Unexpected by ooohlala.pdf

Title: Unexpected

Category: Books » Twilight

Author: ooohlalaaa

Language: English, Rating: Rated: M

Genre: Romance/Humor

Published: 03-30-09, Updated: 09-02-09

Chapters: 20, Words: 77,927

Chapter 1: News & Tattoos

so, this is my latest fluffy endeavor. it's not really angsty, edward's weird, bella's immature,

the other four are their typical selves. i'm just throwing this out there because i have about

20 things in the works and right now i'm enjoying this one. so read & review & let me know

what ya think. MWA.

oh & this story contains drugs, sex, cursing, and babies. if any of those things offends you,

look away.

Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight.

BPOV

Rosalie, Alice and I had been friends since we were five.

We did everything together, and we always had. We had no secrets, we bickered but never

fought, and we were each other’s constant support systems. The three of us were more than just

friends; we’d become sisters.

Our junior year of college seemed to be progressing normally, so when I got home that afternoon

and Rosalie told me her unexpected news, I was completely shocked.

Our lives were about to be thrown completely out of whack.

"Fuck. Oh, fuck , I'm so nervous."

Alice and I looked up from the coffee table at each other, eyebrows raised. Rosalie went on,

mumbling profanities to herself as we stood there and waited.

Apparently this was something that best friends did with each other.

"How long do these things take?" I asked, getting restless. Rosalie shoved the instruction sheet

into my chest rougher than necessary, making me stumble. " Ohhh-kay ," I mouthed. "It says five

minutes."

We stood there silently, all contemplating what this meant for us. My main concern was our new

townhouse. We'd just moved in, and it only had three bedrooms. Probably not the most important

thing, but hey, I wasn't the one who screwed my life up. Rosalie was probably contemplating

suicide.

"Look, it's changing!" Alice squealed, pointing at the table.

"I can't look. Oh god, I'm gonna puke. I can't do this." Rosalie turned around and walked across

the room holding her forehead.

Alice picked up the stick and I leaned over her shoulder, inspecting it. I winced when I saw what

it said.

"Okay, tell me," Rose shouted from the other side of the room, her back turned to us so she

couldn't read our expressions.

"Uh, are you sure you don't just want to look at it yourself?" Alice asked.

She was such a better friend than I was.

"I don't know?"

"It's positive," I said, cutting to the chase.

"Bella!" Alice yelled at me and punched my arm.

"What? I think we need to focus on the important issues, instead. Like how I'm not moving out of

the big bedroom." I dropped down on the sofa and propped my legs up on the ottoman. I won

that shit in rock, paper, scissors fair & square.

Rosalie and Alice stared at me blankly.

"Bella, I hate you. Leave this room," Rosalie said, pointing at the door.

"Okay, I'm sorry, I'll stop. Seriously, though… who's the daddy?"

For some reason that brought Rosalie to tears. Alice shrugged at me before walking over and

hugging her. I sighed and tapped my hands on my knees, wondering how the hell this day turned

out like this.

It started out fine. My old pick up truck actually started on the first try. The hot guy at Starbucks

gave me a free muffin. Nevermind the fact that he was 15. My lit class got cancelled because my

professor didn't show. All & all, it was a good day.

Then I came home to this pandemonium.

"Rose, I was just kidding about the bedroom. You and your baby can have it," I said, not fully

getting why she was so upset.

That just made her cry more.

"I'm not having a baby!" She shouted, making Alice jump.

Maybe I'm immature and lacking compassion, but I was finding the whole thing to be hilarious.

Perfect, beautiful, high honor society, high school valedictorian, cheerleading / debate club

captain Rosalie Hale was unmarried and preggers. Whoops.

"Okay. Before you make any rash decisions, I think you need to calm down," I told her.

If she wanted to get rid of the baby then that was her choice, but I figured she should think things

through. I mean, I was a mistake, and despite the fact their relationship ended in divorce soon

after, my parents kept me. And let's be real- a world without Bella would be a dull, dull place.

"Um, Rose, who's the dad?"

Rosalie looked down at Alice and shook her head.

"I can't say. It's so embarrassing."

"Just tell us," I said, trying to force it out of her. This was gonna be epic.

"It's... Emmett."

Alice and I looked at each other, our jaws hanging to the floor.

"Wait, wait, wait... You slept with Enormous Emmett ?" Alice asked, completely confused.

"Not just slept with. She's knocked up with Emmett the Elephant's baby," I added, trying to stifle

a laugh.

"I honestly didn't think he'd be able to reproduce. What with all the steroids and everything. I'm

surprised he still has balls-"

"OKAY! Just shut up, both of you," Rosalie screamed, cutting Alice off.

"Just one more thing," I added. "You are aware that I once saw him eating hamster food, right?"

"Bella!" Alice reprimanded me.

"I'm just saying..."

I wasn't lying. I think it was freshman year as part of his hazing.

I knew it was pretty dick for me and Alice not to be more sympathetic to her situation, but it was

just so bizarre . Emmett was the typical jock/frat boy. He was big and obnoxious and loud, always

drunk, stupid as hell, or at least he made himself look that way. He might be considerably hot if

he didn't open his mouth, but either way, Emmett was the opposite of Rosalie. And not Dad

material, whatsoever. But who is at 21?

"What do I do? Do I tell him?" Rosalie asked.

In unison, I said no and Alice said yes.

"Decide what you want to do, and if you decide to keep it, then tell him."

"No, Bella, that's stupid." Alice said, shaking her head at me. "See what he has to say, then

decide. What if he's supportive? What if he wants it? What if-"

I groaned and cut Alice off. " If, if, if . If my mom had balls she'd be my dad."

Rosalie blinked a couple times at me before she started cursing and praying in what I think was

Latin.

"What are the chances Paul Bunyan wants a baby? Seriously, Rose. Don't tell him." I felt my

advice was worth taking, but apparently Rosalie didn't.

She looked from me to Alice and then at the floor.

"Can one of you go to his house and bring him here? I don't know his number, I just know where

he lives-"

"Uh... No," I said.

"Why can't you just go there and tell him yourself?" Alice asked.

"He lives with his freak of a brother and his freak of a brother's friend. It would be nightmarish to

try and have a normal conversation in that house."

"I thought he lived in a frat house?" I said with a chuckle.

"He's not in the frat anymore, and shut your god damn mouth," Rosalie spat, not amused at all.

"So he ate the hamster food for no reason?"

Rosalie pinched the bridge of her nose and let out a slow, heavy breath.

That meant danger.

"Bella, you're going," she screamed, standing up from her spot on the floor. "You've done

nothing except say stupid comments and be unsympathetic. Stop being a shitty best friend and

just do this for me. Please ."

An hour later and with a new collection of bruises on my arms, I was standing in front of Emmett

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