00:02:22:All outside personnel is requested|to leave the first zone of security. 00:02:26:I repeat, all outside personnel is requested|to leave the first zone of security. 00:02:42:Base, we are entering,|you can remove the security 00:02:55:It's a bad sign. 00:02:58:Noooo, it happens sometimes 00:03:00:just so, you know, spontaneously,|from internal tension. 00:03:05:Let's better go, or otherwise it'll be on us! 00:03:11:Ladies and gentlemen! 00:03:12:Several minutes ago a new day|has begun, 9 august 1991. 00:03:16:I believe we should remember this date. 00:03:18:It is more than certain, that 00:03:19:it'll be written in history of mankind 00:03:20:in golden letters. 00:03:23:And now, may I present a person,|who has invented immortality 00:03:29:The Noble Prize Winner,|Professor, Dr. Victor Kuppelweiser. 00:03:33:We welcome you dear Mr. Kuppelweiser|in our studio. 00:03:35:Well, immortality is an exaggeration. 00:03:38:We managed to induce the human organism 00:03:40:into a state of anabiosis,|also known as hibernation. 00:03:42:Right... anyway I wanted to|add that the last experiment, 00:03:45:performed by Mr. Professor's|scientific team 00:03:49:an experiment of freezing|a chimpanzee for 6 months 00:03:52:has been absolutely successful! 00:03:53:Excuse me! An experiment of un-freezing! 00:03:56:Allow me to introduce to|our public Mr. Albert Starski 00:03:59:and Mr. Maximilian.... 00:04:02:Paradys!|Paradys, of course. 00:04:04:Soon, these two handsome|and courageous men 00:04:07:will be closed in containers, which may be|called "sarcophagi of the XXI century " 00:04:13:Excuse me, this is not|sarcophagus, those are hibernators! 00:04:16:Right... anyway let's hope, they will|awake alive in 3 years 00:04:19:and it'll be a proof of the victory|of mankind over nature. 00:04:25:So what made you, gentlemen, to take this,|literally, blood-freezing decision? 00:04:30:If you allow, I'll answer in brief.|Responsibility. 00:04:34:I, a modest biologist,who shall be|able to help humankind 00:04:38:Those may be pompous words,|but that's what I think. 00:04:41:One should realize, that thanks|to hibernation, many people 00:04:45:who are incurably ill today,|may be transferred into times, 00:04:48:when there will be already|remedies for their diseases. 00:04:50:Our son is a real celebrity now,|just like Gagarin 00:04:58:As to me, risk and unknown things|always attracted me. 00:05:04:That's my life! And this hibernation thing,|I may say, is very fascinating. 00:05:09:Better admit, you only did it for the money, bastard!|That's why you left us! 00:05:20:Look at him, look at him well! |That's your dad! 00:05:23:Remember him well! 00:05:26:...and, as I told, they were|searching for volunteers, I volunteered 00:05:28:- and they have chosen me. 00:05:30:Thank you very much.|Would you like to say something else ? 00:05:33: from this spot I want, 00:05:34:to send our greetings to all|hibernation fans in the world. 00:05:39:And can I ask you one last question? -|are you afraid? 00:05:43:Of what? 00:05:45:Exactly. The experiment has been successful,|Coco is with us in the studio 00:05:48:However, to be completely frank,|I would like to say, that certain risks exists. 00:05:54:Excuse me? 00:05:56:From the experiments, conducted on|animals, it's difficult find out 00:06:00:about the influence of hibernation|on human mental conditions. 00:06:04:We don't know how the|human brain will react. 00:06:08:Hallucinations may appear|after the experiment. 00:06:12:So let's proceed to the entrance of the cave, 00:06:16:which will open like in the fairy tales|of Arabian Nights and take our heroes inside, 00:06:20:in order to, as if after "Open, Sesame!" 00:06:23:magically open in 3 years|and let our heroes safely out. 00:06:28:I also wanted to remind you that in 3 days 00:06:30:we shall have a congress|of the World Female League. 00:06:34:"The League defends you, the|League gives you advice, 00:06:36:and the League never betrays you!" 00:06:38:Thank you very much and good night. 00:09:21:MISSION 00:09:22:EXMISSION 00:09:24:SEXMISSION 00:09:35:WRITTEN BY 00:09:41:CAST 00:11:38:Directed by:|JULIUSZ MACHULSKI 00:11:50:I cannot see a thing! 00:11:52:It's normal after hibernation. 00:11:56:So, that's it? 00:11:58:Yes. That's it. 00:11:59:Thank you, thank you. I cannot see anything! 00:12:06:So, it was successful? 00:12:08:Yes, it was. 00:12:09:Hah! Hah! How do they say|- one-two, and no fear! 00:12:12:Darkness, I see darkness!! Darkness, I see!!! 00:12:24:I am sweating awfully, how about you? 00:12:28:The body gives forth. Usual thing. 00:12:31:Normal reaction after hibernation. 00:12:41:Good... morning. 00:12:45:What a beautiful personnel here! 00:12:47:The breakfast! Thank you very much!|For 3 years I hadn't eaten! 