{1}{2}23.976 {966}{1045}My fellow heroes, tonight I stopped|three murders from happening. {1045}{1103}I don't know why, but we're|seeing a huge trend in crime. {1103}{1155}We have to find out|the source of this evil. {1172}{1201}Something big is about to happen {1201}{1255}and it's up to Coon|and friends to stop it. {1269}{1351}-Yes, Toolshed, -why do we have|to be called Coon and friends? {1368}{1416}- What?|- We all fight crime together. {1416}{1452}How come we're just your friends? {1452}{1509}Yeah. We want to be called|the extreme avenger league. {1509}{1534}Yeah. {1567}{1596}I told you Tupperware, {1596}{1656}- extreme avenger league doesn't work.|- Why no. {1739}{1782}Why can't it be Mosquito and friends? {1782}{1832}Nobody heard of you, Mosquito? {1850}{1869}Have so. {1896}{1966}Guys, we need to find out what is|causing the crime wave in this city. {1974}{2022}Mysterion, you and the human|kite get on the computer. {2022}{2047}Dig up what you can. {2053}{2092}Tupperware and Mosquito, scan the papers. {2188}{2205}Work, people! {2257}{2301}Mintberry Crunch, could I|have a quick work with you {2301}{2320}in the debriefing chamber? {2370}{2387}Okay. {2411}{2472}I enjoy having you be a part of|Coon and friends and I certainly {2472}{2537}appreciate your on-time|paying of dues and fees. {2544}{2641}It's just I don't... I'm|not getting your deal. {2641}{2722}I mean, exactly what is|Mintberry Crunch supposed to mean? {2763}{2853}I get that you're half man, half|berry and that you're Crunchy {2853}{2877}with some mint. {2877}{2933}But to be a part of Coon|and friends, you have to {2933}{2987}have a clear and more|super hero kind of identity. {3045}{3113}Mintberry Crunch, I'm just|wondering if maybe you need to {3113}{3178}add something else to the Mintberry|Crunch part of your costume. {3235}{3254}Like milk? {3292}{3327}No, not like milk. {3327}{3377}You see, I think we're on different|pages here, Mintberry Crunch. {3377}{3482}-It's like... -Coon and friends alert! {3494}{3507}Uh-oh! {3558}{3579}What's the alert, Mosquito? {3579}{3632}-There's like a big fire or something in town.|-A fire? {3642}{3675}Coon volume up. {3698}{3771}Has to be at least 20 people trapped|inside the apartment building. {3771}{3821}Firefighters are having no luck. {3850}{3875}This is what we've been waiting for! {3875}{3909}Coon and friends, let's head out? {3909}{3953}All right, yeah. Let's go. {3974}{3986}Yeah. {3986}{4065}Mintberry Crunch, why don't you|stay here and mind the cave, okay? {4133}{4169}We have to get down town|fast, Coon and friends. {4216}{4243}Mom, drive us downtown. {4260}{4278}It's late. {4310}{4332}You keep playing downstairs. {4341}{4373}Mom, you're the Coon's favorite butler. {4374}{4404}I want to go down town now. {4404}{4435}All right. {4435}{4480}I can get some groceries anyway. {4513}{4542}Into the Coon mobile, everyone. {4542}{4572}Let's hope we get there in time. {4581}{4633}All right. Buckled up for safety? {4646}{4700}Don't talk to us like that,|mom. We're super heroes. {4713}{4757}Eric, what have we talked|about with that language? {4757}{4802}One more time I'm not taking you anywhere. {4836}{4880}I'm sorry, mom. Can we go, please? {4941}{4962}Unbelievable! {5053}{5084}We tried getting in through the back. {5084}{5103}It was no good. {5112}{5163}Those people will die|if we don't do something. {5172}{5206}Oh, my goodness. It's a fire. {5213}{5236}Come on, Coon and friends. {5237}{5281}No, Eric, stay in the car, sweetie. {5292}{5319}Can we try a helicopter? {5328}{5355}Winds are too high. {5363}{5390}The chopper would burn in minutes. {5431}{5462}What's the problem? {5472}{5502}Kids, get back. {5541}{5626}Whatever is happening, you need|help from the Coon. And friends. {5626}{5667}Keep the children back, Thompson. {5676}{5689}Please, sir... {5704}{5747}Sweetie, let the firemen do their job. {5747}{5777}Shut up, mom, God! {5807}{5839}Look, up in the sky. {5848}{5863}It's him! {5871}{5901}My God, it's really him. {5908}{5933}He's come to help us. {5942}{5971}Captain Hindsight. {6044}{6069}Who is Captain Hindsight? {6084}{6152}Captain Hindsight, the|hero of the modern age. {6158}{6231}Once Northern as Jack Brolin, a|reporter for the national news. {6237}{6355}The hero was born when a freak accident|gave him the power of hindsight. {6363}{6454}For toxic spills, there's|no task too large for {6463}{6493}Captain Hindsight. {6550}{6589}Captain Hindsight, thank God you've come. {6589}{6611}What is the skinny? {6618}{6679}There's people trapped in that|burning building, Captain Hindsight. {6679}{6730}The fire is so massive,|we can't get to them. {6760}{6804}See the windows on the right side? {6804}{6877}They should have built fire|escapes there for the higher floors {6877}{6912}so the people could have gotten down. {6922}{7014}The roof should have been|reinforced