monty_python&life_of_brian-en.txt

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{2634}{2705}Who are you?|We are three wise men.
{2706}{2774}What?|We are three wise men.
{2775}{2861}Well, what are you doing creeping around|a cow shed at 2:00 in the morning?
{2863}{2928}That doesn't sound|very wise to me.
{2930}{3009}We are astrologers.|We have come from the east.
{3010}{3065}Is this some kind of joke?
{3066}{3113}We wish to praise the infant.
{3114}{3161}We must pay homage to him.
{3163}{3243}Homage? You're drunk!|It's disgusting!
{3245}{3341}Out the door! Out! Bashing me with|tales about Oriental fortunetellers.
{3343}{3398}Come on, out!|No, no. We must see him.
{3400}{3482}Go and praise someone else's brat.|We were led by a star.
{3483}{3535}Led by a bottle,|more like. Go on out.
{3537}{3587}We must see him.|We have brought presents.
{3589}{3643}Out!|Gold, frankincense, myrrh.
{3645}{3715}Well, why didn't you say?|He's over there.
{3717}{3770}Sorry the place|is a bit of a mess.
{3805}{3892}Well, what is myrrh anyway?|It is a valuable balm.
{3893}{3992}A balm? What are you giving him|a balm for? It might bite him.
{3994}{4070}What?|That's a dangerous animal.
{4072}{4126}No, it isn't.|Yes, it is.
{4127}{4193}It's great big and|No, it is an ointment.
{4194}{4297}Well, there is an animal|called a balm... or did I dream it?
{4298}{4379}So you're astrologers, are you?|Well, what is he, then?
{4381}{4448}Hmm?|What star sign is he?
{4449}{4555}Well, Capricorn.|Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
{4557}{4617}He is the Son of God,|our Messiah.
{4619}{4665}King of the Jews!
{4667}{4746}That's Capricorn, is it?|No, that's just him.
{4747}{4825}Oh, I was gonna say, otherwise|there would be a lot of them.
{4827}{4904}By what name are you calling him?|Uh, Brian.
{4905}{5018}We worship you, O Brian,|who are lord over us all.
{5020}{5147}Praise unto you, Brian, and|to the Lord, our Father. Amen.
{5149}{5199}You do a lot of this, then?|What?
{5201}{5251}This praising.|No, no, no, no.
{5253}{5324}Well, if you're|dropping by again, do pop in.
{5326}{5389}And thanks a lot for|the gold and frankincense.
{5390}{5474}But don't worry too much|about the myrrh next time, all right?
{5476}{5534}Thank you.|Goodbye.
{5578}{5634}Well, weren't they nice?
{5636}{5717}Out of their bloody minds,|but still... Iook at that!
{5718}{5777}Here! Here!
{5779}{5876}That That's mine!|Hey, he's a baby! Oh!
{6159}{6233}Shut up!
{6421}{6482}" Brian "
{6484}{6557}" The babe they called Brian "
{6596}{6664}" He grew "
{6666}{6744}" Grew, grew and grew "
{6746}{6825}" Grew up to be "
{6826}{6904}" Grew up to be "
{6906}{6984}" A boy called Brian "
{6986}{7061}" A boy called Brian "
{7094}{7187}" He had arms and legs "
{7189}{7267}" And hands and feet "
{7269}{7328}" This boy "
{7329}{7430}" Whose name was Brian "
{7432}{7509}" And he grew "
{7510}{7590}" Grew, grew and grew "
{7592}{7662}" Grew up to be "
{7663}{7742}" Yes, he grew up to be "
{7744}{7825}" A teenager called Brian "
{7826}{7918}" A teenager called Brian "
{7920}{8000}" And his face became spotty "
{8001}{8086}" Yes, his face became spotty "
{8088}{8170}" And his voice|dropped down low "
{8172}{8253}" And things started to grow "
{8254}{8331}" On young Brian and show "
{8333}{8424}" He was certainly no "
{8426}{8506}" No girl named Brian "
{8508}{8593}" Not a girl named Brian "
{8783}{8853}" And he started to shave "
{8854}{8918}" And have one off the wrist "
{8920}{9011}" And want to see girls "
{9013}{9099}" And go out and get pissed "
{9101}{9178}" A man called Brian "
{9180}{9261}" This man called Brian "
{9262}{9450}" The man they called Brian "
{9452}{9545}" This man called "
{9546}{9767}" Bri "
{9769}{9823}Aah!
