South.Park.-.14x11.txt

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{966}{1045}My fellow heroes, tonight I stopped|three murders from happening.
{1045}{1103}I don't know why, but we're|seeing a huge trend in crime.
{1103}{1155}We have to find out|the source of this evil.
{1172}{1201}Something big is about to happen
{1201}{1255}and it's up to Coon|and friends to stop it.
{1269}{1351}-Yes, Toolshed, -why do we have|to be called Coon and friends?
{1368}{1416}- What?|- We all fight crime together.
{1416}{1452}How come we're just your friends?
{1452}{1509}Yeah. We want to be called|the extreme avenger league.
{1509}{1534}Yeah.
{1567}{1596}I told you Tupperware,
{1596}{1656}- extreme avenger league doesn't work.|- Why no.
{1739}{1782}Why can't it be Mosquito and friends?
{1782}{1832}Nobody heard of you, Mosquito?
{1850}{1869}Have so.
{1896}{1966}Guys, we need to find out what is|causing the crime wave in this city.
{1974}{2022}Mysterion, you and the human|kite get on the computer.
{2022}{2047}Dig up what you can.
{2053}{2092}Tupperware and Mosquito, scan the papers.
{2188}{2205}Work, people!
{2257}{2301}Mintberry Crunch, could I|have a quick work with you
{2301}{2320}in the debriefing chamber?
{2370}{2387}Okay.
{2411}{2472}I enjoy having you be a part of|Coon and friends and I certainly
{2472}{2537}appreciate your on-time|paying of dues and fees.
{2544}{2641}It's just I don't... I'm|not getting your deal.
{2641}{2722}I mean, exactly what is|Mintberry Crunch supposed to mean?
{2763}{2853}I get that you're half man, half|berry and that you're Crunchy
{2853}{2877}with some mint.
{2877}{2933}But to be a part of Coon|and friends, you have to
{2933}{2987}have a clear and more|super hero kind of identity.
{3045}{3113}Mintberry Crunch, I'm just|wondering if maybe you need to
{3113}{3178}add something else to the Mintberry|Crunch part of your costume.
{3235}{3254}Like milk?
{3292}{3327}No, not like milk.
{3327}{3377}You see, I think we're on different|pages here, Mintberry Crunch.
{3377}{3482}-It's like... -Coon and friends alert!
{3494}{3507}Uh-oh!
{3558}{3579}What's the alert, Mosquito?
{3579}{3632}-There's like a big fire or something in town.|-A fire?
{3642}{3675}Coon volume up.
{3698}{3771}Has to be at least 20 people trapped|inside the apartment building.
{3771}{3821}Firefighters are having no luck.
{3850}{3875}This is what we've been waiting for!
{3875}{3909}Coon and friends, let's head out?
{3909}{3953}All right, yeah. Let's go.
{3974}{3986}Yeah.
{3986}{4065}Mintberry Crunch, why don't you|stay here and mind the cave, okay?
{4133}{4169}We have to get down town|fast, Coon and friends.
{4216}{4243}Mom, drive us downtown.
{4260}{4278}It's late.
{4310}{4332}You keep playing downstairs.
{4341}{4373}Mom, you're the Coon's favorite butler.
{4374}{4404}I want to go down town now.
{4404}{4435}All right.
{4435}{4480}I can get some groceries anyway.
{4513}{4542}Into the Coon mobile, everyone.
{4542}{4572}Let's hope we get there in time.
{4581}{4633}All right. Buckled up for safety?
{4646}{4700}Don't talk to us like that,|mom. We're super heroes.
{4713}{4757}Eric, what have we talked|about with that language?
{4757}{4802}One more time I'm not taking you anywhere.
{4836}{4880}I'm sorry, mom. Can we go, please?
{4941}{4962}Unbelievable!
{5053}{5084}We tried getting in through the back.
{5084}{5103}It was no good.
{5112}{5163}Those people will die|if we don't do something.
{5172}{5206}Oh, my goodness. It's a fire.
{5213}{5236}Come on, Coon and friends.
{5237}{5281}No, Eric, stay in the car, sweetie.
{5292}{5319}Can we try a helicopter?
{5328}{5355}Winds are too high.
{5363}{5390}The chopper would burn in minutes.
{5431}{5462}What's the problem?
{5472}{5502}Kids, get back.
{5541}{5626}Whatever is happening, you need|help from the Coon. And friends.
{5626}{5667}Keep the children back, Thompson.
{5676}{5689}Please, sir...
{5704}{5747}Sweetie, let the firemen do their job.
{5747}{5777}Shut up, mom, God!
{5807}{5839}Look, up in the sky.
{5848}{5863}It's him!
{5871}{5901}My God, it's really him.
{5908}{5933}He's come to help us.
{5942}{5971}Captain Hindsight.
{6044}{6069}Who is Captain Hindsight?
{6084}{6152}Captain Hindsight, the|hero of the modern age.
{6158}{6231}Once Northern as Jack Brolin, a|reporter for the national news.
{6237}{6355}The hero was born when a freak accident|gave him the power of hindsight.
{6363}{6454}For toxic spills, there's|no task too large for
{6463}{6493}Captain Hindsight.
{6550}{6589}Captain Hindsight, thank God you've come.
{6589}{6611}What is the skinny?
{6618}{6679}There's people trapped in that|burning building, Captain Hindsight.
{6679}{6730}The fire is so massive,|we can't get to them.
{6760}{6804}See the windows on the right side?
{6804}{6877}They should have built fire|escapes there for the higher floors
{6877}{6912}so the people could have gotten down.
