1 00:00:08,457 --> 00:00:10,324 (Exercise machine pumping) 2 00:00:10,325 --> 00:00:12,326 WOMAN ON PHONE: Yours is the 17th proposal I'll be seeing 3 00:00:12,327 --> 00:00:15,614 and to be honest, not one has blown me away. 4 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,732 If you want to have a real shot at the Browning bid, 5 00:00:17,733 --> 00:00:19,217 you'll have to get one thing. 6 00:00:19,218 --> 00:00:21,853 These aren't pit hands hiring a tax attorney 7 00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:25,590 to scour their lunch receipts... 8 00:00:25,591 --> 00:00:27,359 Jesus Christ, I want one of you little boys 9 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,743 to show me what I'm paying you for. 10 00:00:28,744 --> 00:00:30,211 MAN: Yes, ma'am. 11 00:00:30,212 --> 00:00:31,863 WOMAN: When I talk about an 8-figure company 12 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:34,482 looking for... they can call their own, 13 00:00:34,483 --> 00:00:36,284 I'm talking about growing up, 14 00:00:36,285 --> 00:00:38,770 realizing that the Federal Reserve is the World Bank 15 00:00:38,771 --> 00:00:40,655 loaning us money, 16 00:00:40,656 --> 00:00:42,640 and our federal government has had to bail them out. 17 00:00:42,641 --> 00:00:44,076 Yes, ma'am. 18 00:00:44,077 --> 00:00:46,078 This is the end of the world I'm talking about, 19 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,445 leaving the taxpayers-- 20 00:00:47,446 --> 00:00:48,830 and let's be frank, the well-to-do-- 21 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,583 with a deficit that we'll never see paid back. 22 00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:54,152 The interest alone turns us into indentured slaves, 23 00:00:54,153 --> 00:00:56,020 for fuck's sake... 24 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:59,040 (Continues indistinct) 25 00:01:10,369 --> 00:01:12,720 Now, let's talk numbers. 26 00:01:12,721 --> 00:01:14,422 Yes, ma'am. 27 00:01:14,423 --> 00:01:17,425 1-3-7... 28 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:20,261 5-6-4... 29 00:01:20,262 --> 00:01:23,315 3-0-1... 30 00:01:23,316 --> 00:01:29,204 (Continues calling numbers) 31 00:01:34,009 --> 00:01:36,944 We'll see every Tom, Dick and Harry 32 00:01:36,945 --> 00:01:39,547 with a 401(k) get defaulted. 33 00:01:39,548 --> 00:01:41,516 Yes, ma'am. 34 00:01:41,517 --> 00:01:45,503 (Continues indistinct) 35 00:01:57,466 --> 00:02:00,134 Yes, ma'am. I'm stepping into the shower right now. 36 00:02:00,135 --> 00:02:03,855 I'll see you in 45. Thank you. 37 00:02:27,763 --> 00:02:28,763 Morning. 38 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:30,749 Morning. 39 00:02:54,523 --> 00:02:56,024 I'm Rick. 40 00:02:56,025 --> 00:02:57,025 John. 41 00:02:57,026 --> 00:02:59,194 You just move into 404? 42 00:02:59,195 --> 00:03:00,928 I did. Nice building. 43 00:03:00,929 --> 00:03:02,814 Nice to meet you. 44 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:05,700 Nice to meet you, John. 45 00:03:14,326 --> 00:03:16,127 Have a good day. 46 00:03:16,128 --> 00:03:18,129 You too. 47 00:03:26,605 --> 00:03:28,039 (Phone ringing) 48 00:03:48,210 --> 00:03:49,711 This is John. 49 00:03:51,563 --> 00:03:59,770 ? 50 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:01,655 Morning. 51 00:04:04,559 --> 00:04:06,560 Morning. 52 00:04:26,498 --> 00:04:28,516 John, Ms. Craig is waiting. 53 00:04:46,802 --> 00:04:48,553 (No audio) 54 00:05:15,364 --> 00:05:16,715 I want you to look them in the eye and tell them 55 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,750 everyone cheats on their federal income taxes. 56 00:05:18,751 --> 00:05:21,452 Nobody wants to pay them, and thanks to the Internet, 57 00:05:21,453 --> 00:05:24,022 everyone knows there's no law requiring them to do so. 58 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:26,608 But tell them that your specialty as a tax attorney 59 00:05:26,609 --> 00:05:29,794 is creating the loopholes while appearing under the radar. 60 00:05:29,795 --> 00:05:31,562 Which equals money. 61 00:05:31,563 --> 00:05:34,381 JOHN: What did you think of the proposal so far, though? 62 00:05:34,382 --> 00:05:38,169 I think that there was not one single moment 63 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,871 where I truly felt you pull out your dick 64 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:43,791 and state what my firm brings to the table. 65 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:45,943 Thank God you have time to put together a new proposal. 66 00:05:45,944 --> 00:05:48,713 Ms. Craig, Mr. Tayson for 3:00. 67 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:51,048 Sell the illusion, John. 68 00:05:51,049 --> 00:05:53,150 I'm expecting more. 69 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:02,843 Hey, honey. 