Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing thattook up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1 installeditself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting andFishing 7.5, Horse Riding 4.1 and Golf 3.6 no longer run, crashing thesystem whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgroundwhile attempting to run my favorite applications. I am thinking about goingback to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.Please help!Thanks,Dear Troubled User:This is a very common problem about which men are complaining. Many peopleupgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just aUtilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and isdesigned by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is impossible to delete Wife1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purgethe program files from the system once installed.You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to notallow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/ChildSupport". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving thesituation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" toalleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter thecommand C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZEcommand before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a greatprogram, but it tends to be very high maintenance.Wife 1.0 comes with several support program, such as as Clean and Sweat 3.0,Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use theseprograms. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds5.0! WARNING!!! DO NOT under any circumstance, install Secretary With Short Skirt3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will causeirreversible damage to the operating system.Best of luck,Tech Support
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