[24][65]Is anyone else troubled by|the Spider-Man theme song? [65][87]Why would it trouble you? [87][110]It's, like, your third favorite|cartoon theme song. [110][126]It is, right behind [126][157]â™S Do do-do do-do,|Inspector Gadget... â™S [166][198]...and â™S Teenage Mutant|Ninja Turtles â™S [198][212]â™S Heroes in a half-shell [212][237]WOLOWITZ and KOOTHRAPPALI:|â™S Turtle power! [237][266]However, the Spider-Man lyrics|posit that [266][299]"Spider-Man, Spider-Man|does whatever a spider can." [299][313]Yeah, so? [313][334]I can think of many things|Spider-Man can't do [334][351]that a spider can. [351][376]One: crawl in your ear and die. [386][415]Two: legally leave Guatemala|without a passport. [425][449]Three: have sex with a spider. [462][474]Can we change the subject? [474][502]Spiders give me|the jeebie-jeebies. [502][530]It's "heebie-jeebies." [530][562]I know, but that sounds|anti-Semitic. [574][586]Anyway, I was thinking [586][607]we could have a little|film festival tonight. [607][637]The theme: movies that killed|their franchises. [637][649]Oh. [649][685]Like <i>Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4,</i>|<i>Daredevil 1.</i> [685][696](chuckles) [696][741]<i>Miss Congeniality 2:</i>|<i>Armed and Fabulous.</i> [741][765]I mean, you know a movie's bad [765][792]when my homegirl Sandy B.|can't save it. [792][823]Penny's working tonight;|I'm in. [823][841]Not me.|I'm having dinner [841][859]with Bernadette and her parents. [859][879]Fun. We know how much|you love that. [879][889]It's torture. [889][904]Especially with her dad. [904][919]We have nothing in common. [919][947]You know what I like to do|when I'm forced to speak [947][977]with those beneath my|intellectual station? [977][999]I bring up an|interesting topic, [999][1042]like the difference between|Spider-Man and spiders. [1056][1066]Thanks, Sheldon. [1066][1083]I'll try that|with my father-in-law. [1083][1095]No, you can't|use that one. [1095][1105]That's mine. [1105][1122]Uh, try this one|for an ice-breaker. [1122][1152]Uh, despite popular|lore, there is no place [1152][1179]in the continental United|States, Alaska or Hawaii [1179][1209]from which one can dig straight|through the center of the earth [1209][1224]and come up in China. [1242][1259]Great, thank you. [1260][1277]Actually, you can't|have that one either. [1277][1290]It's too good. Sorry. [1296][1306]What about you, Sheldon? [1306][1318]Do you have any plans tonight? [1318][1335]Sadly, yes. [1335][1358]Amy's taking me|to a memorial service. [1358][1376]It's for one of|her colleagues [1376][1410]who is of Asian descent, so|my planned conversational gambit [1410][1435]is to casually remark|that no matter how deep [1435][1475]they dig his grave, he'll never|make his way back to China. [1493][1518]That should lighten the mood. [1518][1529]What can I say? [1529][1549]I put the "fun" in funeral. [1560][1595]â™S Our whole universe|was in a hot, dense state â™S [1595][1629]â™S Then nearly 14 billion years|ago expansion started... Wait! â™S [1629][1645]â™S The Earth began to cool [1645][1670]â™S The autotrophs began to drool,|Neanderthals developed tools â™S [1670][1697]â™S We built the Wall|â™S <i>We built the pyramids</i> â™S [1697][1724]â™S Math, Science, History,|unraveling the mystery â™S [1724][1743]â™S That all started|with a big bang â™S [1743][1762]â™S <i>Bang!</i> â™S [1763][1803]<font color=#00FF00>â™S The Big Bang Theory 6x10 â™S</font>|<font color=#00FFFF>The Fish Guts Displacement</font>|Original Air Date on Decxember 6, 2012 [1803][1843]== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> == [1847][1877]Amy. Amy. [1877][1903]Oh, right, funeral. [1903][1921](lower):|Amy. [1940][1958]Hello, Sheldon. [1958][1982]I'm not allowed to wear|my Silver Surfer neck tie, [1982][2009]but you can wear a bathrobe? [2009][2033]I think I'm too sick|to go to the funeral. [2033][2047]You're sick? [2047][2062]You poor kid. [2062][2074]Well, see ya. [2089][2114]Sheldon, aren't you|gonna take care of me? [2114][2125]Me? [2125][2153]No. No, I'm not|that kind of doctor. [2153][2183]But our relationship agreement|clearly states [2183][2214]that when one of us is sick, the|other must take care of them. [2214][2238]Oh, I see the|confusion. [2238][2266]No, the intent|behind that clause [2266][2310]was to force <i>you</i> to take|care of <i>me</i> when I'm ill. [2310][2337]When you're feeling better,|you'll think that's funny. [2376][2395]Never mind. Good night, Sheldon. [2456][2495]www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jakosc napisów.