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A POCKET FULL

OF CHAOS

Being a manual for

Discordian Evangelists

Brought to you by

Jonesboro’s House of Eris’ Science and Fnord Committee

A Pocket Full of Chaos is a RATIO 2.3 Transmission of

Jonesboro’s House of Eris’ Science and Fnord Committee. This

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Donovan's Brain assassinates the

radioactive mosquito and the

wimpy racquetball.

Mr. Spock is the tiny teddy bear;

Bill Clinton reported to

Katmandu.

The geographer from Kabul will

go to the Vatican.

Ringo is the vivid eye; Steve has

gone for the Shire.

Middle-earth is alien and the

pendant is radioactive.

Paul Newman saves Captain Kirk

and our radical implement.

Oral Roberts dreamed that You

must meet Zeus at Lake Geneva

and get the cash.

the Hand originates

from the Last National

Bank and controls the

DVD.

your mother

defenestrates Hillary

Clinton and our ash

tray.

Terminate operation if

Zaphod Beeblebrox

must take the amiable

flag from the Vatican.

Parable?

By fnordiscordia

Bob, Tommy, and Vince were three ordinary boys who were on their

way to a Karate camp in the mountains. Vince had recently gotten his

license, so he was the driver. He had just bought a brand new car that he

had saved up all throughout high-school in order to afford. Vince’s

parents didn’t want him to drive but he insisted on it. Unfortunately,

Vince wasn’t ready to make this trip.

The mountain roads were soon covered in snow and Vince inevitably

lost control of his car, crashing it into a tree. Aside from a few scrapes

and bruises, all three boys came away from the accident unharmed.

However, the car that Vince had worked so hard for was destroyed and

now completely useless. The three were stranded on the mountain with

little food and water.

The boys decided to split what little food and water they had equally

among themselves. Bob decided to consume it all at once. “Better too

much than not enough,” he said. Vincent decided that he would consume

as little as possible to make it last well into their stay at the camp.

Tommy, on the other hand, decided that he would consume only what he

needed, not too much, not too little.

So, having distributed their food, the boys set off for the camp on foot.

Eventually they all made it to the camp, but two of them were a little

worse for the wear. Bob was very weak as he had eaten all of his food at

the beginning of the trip. Vince was starving from having not eaten

enough food. His remaining food, which he refused to share, had

spoiled. Tommy was neither weak nor starving because he chose to use

moderation. Tommy avoided extremes and was the best off for it.

So, what is the moral of this story?

Don’t drive your car into a tree.

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