{6922}{7014}The roof should have been|reinforced so a helicopter could
{7014}{7038}have landed on it.
{7038}{7063}Of course.
{7069}{7105}And the building to the left,
{7130}{7157}they shouldn't have built it there.
{7157}{7227}Now you can't park fire|trucks where you need to.
{7239}{7280}Looks like my job is done.
{7280}{7306}Good-bye, everyone!
{7335}{7376}Thank you, Captain Hindsight.
{7384}{7405}Thank you!
{7420}{7457}All right, everyone. I guess that's it.
{7457}{7480}Let's pack it up.
{7781}{7853}Oh, boy, did you hear about|that fire downtown, Sharon?
{7862}{7887}Oh, my gosh, yes.
{7887}{7931}They said like 14 people died.
{7931}{7969}It's just ridiculous to me
{7969}{8027}that didn't build fire|scapes on the upper floors.
{8027}{8047}Ridiculous.
{8047}{8074}I know.
{8074}{8140}If you ask me, they should have|built a roof with enough support
{8140}{8167}to land a helicopter.
{8167}{8194}Hello!
{8207}{8261}You guys are just repeating|what that Hindsight guy said.
{8261}{8287}Yes.
{8287}{8342}He's our protector and guardian.
{8347}{8396}We're thankful he was there for the fire.
{8396}{8431}Now we can eat in peace.
{8474}{8497}Coon and friends alert!
{8497}{8526}Coon and friends alert.
{8555}{8576}Who the hell is that?
{8663}{8768}Alert, guys. I'm serious.
{8777}{8826}Mom, dad, I finished|dinner. Can I go to my room?
{8826}{8850}Sure, Stan.
{8850}{8893}How did that get there, Randy?
{8893}{8913}I don't know.
{8913}{8941}Take it down.
{8941}{8961}It's noisy.
{8961}{9013}I can't. I don't know what|happened to all my tools.
{9178}{9221}All right. Toolshed is here. We can start.
{9221}{9279}Who said you could put a big|siren in my parents house?
{9279}{9295}Yeah.
{9295}{9330}I got in trouble for it.
{9339}{9420}The Coon has to signal his friends|when a catastrophe breaks out.
{9420}{9458}What have the catastrophe?
{9493}{9545}Did you not see that Hindsight guy?
{9555}{9569}Yeah.
{9578}{9609}So there's a big super hero
{9609}{9673}out there and he's not|part of Coon and friends.
{9673}{9699}Jesus.
{9705}{9726}I looked into it.
{9726}{9759}This Captain Hindsight is everywhere.
{9759}{9808}He's like this butt hole scab.
{9808}{9844}He has to join us.
{9844}{9917}Fellows, could you let me out?
{9917}{9945}It's been like six days.
{9983}{10016}You're not going anywhere, Chaos.
{10016}{10034}Yeah.
{10040}{10110}You only gave me this bucket|to poop in and it's full.
{10110}{10146}I don't have anything to eat.
{10157}{10181}You have poop, don't you?
{10195}{10273}How can we get him to join us?
{10274}{10337}Who cares if he's not|part of Coon and friends?
{10337}{10361}I care.
{10386}{10461}We have to wait to the next disaster|and beat Hindsight to the scene.
{10461}{10508}There's not going to be a worse disaster.
{10517}{10587}What could be worse than a|fire that killed 14 people?
{10863}{10879}All right.
{10879}{10931}This looks like a jolly good place.
{10934}{10948}Yes.
{10957}{10983}Let her rip!
{11181}{11204}That's it, lad.
{11204}{11229}Collect that oil.
{11389}{11418}Oh, yeah!
{11534}{11593}Oh, don't tell me we did it again!
{11720}{11767}Coon and friends alert!
{11809}{11846}All Coon friends report to base.
{11846}{11872}I'm serious.
{11872}{11919}Coon and friends alert!
{12105}{12129}Good, you're all here.
{12129}{12150}Take a look at this.
{12150}{12181}Coon volume up.
{12183}{12258}It's a scene of utter|despair and catastrophe.
{12258}{12321}Oil from the ocean is spilling|out out of control and the
{12321}{12382}rescue effort seems futile.
{12382}{12410}It's horrible.
{12410}{12475}We can't stop the oil from|contaminating everything.
{12489}{12555}Our home is full of sludge.
{12574}{12686}There's a loogie my scrimp.
{12720}{12821}Look at all that oil on my scrimp.
{12844}{12928}Another oil could be|devastation for the gulf.
{12928}{12967}We have to help those people.
{12967}{12981}Yes.
{12981}{13032}This is a child for Coon and friends.
{13032}{13075}Let's pack the gulf full of flavor.
{13129}{13153}Wait, look.
{13153}{13201}It's Captain Hindsight.
{13296}{13310}Oh, no!
{13364}{13394}What seems to be the problem?
{13405}{13455}It's that BP oil rig.
{13455}{13503}It drilled into a marine sanctuary
{13503}{13542}and the environment is being poisoned.
{13542}{13615}If we can't stop it, the|spill could reach New Orleans.
{13647}{13664}All right.
{13672}{13705}You see where that rig is drilling?
{13705}{13721}Yes.
{13721}{13761}It's in too deep of water.
{13761}{13803}They shouldn't have drilled in|that deep of water because now
{13803}{13877}they can't get machines|deep enough to fix the spill.
{13901}{13925}Yes, yes.
{13937}{13982}Now if it's a valve that ruptured,
{13982}{14085}they should have installed a|back up valve in case that broke.
{14085}{14164}I believe they did, Captain Hindsight.
{14196}{14212}Right.
{14217}{14265}Then they should hav...
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