{1}{75}movie info: XVID 512x288 25.0fps 699.8 MB| {5944}{6062}SUNDAY 11:00 AM {6378}{6466}Juan Pablo, your mother said to call|Pick up the clothes {6482}{6550}-Two hundred pesos should be enough|-And the Cokes? {6648}{6690}Keep the change for me {6738}{6762}Come here {6820}{6856}There's your aunt's number {6864}{6902}-Call me mid-afternoon|-Yes {7114}{7156}Check that l turned off the stove {7166}{7202}-Yes|-Check it {7208}{7234}Yes {7354}{7390}The coffee maker {7456}{7510}Mario, did I turn off|the coffee maker? {7516}{7540}Yes {8736}{8886}DUCK SEASON {9896}{9924}What? {9974}{10028}You didn't even say hello, arsehole {10424}{10454}Finger {10568}{10598}Finger {10704}{10732}Finger {11458}{11524}-Bin Laden|-No way! You had him last time {11534}{11584}-So?|-I'll go with Bush again {11958}{12004}Where are you? {12326}{12350}Pass {12358}{12394}-It's your house|-So? {12400}{12452}-Answer the door|-I don't give a shit! {12458}{12496}Well. I don't give a shit either {12722}{12750}Time out {12896}{12938}<i>-Who is it?</i>|-Your neighbour {12944}{12968}<i>What is it?</i> {12976}{13032}I just came to see|if I could use your oven {13040}{13064}Mine is broken {13070}{13112}<i>No, my mum isn't home</i> {13460}{13514}<i>-What?</i>|-Just for fifteen minutes {13524}{13546}OK, come in {13730}{13754}Lock the door {14024}{14078}I mean, if it's a problem,|l'd better not {14206}{14242}Just fifteen minutes {14638}{14662}Shit! {15112}{15180}-I'll kill you, wanker|-Go on then! {15718}{15752}Where are you? {15796}{15828}There you are {15902}{15934}Fucking poof. Come out! {16778}{16818}Did the electricity go off? {16914}{16968}The problem is,|without electricity... {16976}{17024}...I'm going to have|to beat it by hand {17034}{17070}It will take a little longer {17848}{17874}What? {18698}{18816}Hey, do you know what|sixty-three degrees is in Fahrenheit? {19382}{19418}Can you hear that? {19586}{19620}What is it? {19680}{19736}The sink. The tap always drips {19828}{19870}Are you hungry? {20006}{20060}Why don't we order pizza? {20084}{20148}-Large with mushrooms...|-Hey, no! Salami {20154}{20208}OK, half mushroom and half salami {20262}{20300}And two large Cokes {20348}{20410}Nonoalco Tlatelolco housing estate {20416}{20480}Ni?os Heroes building, flat 803 {20486}{20552}Have them knock,|because the electricity is off {21312}{21366}Why do you time them?|They always make it {26374}{26440}<i>-Who is it?</i>|-Telepizza, your friendly pizza {26474}{26502}Hello, mate {26528}{26638}Large, half salami|and half mushroom, right? {26644}{26692}-And two Cokes, please {26720}{26820}-One... And here's the other|-Thanks {26836}{26866}No, no, no... {26902}{26948}That'll be a hundred and ninety {26956}{27016}No, you were eleven seconds late {27022}{27098}No. I got here|in exactly thirty minutes {27104}{27150}Our stopwatch says you were late {27158}{27242}-But mine says I wasn't|-So, what shall we do? {27332}{27404}Call your parents, kid. Go on {27490}{27538}First of all, my mother is not home {27546}{27592}And secondly, don't call me kid {27624}{27654}OK, OK {28042}{28074}What are you doing? {28092}{28158}Sorry, I'm not leaving|until I get paid {29878}{29902}A bet? {30000}{30024}"Halo" {30058}{30154}-What's "Halo"?|-It's a video game {30226}{30292}The winner gets the pizzas|and the money {30306}{30348}The loser gets nothing {30466}{30492}What about football? {30574}{30666}-Manchester|-But what about the line-up? {30676}{30730}With a four, three, three formation? {30736}{30790}No, we should play a five, three, two {30820}{30868}-No way|-Listen... {30874}{30934}No, because the five, three, two... {30940}{30972}We haven't played for ages {30982}{31054}-It doesn't matter|-If you say so {31060}{31086}We'd have to pay for it {31116}{31144}Go {31158}{31186}Let's play {31202}{31226}Level? {31296}{31344}Amateur, pro or world class? {31418}{31482}-World class?|-What? Is there any other? {31544}{31652}Can you set your watch|for fifteen minutes? {31860}{31884}Ready? {31914}{31938}Go! {31956}{31992}The first half is on! {32327}{32360}Goal! {32398}{32472}I was distracted.|I was distracted, that's all {32940}{32964}Goal! {33018}{33042}One all {33314}{33392}He sends it centre, some head|action... He's going to hit it... {33416}{33438}Goal! {33770}{33794}Goal! {33958}{34016}Looks like|we'll be having free pizzas {34210}{34234}No, careful! {34578}{34604}Goal! {34780}{34838}I told you not to use|that defence formation {34848}{34872}You play, then {34878}{34940}I'm not criticising, just advising {35212}{35236}Golden goal! {35260}{35296}Have a good stretch, man {35592}{35646}-And you're up|-Here goes {35874}{35898}He passes the ball {36738}{36788}-What the hell?