|Napisy zostaly specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. [2496][2535]Amy. Amy. Amy. [2555][2568]I made a commitment in writing [2568][2589]to comfort you|in times like this. [2589][2608]Additionally, you are|my girlfriend, [2608][2629]and I care about|your well-being. [2647][2664]Thank you, Sheldon. [2664][2675]You're welcome. [2675][2692]Now let's get this over with. [2750][2772](sighs) [2821][2841]So, how have|you been? [2841][2859]Fine. [2859][2881]Good. [2881][2903]Fine is good. [2903][2926](sighs) [2990][3005]How you liking retirement? [3005][3028]It's fine. [3047][3060]I'm sensing a theme. [3060][3086](chuckles) [3114][3165]You ever really think about|the Spider-Man theme song? [3181][3204]How's that dinner coming? [3204][3224]I just put it in.|It's gonna be a while. [3224][3239]I like rare chicken. [3239][3259]Let's do this. [3259][3279]You could die. [3318][3338]Death by chicken.|(chuckles) [3338][3374]That's a pretty "fowl" way|to go. [3423][3442]Here's another|beer, honey. [3442][3460]Thank you. [3460][3497]So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took|that trip to the Grand Canyon. [3497][3509]How was it? [3509][3546]It was good. [3579][3607]Had no idea|you were the chatty one. [3639][3661](thermometer beeps) [3688][3706]102.2. [3706][3717](coughs) [3717][3752]Exactly what it was|half an hour ago. [3752][3782]It's like you're not even|trying to get better. [3800][3831]Sheldon, you don't get over|the flu in half an hour. [3831][3850]Well, not with that attitude. [3865][3904]I have to say, I'm finding your|bedside manner a little lacking. [3904][3916]I'm sorry. [3916][3937]I just want you to get better|as soon as possible. [3937][3969]And with that goal in mind,|let me ask you a question. [3969][4008]Do you believe in|the placebo effect? [4008][4019]Of course I do. [4019][4041]There have been many studies|proving its validity. [4041][4053]Great. [4053][4086]Now, this may look|like a Tic Tac... [4103][4151]...but it is really a powerful|medication specifically designed [4151][4187]to cure your illness as well as|freshen your breath. [4187][4219]Sheldon, this isn't helping. [4219][4239]Why don't you just let me|get some rest. [4239][4250]How can you sleep? [4250][4271]I'm not done|making you feel better. [4271][4306]I still have to put a|cold rag on your head, [4306][4344]sing to you and apply VapoRub|to your chest. [4417][4452]Y-You want to rub something|on my chest? [4452][4478]Yes. [4478][4498]All over it. [4526][4536](coughs) [4536][4554]Maybe we should start with that. [4572][4596]Now you're being a|responsible patient. [4696][4748]Now, you may notice|some tingling. [4748][4777]Oh, I'm counting on it. [4795][4827](sighs):|Oh. [4838][4860]Okay, dig in. [4860][4892]Hold up. [4892][4917]Bless us, O Lord|for these Thy gifts [4917][4933]which we are about to receive [4933][4945]from Thy bounty [4945][4965]through Christ our Lord. Amen. [4985][5018]Took the words|right out of my mouth. [5038][5068]So, Dad, have you done|any fishing lately? [5068][5083]I'm going next weekend. [5083][5101]Oh, you like to fish? [5101][5135]Yes. [5154][5189]Sure. I can hear it|in your voice. [5189][5237]Oh, if he didn't like it,|he wouldn't go. [5237][5274]You know, I hadn't|thought of that. [5274][5300](whispers):|Help me. [5300][5325]Hey, Dad, maybe you could take|Howard fishing sometime. [5325][5348]Give you guys a chance to get|to know each other better. [5348][5371]No, no. [5371][5386]We know each other|well enough. [5386][5416]He's been talking|my ear off all night. [5416][5432]Howie, I think you'd have fun. [5464][5495]Fine, you can tag along. [5495][5509]Terrific. [5509][5530]My two favorite fellas|gone fishin'. [5530][5552]Well, hang on a|second, Bernie. [5552][5578]Next weekend, we|have that thing. [5578][5590]Whathing? [5590][5619]You know, the thing. [5620][5638]Oh, that thing. [5638][5656]No, I cancelled that thing. [5670][5686]All right, it's settled. [5686][5704]You and I are going fishing. [5704][5719]Great. [5719][5743](quietly):|Thanks for the help. [5755][5772]I've never even|been fishing. [5772][5789]This is gonna|be a disaster. [5789][5811]If you don't want to look|foolish doing something, [5811][5828]you should practice. [5828][5858]Do you know how many beef|Wellingtons I made by myself [5858][5878]before I invited you guys over? [5890][5902]I'll give you a hint. [5902][5951]You can see them|here, here... and here. [5975][5990]Raj is probably right. [5990][6011]You should get someone|to give you some pointers. [6011][6030]Do either of you guys|know how to fish? [6030][6059]BOTH (chuckle):|No. [6059][6075]But if you|catch anything, [6075][6106]I know how to steam|it in banana leaves. [6106][6127]Come on, we must know somebody [6127][6155]who can do manly stuff|like this. [6184][6206]S'up? [6291][6318]Step one: worms. [6329][6352]Ew! [6362][6383]Okay, right there,|"ew" is one of the things [6383][6409]you're not gonna want to say|in front of your father-in-law. [6409][6438]It's right up there with "icky"|a...
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