usually the same... {10342}{10419}whether they cohabit or get married. {10423}{10514}These people have|serious problems,... {10521}{10607}and are closer to|death than they think. {10614}{10683}We wanted to avoid risks. {10907}{10993}- We're not interested, right?|- Right. {11048}{11146}- Elin?|- Are you with us? {11153}{11257}-Yeah.|- Good. Bye, then. {11704}{11782}You know where the cream is? {11886}{11948}- Hmmm...|- I can do it. {11996}{12057}- Oops.|- No! {12120}{12188}I did it the first time. {12197}{12308}- Take off your wet clothing.|- Hey, Richard. {12334}{12362}Hey, Selma. {12434}{12491}- Hi, Richard. - Hi.|- Have a seat. {12554}{12660}- Do you want a cup of coffee,|or maybe something else?|- No thanks. {12677}{12740}Here, buddy... {12752}{12835}I'll have that, and|some fruit juice. {12908}{12969}Thanks. {12993}{13012}Hi, Darling. {13142}{13167}Hi. {13255}{13283}Hello... {13341}{13407}It's not that I don't|want to marry you... {13465}{13556}- OK.|- but as someone... {13589}{13686}- I'll move.|- Do you hear that, Annelise? {13700}{13804}- He threatens to move out.|- Yeah, but he doesn't mean it. {13842}{13905}The keys? {13959}{14021}- I threw them down the toilet.|- The toilet? {14180}{14239}Lucky for me... {14276}{14342}- Richard.|- No. {14385}{14442}It was the car again. {14469}{14590}Give me the keys. Hand|them over. It's my car. {14594}{14673}They also had other problems... {14687}{14718}but not about wheels. {14773}{14871}But as I saw it, it was|still great entertainment. {14926}{15000}- Want me to give you a lift?|- No. {15015}{15124}- Go on back inside.|- Nora, he'll take you. {15131}{15200}How can anyone be so stupid? {15207}{15295}When you're looking for someone... {15357}{15466}You meet someone who's against|shacking up, but you don't like him. {15473}{15532}Yet you can't do without him. {15536}{15638}Nora and I aren't related. {15694}{15753}She's the sister of my|stepmother, Annelise. {15786}{15854}My father and I have accepted her. {15891}{15953}I'll see what I can do tomorrow. {15988}{16052}- But Karsten...|- You're going to the Moon, Dad? {16077}{16117}Can I come? {16185}{16241}Please!? {16444}{16506}The Moon was Mama's special place. {16508}{16608}Her dreams grew there...and|they died there. {16623}{16719}If you're talking about|natural disasters... {16728}{16818}I wasn't the only|one in my Mom's life. {16855}{16923}I had nothing to do with|her getting pregnant. {16981}{17063}I mean, it must have|been romantic, right? {17503}{17573}We don't often talk|about the Moon... {17590}{17652}not after what happened to Mom. {17678}{17806}My late uncle used to graze|cows there during the summer... {17813}{17860}and so did his sons... {17889}{17956}Karsten and Peewee. {17993}{18106}By the second day the milking|machine was already bollixed. {18110}{18221}- Hi, Selma.|- Can you see to the washing? {18226}{18285}- Dream on.|- If you'd be so kind. {18294}{18325}No, it's beyond me, sorry. {18365}{18429}Poor cows. {18512}{18551}I didn't know... {18555}{18653}Karsten and a friend from|university were involved. {18685}{18742}That guy - the Swede. {18749}{18836}Not that I thought he|was anyone special... {18843}{18914}but he WAS different. {19164}{19192}Hello. {19665}{19725}You know that milk came|from the black cow? {19780}{19819}It's pitch black. {19869}{19908}Come check this out. {20694}{20726}Drink. {20855}{20891}Try it. {21034}{21131}The milking machine predicts|the weather - you hear that? {22307}{22353}Your hands are filthy. {22401}{22456}You'd think washing|would appeal to you! {25171}{25260}Mother Nature is|wonderful yet baffling. {25264}{25400}No, Nature is a|terrorist. It attacks us! {25403}{25450}Elin, if you'd be so kind? {25457}{25529}- I need a doctor.|- For a bee sting? {25533}{25597}- No, for my foot.|- Let's see. Sit down. {25601}{25691}- So far as the knob...|- You mean "dickhead"? {25700}{25817}Just what we need,|modern sex education. {25843}{25940}- That's for next year.|- That's too stupid. {25947}{26078}That's too late for me|- I need it this summer. {26139}{26217}This should help you|control yourself. {26296}{26370}- So tell me.|- No way. {26377}{26412}- I'll read about it.|- No. {26493}{26542}Let me read it. {26616}{26645}About Elin. {26729}{26804}"I've been smooching|wildly with Andy." {26865}{26919}Have you been kissing Andy, Elin? {27112}{27191}- Is that true?|- Have you been making out? {27198}{27272}- Traitor.|- Who's the traitor here? {27276}{27398}- You broke your word.|- True. {27442}{27470}Was it with your tongue? {27499}{27614}Didn't you ever ever ever|want to kiss someone? {27796}{27831}No. {27961}{27994}OK. {28027}{28086}- Show us how.|- No. {28137}{28172}That's your punishment. {28569}{28594}No. {28871}{28908}Everything OK? {29172}{29224}You could help calm things down. {29261}{29290}They're nice. {29300}{29338}Richard. {29361}{29402}Richard. {29800}{29896}Selma, these are cold kisses. {29918}{29946}Oh, God... {29977}{30095}- Isn't this great?|- Yes, very. {30376}{30409}Annelise! {30423}{30563}- Wow, it's hot!|- Richard, open the door. {30567}{30597}Come to Papa. {30699}{30813}It might be black on|the inside. Don't laugh. {30817}{30876}Who says so? {30917}{31018}It's milk. Milk is white. {31078}{31183}- Have you ever thought|about your hair style?|- No. {31230}{31281}You should see your hair. {31312}{31408}- Is this about puberty?|- Hello. {31468}{31567}- Here, feel it again.|- This is just the thing for Selma. {31574}{31637}- I'm not getting married!|- Give me a break! {31640}{31740}Dream if you must, but you're|still not getting married. {31744}{31798}Do you know how much 19|meters of silk costs? {31807}{31933}- No.|- I'll buy 19 meters of silk, if... {31942}{31991}- It'll cover your bust.|- Nora, please! {31995}{32082}- Oh, really!|- Why are you in such a bad mood? {32084}{32124}Or haven't you reached puberty? {32165}{32261}I can kill a few people|if no one else will. {32283}{32323}Oh, Selma! {32399}{32467}Everything seemed to... {32503}{32564}be building up. {32568}{32690}I really wanted to die.|That's only natural. {32694}{32773}The dead outnumber the living. {32780}{32912}And compared to the living, the|dead may not be so badly off. {32968}{33041}Maybe we could send|someone to save you. {33068}{33115}An angel, maybe? {33151}{33203}If you listen. {33303}{33338}Well? {33408}{33497}- Have you been|making out with Elin?|- Why would I do that? {33541}{33568}Well? {33594}{33629}And if ...
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