70 00:06:02,844 --> 00:06:04,361 WOMAN: Hey, are you on your way home? 71 00:06:04,362 --> 00:06:08,516 Yeah, I'm just finishing some things up here for a while. 72 00:06:08,517 --> 00:06:11,919 I'll call you when I leave, all right? 73 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,322 I love you. 74 00:06:14,323 --> 00:06:15,539 The pharmacy called. Your prescription's ready. 75 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:16,875 So while you're out, 76 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,609 pick up what we need for the barbecue tomorrow. 77 00:06:18,610 --> 00:06:20,628 And don't forget the specific kind of steak 78 00:06:20,629 --> 00:06:21,696 my dad likes, okay? 79 00:06:21,697 --> 00:06:23,698 Okay. Bye. 80 00:06:28,537 --> 00:06:30,238 Sell the illusion. 81 00:06:30,239 --> 00:06:31,723 Un-fucking-believable. 82 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:36,194 You know, I thought I saw you three separate times today. 83 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:37,561 But every time I'd turn to do a double take, 84 00:06:37,562 --> 00:06:39,130 you'd have your back to me. 85 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:41,149 Unbelievable. 86 00:06:43,118 --> 00:06:45,069 What are you doing here? 87 00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:48,006 Oh, my garage door opener isn't working, 88 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:49,473 so I thought I'd come by here, 89 00:06:49,474 --> 00:06:53,477 check yours out and make sure I have the correct code. 90 00:06:56,265 --> 00:06:57,866 Wake up, man. 91 00:06:57,867 --> 00:06:59,334 I'm yanking your dick. 92 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,102 I work here. I started today. 93 00:07:04,706 --> 00:07:06,207 Jesus. 94 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,776 Yeah, I know. What are the chances? 95 00:07:08,777 --> 00:07:10,311 That's unbelievable. 96 00:07:10,312 --> 00:07:13,814 You work here? In what capacity? 97 00:07:13,815 --> 00:07:16,784 Well, um, to the best of my abilities, 98 00:07:16,785 --> 00:07:19,987 I'm an attorney. 99 00:07:19,988 --> 00:07:21,472 I don't have this. 100 00:07:21,473 --> 00:07:23,240 My office. 101 00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:27,745 That's wild. 102 00:07:28,814 --> 00:07:30,381 Yeah. 103 00:07:30,382 --> 00:07:32,383 You definitely have a better view than me. 104 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:39,123 What did you say your last name was? 105 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:41,709 Puliti. 106 00:07:41,710 --> 00:07:43,044 Jonathan Puliti. 107 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:46,480 Italian. 108 00:07:46,481 --> 00:07:49,684 Grandpa called you Johnny boy, I'll bet. 109 00:07:49,685 --> 00:07:51,686 Um, that's Irish. 110 00:07:51,687 --> 00:07:52,920 Puliti is Irish? 111 00:07:52,921 --> 00:07:55,356 Putting "boy" after a name. 112 00:07:55,357 --> 00:07:57,158 Danny boy. 113 00:07:57,159 --> 00:07:59,293 Um... 114 00:07:59,294 --> 00:08:02,863 look, I just got hit with a bunch of work here. 115 00:08:02,864 --> 00:08:04,265 I should get back to it. 116 00:08:04,266 --> 00:08:08,352 Are you a fucking pussy? It's Friday. 117 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:10,054 MS. CRAIG: John, I'm in San Francisco for the weekend. 118 00:08:10,055 --> 00:08:12,373 Have the 2004 inquests sent in a PDF 119 00:08:12,374 --> 00:08:13,507 so Charlotte can look them over 120 00:08:13,508 --> 00:08:15,076 and have the draft mocked up for Tuesday. 121 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,411 Yes, ma'am. Hello. 122 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:18,930 Hello. 123 00:08:18,931 --> 00:08:20,298 Rick Carlson. 124 00:08:20,299 --> 00:08:22,967 Cynthia Craig. Welcome aboard. 125 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,536 Sorry I haven't had a chance to introduce myself to you. 126 00:08:25,537 --> 00:08:26,520 Just one of those days? 127 00:08:26,521 --> 00:08:28,056 One of those days. 128 00:08:28,057 --> 00:08:31,058 I'm hoping to smooth some of that out around here. 129 00:08:31,059 --> 00:08:32,377 I'm counting on it. 130 00:08:32,378 --> 00:08:34,128 Fink and Meyer put up a hell of a fight 131 00:08:34,129 --> 00:08:35,880 about not letting you go. 132 00:08:35,881 --> 00:08:39,918 So you want to talk shop or get out of here? 133 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,319 Excuse me? 134 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,255 It's Friday night. 135 00:08:44,256 --> 00:08:45,873 I'm sure you want to get your life. 136 00:08:45,874 --> 00:08:47,307 I'm set up across the hall 137 00:08:47,308 --> 00:08:49,576 and Johnny boy here is walking me 138 00:08:49,577 --> 00:08:51,562 through all the appropriate office protocol. 139 00:08:51,563 --&...
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