|-It was a goal {36796}{36840}-No goal|-Of course it was, it went in {36846}{36894}He was right at the corner {36908}{36966}-Yeah, but it didn't go in|-It was a perfect shot {36972}{37050}-It was clearly a goal|-But it was a goal {37054}{37092}It didn't go in {37716}{37802}-It was about to hit the crossbar|-It's not true, it was going down {37810}{37882}-It was already in|-Really, it was inside {37888}{37938}Don't cheat now {37956}{38008}-Don't cheat!|-No way! {38256}{38280}Martita? {38302}{38390}Tell Jorge that|I'm going to be a bit late {38396}{38436}I had a problem with a delivery {38456}{38508}I'll be there in ten minutes,|don't worry {38514}{38540}OK, bye {38694}{38720}It was a goal {40254}{40290}Don't you want to put it here? {40494}{40530}So it won't get cold {40798}{40822}Pay me {41274}{41316}Isn't that a pretty picture? {41364}{41390}It's horrible {41466}{41510}Well, it's a matter of taste {41528}{41582}It's a matter|of who fucks over who {41888}{41948}His parents are fighting|over who gets to keep it {42036}{42066}Who bought it? {42096}{42162}They won it in a raffle|at a Christmas party {42204}{42306}His dad had kept both tickets,|his and his mum's {42344}{42420}One of them won, but they|were never sure which one it was {42471}{42518}Chivalry says it was his mother's {42578}{42684}Let's see -|if you had two raffle tickets... {42690}{42762}...yours and your boyfriend's,|for a car, say {42794}{42852}And you won the car... {42858}{42968}...but you weren't sure|whose ticket was whose {43024}{43094}Don't tell me you would give it|to your boyfriend? {43184}{43230}And whose party was it? {43238}{43266}His mum's {43364}{43416}Well then,|if his mum hadn't gone... {43424}{43478}...his father|wouldn't have been there {43484}{43540}Yes, but if his mum had gone alone... {43566}{43618}...there would only be one ticket {43622}{43676}And maybe that wasn't|the winning ticket {43986}{44010}What? {44790}{44820}The alarm didn't go off {44864}{44888}What's your name? {44950}{44974}Juan Pablo {45014}{45088}Pablito, you'll help me.|It's your fault my cake burned {45180}{45224}You should exercise your memory {45304}{45418}You have to care about something|to remember it, don't you? {45980}{46022}You'll be hours {46028}{46144}No I won't. It says here|preparation time is forty minutes {46176}{46228}Help me chop the strawberries, OK? {46272}{46296}Yes, sir {46326}{46350}I know {46380}{46406}I'm on my way {46530}{46554}So that's it {47083}{47111}Now you're fucked! {47693}{47761}You have to sieve it well|or it will end up lumpy {48303}{48357}Juan Pablo is John Paul,|like the Pope {48411}{48457}They call me Moko, with a 'K' {48549}{48579}My name is Rita {48797}{48831}I saw the Pope once {48879}{48989}I mean, I was really little,|when we went with my mum {48995}{49055}He went down the Insurgentes|and we saw him {49105}{49151}It was like a miracle, you know? {49175}{49279}He was going by and all of a sudden|they stopped the Popemobile {49335}{49399}And he started walking,|you know, all holy {49419}{49511}And he walked and walked|and went right by me and my mum... {49519}{49561}...and he stared right at me {49659}{49725}-And then what?|-Nothing {49765}{49823}If we don't clean it up,|it will get infected {50085}{50131}How do you separate the yolks? {50181}{50229}It doesn't matter,|just toss them in {50353}{50411}-How old are you?|-Fourteen {50513}{50537}I'm sixteen {50623}{50693}-When is your birthday?|-6th June {50729}{50763}6th June? {50801}{50881}January, February,|March, April, May, June {50885}{50939}Sixth of the sixth of... What year? {50947}{51023}-'90|-1990? Let me see {51029}{51113}Nine and nine is eighteen...|Ah, no, you're safe {51117}{51157}From what? {51163}{51235}From what? From being the Antichrist.|Six, six, six {51651}{51713}I'm sorry, it squirted out.|Pardon me {51759}{51805}-If you want, I can...|-No, leave it {51871}{51913}Sure you don't want any water? {52337}{52387}Set your watch|for twenty minutes, OK? {52545}{52621}-Enough, I give up|-Relax {52627}{52701}You have to be patient|to get the egg whites stiff {52725}{52761}Yeah, but my arm hurts {52809}{52869}But you're doing really well,|carry on {52945}{52977}It's almost ready {53133}{53161}What do you do... {53227}{53251}...in life? {53257}{53311}-I go to school|-Is that all? {53381}{53453}I listen to music|and play video games {53579}{53609}I sing in a band {53671}{53695}A rock band {53755}{53783}What's it called? {53845}{53875}A Piece Of Cake {53993}{54041}Hey, you fell for it! {54513}{54575}They wouldn't charge me,|but there is a limit {54661}{54697}You have to be more careful {55235}{55259}What are those? {55265}{55331}False nails.|I found them in the bathroom {55347}{55413}-They're cool, aren't they?|-They're horrible {55457}{55515}Well, the idea is not for them|to look pretty {55557}{55581}Give me your arm {55905}{55937}Relax! {55953}{55...
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