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CAMPAIGN
An Adventure In Time And Space
ArrangedforWordandLineby
JimMortimore
JimMortimore
PaintedIllustrations
TimKeable
JimMortimore
TimKeable
Proceedsfromthisbookwillbedonated
tocharity
PrintingHistory
ThisfanzinefirstpublishedbyPyrrhicPressure,May2000
SecondEditionMarch2008
NovelandEssayTextCopyrightJimMortimoreJune1999,March2008
ApologiestoPieterBruegel
NoattempthasbeenmadetosupersedeestablishedCopyright
TimKeable
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C AMPAIGN
AMPAIGN
AnIntroduction
AMPAIGN
AnIntroduction
AnIntroductiontotheSecondEdition
totheSecondEdition
HerearetheFactsfromRumourControl:
Well,youwantedit.Inthisuniversesixofyouactuallywrote
tomeandaskedforit.So,Claudia,Stephen,Donald,Tigh,Paul
andGareth...hereitis.Campaignv2.0.
ThisversionofCampaigniseversoslightlydifferentfromthe
oneyoumayalreadyhaveread.ThisCampaign,inkeepingwith
thethemeofthebook,existsinaparalleluniverseinwhichthe
authorcanspell.
Anyonefamiliarwiththeideaofweighingessaysinorderto
determinetheirfinalmarkwillprobablynoticeIhavealsotaken
thelibertyofaddingaratherlargeamountofadditionalmaterial.
A“Director’sCommentary”ifyoulike,forthisnewedition.Idid
thisatthebehestofPaulScooneswhowantedtopublishthebook
electronicallywhenitsfirstprintrunexpiredlastyear.Paulspenta
fair time last spring dismembering, scanning and retyping pages
fromacopyofthebookinordertohelpmereconstructit,since
the original files were lost in a computer crash yonks ago. It is
thankstoPaulthatyouareholdingthisversionatall.NowIwant
youalltoputyourhandstogetherandgivehimaGREATBIG
ROUNDOFAPPLAUSE.
OK,alright,that’s
OK,enoughis
WILLYASHUTTHEHELLUPGAWDAMMIT!
Sheesh.
If you have nothing better todo between Saturday afternoon
footie and Saturday evening beer you might find yourself
ponderingthequestionofwhyPaulnearlydidn’tactuallypublish
thisworkonhiswebsite.Theanswerissimple.Pauldidn’twantto
layhimselfopentolegalwranglesarisingfrommyquotingfrom
email correspondence between myself and the books editors. A
situationwithwhichIabsolutelyonehundredpercentsympathise.
(In the event Jamas Enright performed a most bodacious
precisectomyontheinappropriatelynecroticbitsofmyessays.His
surgerywasexcellent.Thetruncatedpatientislivingproof.)
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WhythendidIquoteatall,Icanhearyouwondering(ifthere
isn’tsomethingmoreinterestingonatthemoviesoronTV).Well,
asIhavehadpointedouttomeonnumerousoccasions,andin
true iterative form, the rumours surrounding this book and its
many and varied cancellations are themselves many and varied.
Andalsoherebycancelled.Becausewhatyouholdinyourhands
(ifthekidsaren’tplayinguporthefamilyisn’tintownforavisit
orthebathroomdoesn’tneedagoodsweep)istheWordfromthe
Horse’sMouth.TheFactsfromRumourControl.(Inthisedition,
summarisedwherenecessary.)Sohereweare.Campaignv2.0.
AChineseProverbsays,“BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor.”
In1991Imadeawish.Thewishcametrue.
Ishould’vebeenmorecareful.
JimMortimore
Earth,March2008
LateBreakingNews:asofnow,aversionofthisworkwithuncut
essays is available as a limited edition hardback from publisher
PyrrhicPressure.I’llevensignitifyoupostmeabeer.Contactme
at:
jimmortimore4bigfinish@fsmail.net
forallthefunkydetails.
JMApril2008
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