so a helicopter could {7014}{7038}have landed on it. {7038}{7063}Of course. {7069}{7105}And the building to the left, {7130}{7157}they shouldn't have built it there. {7157}{7227}Now you can't park fire|trucks where you need to. {7239}{7280}Looks like my job is done. {7280}{7306}Good-bye, everyone! {7335}{7376}Thank you, Captain Hindsight. {7384}{7405}Thank you! {7420}{7457}All right, everyone. I guess that's it. {7457}{7480}Let's pack it up. {7781}{7853}Oh, boy, did you hear about|that fire downtown, Sharon? {7862}{7887}Oh, my gosh, yes. {7887}{7931}They said like 14 people died. {7931}{7969}It's just ridiculous to me {7969}{8027}that didn't build fire|scapes on the upper floors. {8027}{8047}Ridiculous. {8047}{8074}I know. {8074}{8140}If you ask me, they should have|built a roof with enough support {8140}{8167}to land a helicopter. {8167}{8194}Hello! {8207}{8261}You guys are just repeating|what that Hindsight guy said. {8261}{8287}Yes. {8287}{8342}He's our protector and guardian. {8347}{8396}We're thankful he was there for the fire. {8396}{8431}Now we can eat in peace. {8474}{8497}Coon and friends alert! {8497}{8526}Coon and friends alert. {8555}{8576}Who the hell is that? {8663}{8768}Alert, guys. I'm serious. {8777}{8826}Mom, dad, I finished|dinner. Can I go to my room? {8826}{8850}Sure, Stan. {8850}{8893}How did that get there, Randy? {8893}{8913}I don't know. {8913}{8941}Take it down. {8941}{8961}It's noisy. {8961}{9013}I can't. I don't know what|happened to all my tools. {9178}{9221}All right. Toolshed is here. We can start. {9221}{9279}Who said you could put a big|siren in my parents house? {9279}{9295}Yeah. {9295}{9330}I got in trouble for it. {9339}{9420}The Coon has to signal his friends|when a catastrophe breaks out. {9420}{9458}What have the catastrophe? {9493}{9545}Did you not see that Hindsight guy? {9555}{9569}Yeah. {9578}{9609}So there's a big super hero {9609}{9673}out there and he's not|part of Coon and friends. {9673}{9699}Jesus. {9705}{9726}I looked into it. {9726}{9759}This Captain Hindsight is everywhere. {9759}{9808}He's like this butt hole scab. {9808}{9844}He has to join us. {9844}{9917}Fellows, could you let me out? {9917}{9945}It's been like six days. {9983}{10016}You're not going anywhere, Chaos. {10016}{10034}Yeah. {10040}{10110}You only gave me this bucket|to poop in and it's full. {10110}{10146}I don't have anything to eat. {10157}{10181}You have poop, don't you? {10195}{10273}How can we get him to join us? {10274}{10337}Who cares if he's not|part of Coon and friends? {10337}{10361}I care. {10386}{10461}We have to wait to the next disaster|and beat Hindsight to the scene. {10461}{10508}There's not going to be a worse disaster. {10517}{10587}What could be worse than a|fire that killed 14 people? {10863}{10879}All right. {10879}{10931}This looks like a jolly good place. {10934}{10948}Yes. {10957}{10983}Let her rip! {11181}{11204}That's it, lad. {11204}{11229}Collect that oil. {11389}{11418}Oh, yeah! {11534}{11593}Oh, don't tell me we did it again! {11720}{11767}Coon and friends alert! {11809}{11846}All Coon friends report to base. {11846}{11872}I'm serious. {11872}{11919}Coon and friends alert! {12105}{12129}Good, you're all here. {12129}{12150}Take a look at this. {12150}{12181}Coon volume up. {12183}{12258}It's a scene of utter|despair and catastrophe. {12258}{12321}Oil from the ocean is spilling|out out of control and the {12321}{12382}rescue effort seems futile. {12382}{12410}It's horrible. {12410}{12475}We can't stop the oil from|contaminating everything. {12489}{12555}Our home is full of sludge. {12574}{12686}There's a loogie my scrimp. {12720}{12821}Look at all that oil on my scrimp. {12844}{12928}Another oil could be|devastation for the gulf. {12928}{12967}We have to help those people. {12967}{12981}Yes. {12981}{13032}This is a child for Coon and friends. {13032}{13075}Let's pack the gulf full of flavor. {13129}{13153}Wait, look. {13153}{13201}It's Captain Hindsight. {13296}{13310}Oh, no! {13364}{13394}What seems to be the problem? {13405}{13455}It's that BP oil rig. {13455}{13503}It drilled into a marine sanctuary {13503}{13542}and the environment is being poisoned. {13542}{13615}If we can't stop it, the|spill could reach New Orleans. {13647}{13664}All right. {13672}{13705}You see where that rig is drilling? {13705}{13721}Yes. {13721}{13761}It's in too deep of water. {13761}{13803}They shouldn't have drilled in|that deep of water because now {13803}{13877}they can't get machines|deep enough to fix the spill. {13901}{13925}Yes, yes. {13937}{13982}Now if it's a valve that ruptured, {13982}{14085}they should have installed a|back up valve in case that broke. {14085}{14164}I believe they did, Captain Hindsight. {14196}{14212}Right. {14217}{14265}Then they should hav...
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