13 QUESTIONS with KRYSTAL STEAL You know, we’ve been pretty fortunate to get some cool interviews up on this beast of a website. Now, we’re not deluding ourselves into thinking that we’re scoring HUGE interviews, but the most part, people are ready and willing to answer any stupid questions we throw at them. Never in a million years did we think it would be as difficult as it was to nail down an interview with a porno chick…. Sorry, sorry… 'adult video star'. My bad. Maybe calling ‘em "porno chicks" isn’t helping our situation. Anyway, thanks to the cooperation of the folks at Pleasure Productions (the folks who stock most of the FOUNDRYMUSIC HARDCORE SUPERSTORE), we were able to get an interview with KRYSTAL STEAL. Yeah, yeah, I know…"Who?!?!" Chances are, you’ve seen her in a porno, but you just didn’t know it…or you were too busy spanking it to pay attention. It’s OK, we’re all guilty of that one. Krystal is a twenty-something year-old contract girl with Pleasure Productions, she’s cute as hell…and she bangs like a jackrabbit…so we were more than happy when she agreed to answer our dickhead questions. SteveC: Your bio doesn't sound much different than many women who star in adult videos. You were dancing at strip clubs, and you were curious about getting into porn. You tried one scene, liked it, and now you're making a few bucks having sex on camera. I guess the first question(s) should be: A) Does your family know what you're up to and B) How do they feel about it? Krystal Steal: my immediate family knows what i do and they are ok with it. my mother has always supported me no matter what, and my father wasn't too happy but told me to be smart and save money which he helps me do. SC: With a few exceptions, the shelf-life for girls who wind up in the porn business can be relatively short. How long do you see yourself making porno videos? KS: i plan to be out in 5 years. i don't want to be pushing 30 trying to compete with 20 year olds. plus i don't want to be all used and abused!!! SC: Very few (if any) adult performers ever sucessfully make the jump to mainstream entertainment. Are you one of those girls who would like to crossover into mainstream TV/film/acting? KS: no i actually don't. i mean i would like to do some music videos but that's as far as i want to go. mainstream is too normal for me. its too proper and more work (oh God, no…not WORK…we should all be lucky enough to screw for a living) SC: No one likes getting pooped on, especially when his/her sexual exploits are being captured on video. Describe, in detail, how a young gal such as yourself prepares for an anal scene. KS: i don't do anal. i don't like my butthole even touched, licked whatever. its just not my cup of tea. (Wow. I wasn’t ready for that one. I was under the impression that every one of these chicks would take it up the cornhole for a little extra dough) SC: Do you think it's necessary for there to be ANY dialogue in a porno video? I mean, let's be honest here. No one's watching you for your "acting" ability. Most guys who watch your videos are watching a cute blonde get it on with guys/girls with his pants around his ankles and his dick in his hand. KS: i agree 100% i think sometimes they go a little to far with the acting, everyone is fast forwarding anyway (Brav-fucking-O, Krystal. You get major points for agreeing with me on that one. Porno plots suck. Always, Always, Always) SC: What's your biggest pay-day for a movie ever been? What did you have to do? KS: I'm not talking money. unless your paying! (What? Me? Pay for sexual favors? Wherever would you get such an idea? Oh wait, all those hookers. I’m not even talking about the dead ones. Oops.) SC: What's the largest item (real or plastic/rubber) that you have ever inserted into yourself? KS: um well nothing too big, I don't really do that nasty of shit. so i would say a porno size large penis would be the biggest. (Wow. A Big Dick. In porno? Gee, how...common) SC: Was there ever a time when you showed up on a video set, took one look at your co-star and said "No way...Not doing it...not with him/her" If so, tell us about it. KS: hell ya. there is some ugly ass guys in the business! now i thankfully get to hand pick all the guys i work with one of the perks of being a contract girl. SC: What's one thing, (or what are a few things) you flat-out WILL NOT do in a porno video? KS: nothing to do with my bunghole and i also don't do interracial. (She doesn't like the brothers... cool. There's hope for me and my mediocre penis) SC: Hypothetical situation: You find yourself in the unfortunate situation of being attacked by a mob of asylum inmates, all armed with rubber hoses and claw-hammers. After this horrible encounter, you're left disfigured and considered genuinely unpleasant to look at...thereby ending your career in porn. What are you going to do to pay the rent? KS: well something that sudden i would have no fuckin clue. i mean i have money tucked away so i would be alright but i would have to go from there SC: Is there anyone in the business (male/female) you REFUSE to work with, and why? KS: ya the ugly single guys. single guys just tend to love their job a little too much and do some weird shit. they get all sensual and shit and i don't like that. we are here to work not to pleasure one another, if it happens then great but i like it dirty and hardcore that's what everyone likes anyway. SC: What do you think of Gina Lynn's boobs? Ever see a picture of Marty Feldman's eyes? no? check this out! OK, NOW what to you think of Gina Lynn's boobs (and more specifically, her nipples)? KS: thats not nice. no comment. i really like Gina (Oh come on, I didn’t ask you to trash her, just comment on her googly-eye nipples) SC: If there was one person (performer/director/producer) in the adult film industry that you could smack in the face with a shovel (without any reprocussions, consequences, lawsuits), who would it be, and why? KS: Eric Everhard. i fucking hate that guy. i worked with him a while back and it was the worst experience of my life. he such a scum bag. SC: If and when you have kids, do you ever plan on telling them about your days in porn? KS: no why would I? (because one day, your son/daughter might come up to you and say "Timmy’s daddy has a movie and it shows you playing with another man's wee-wee...and it's not Daddy"... and THEN you’re going to have to explain yourself, missy.) OK, that was more like fourteen questions, but I for one, think she handled them like a champ…and yes, I’m only saying that because I hope that one day I’ll meet her and get to play with her boobies.
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