00:12:54:Bagels, eggs, how nice. 00:13:07:I beg your pardon, this pastry is hard! 00:13:17:Oh, I see! An ingenious thing you have here. 00:13:29:Thank you. 00:13:35:I feel like a loss of a savor in food... 00:13:41:No loss, It has no taste at all! 00:13:44:In the beginning you have to stay|on the adaptation diet. 00:13:49:Well, In this case... 00:14:01:I don't feel to well. 00:14:04:If I won't smoke right away... 00:14:06:Wait, wait, wait.....! 00:14:11:Got it!|Ah, sir, how irresponsible you are! 00:14:15:Sorry I have to do it of hand... 00:14:16:Besides, it's probably forbidden|to smoke here. I see no ashtrays. 00:14:18:We couldn?t see everywhere. 00:14:21:Besides, nobody is watching us. 00:14:22:So, please, be my guest! 00:14:24:Well, maybe only one, symbolically, as company. 00:14:26:Generally, I don't smoke. It's bad for me. 00:14:28:But after this meal... 00:14:31:We have no fire. 00:14:34:It works! 00:14:47:Ahhhh, that's what I needed.. 00:14:50:Good cigarette! 00:14:52:"Cigarette"? 00:14:54:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|You know, I think that harmfulness|of smoking is wildly exaggerated. 00:14:55:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|You know, I think that harmfulness|of smoking is wildly exaggerated. 00:14:55:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT|You know, I think that harmfulness|of smoking is wildly exaggerated. 00:14:56:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE|You know, I think that harmfulness|of smoking is wildly exaggerated. 00:14:56:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|For example, I have lit first|when I was 6 - and still I live. 00:14:57:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS|For example, I have lit first 00:14:58:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS|KNOWN AS CANCEROGENIC 00:15:01:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS|KNOWN AS CANCEROGENIC, WEAKENS 00:15:02:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS|KNOWN AS CANCEROGENIC, WEAKENS 00:15:03:CIGARETTE - MEAN OF INTOXICATION|/OF HERBAL ORIGIN/.|BROUGHT TO EUROPE IN 1492|BY CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS|KNOWN AS CANCEROGENIC, WEAKENS 00:15:04:They'll burn everything there! 00:15:08:Maybe it isn't wise to smoke|at the time of quarantine? 00:15:12:Sir, you'll see in a couple of days...|Interviews, autographs, visits at industrial sites. 00:15:24:You will get tired of it someday. 00:15:29:Oh, I beg your pardon! 00:15:32:Good morning. 00:15:35:What, what is it?! 00:15:46:Seems to me it's|not allowed to smoke here. 00:15:56:Professor Kuppelweiser?|-- Right. 00:15:59:A so-called "Noble Prize" winner?|--Right. 00:16:02:He doesn't exist. 00:16:03:Right... WHAT???|-- Excuse me? 00:16:06:Sister... what's going on here?|The experiment was successful, right? 00:16:13:We are heroes, right?|And you pour foam on us, right? 00:16:16:So why the hell are you doing this? 00:16:19:I want to see your supervisor! 00:16:22:You should be glad that you are alive|and that you were un-hibernated at all. 00:16:25:But wouldn't you un-hibernate us?|The experiment would have lost its meaning.. 00:16:30:During the War there were more important|things than scientific experiments. 00:16:38:What war?? 00:16:40:What? We should have been waken up|despite the political situation. 00:16:44:Why should we care about your war? 00:16:46:Our war? That was YOUR war.|We don't have any wars. 00:16:49:Bullshit. 00:16:50:And who won?|-- What? 00:16:53:THAT WAR! He is asking, isn't he??! 00:16:56:It doesn't matter who won,|it does however matter who survived. 00:16:59:Excuse me, ma'am,|where is Professor Kuppelweiser? 00:17:02:Dr. Lamia has already told you. 00:17:05:That he doesn't exist? What does that mean,|"he doesn't exist"? 00:17:08:Has he had an accident again?|-- The same one everyone had. 00:17:11:Excuse me, I would like to speak|with the Chief of this facility. 00:17:17:I am listening.|-- I would prefer with a male. 00:17:22:They still don't get it, Sister do they?. 00:17:24:Contact with representatives|of your sex is... un-doable. 00:17:28:- "Un" what? 00:17:30:You are the only males that exist.|Men have been extinct for many years. 00:17:34:"Extinct"?|They weren't mammoths! 00:17:38:It seems that actually they were.|Almost literally. 00:17:41:Excuse me, what date is it today? 00:17:44:March, 8. You slept a bit longer than planned. 00:17:48:It passed more than 3 years? 00:17:50:Five?|-- No. 00:17:51:Four? I know I saw her somewhere. 00:17:58:Excuse me, Doctor...| nobody told me about that. 00:18:02:The contract was for 3 years.|You'll have to pay me extra-hours. 00:18:06:What year is it? -- Forty-four.|TWO THOUSAND FORTY FOUR. 00:18:17:No m...
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