{10779}{10878}How blessed are those who know|that He's a god.
{10880}{10989}How blessed are the sorrowful.|They shall find consolation.
{11047}{11136}How blessed are those|of gentle spirit.
{11138}{11210}They shall have the earth|for their possession.
{11247}{11342}How blessed are those|who hunger and thirst...
{11343}{11411}to see right prevail.
{11413}{11475}They shall be satisfied.
{11520}{11606}How blessed are those|whose hearts are pure.
{11608}{11669}They shall see God.
{11671}{11745}Speak up!|Shhh. Quiet, Mum.
{11746}{11861}Well, I can't hear a thing.|Let's go to the stoning.
{11862}{11931}Shhh!|We can go to a stoning anytime.
{11933}{12017}Oh, come on, Brian.|Will you be quiet?
{12018}{12071}Don't pick your nose.
{12073}{12133}I wasn't picking my nose.|I was scratching.
{12134}{12198}You was picking it|while you was talking to that lady.
{12200}{12258}I wasn't.|Leave it alone. Give it a rest.
{12260}{12323}Do you mind?|I can't hear a word he's saying.
{12325}{12409}Don't you "do you mind" me!|I was talking to my husband.
{12410}{12493}Well, go and talk to him somewhere else.|I can't hear a bloody thing.
{12494}{12542}Don't you swear at my wife.
{12544}{12621}I was only asking her to shut up so|we can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.
{12622}{12706}Don't you call my husband "Big Nose".|Well, he has got a big nose.
{12708}{12762}Could you be quiet, please?|What was that?
{12764}{12820}I was too busy|talking to Big Nose.
{12822}{12889}I think it was,|"Blessed are the cheese makers".
{12891}{12963}What's so special|about the cheese makers?
{12965}{13028}Well, obviously, it's not meant|to be taken literally.
{13029}{13096}It refers to any manufacturers|of dairy products.
{13098}{13166}See, if you hadn't been going on,|we'd have heard that, Big Nose.
{13168}{13238}Hey! Say that once more,|I'll smash your bloody face in.
{13240}{13320}Better keep listening. Might be a bit|about, "Blessed are the Big Noses".
{13322}{13368}Oh, lay off him.
{13369}{13419}Oh, you're not so bad|yourself, Conch Face.
{13421}{13473}Where are you two from,|Nose City?
{13474}{13545}One more time, mate, I'll|take you to fuckin' cleaners!
{13546}{13627}Language!|And don't pick your nose.
{13629}{13693}I wasn't gonna pick my nose.|I was gonna thump him!
{13694}{13764}Hear that? "Blessed are the Greek".|The Greek?
{13766}{13826}Well, apparently|he's going to inherit the earth.
{13828}{13896}Did anyone catch his name?|You're not gonna thump anybody.
{13897}{13965}I'll thump him|if he calls me "Big Nose" again.
{13966}{14041}Oh, shut up, Big Nose.|Oh! Right. I warned you.
{14042}{14133}I really will slug you so hard|Oh, it's the meek!
{14134}{14203}"Blessed are the meek"!|Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
{14205}{14276}I'm glad they're getting something,|'cause they have a hell of a time.
{14277}{14366}Listen, I'm only telling the truth.|You have got a very big nose.
{14368}{14482}Hey, your nose gonna be three foot wide|across your face when I'm finished!
{14484}{14557}Shhh!|Who hit yours, then?|Goliath's big brother?
{14558}{14613}Oh. Right.|That's your last warning.
{14614}{14690}Oh, do pipe down.
{14692}{14764}Silly bitch.|Get in the way on me.
{14845}{14920}Oh, come on.|Let's go to the stoning.
{14922}{14973}All right.
{15026}{15125}Blessed is just about anyone with|a vested interest in the status quo.
{15127}{15240}Well, what Jesus fails to appreciate|is it's the meek who are the problem.
{15242}{15339}Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg.|Yes, I see.
{15341}{15446}Oh, come on, Brian. They're gonna|stone him before we get there.
{15447}{15516}All right.
{15517}{15592}That's disgusting.
{15593}{15708}It's the chap with a big nose's fault.|He started it all.
{15710}{15771}Oh, I hate wearing these beards.
{15773}{15843}Why aren't women allowed|to go to stonings, Mum?
{15845}{15896}It's written, that's why.
{15898}{15939}Beard, madame?
{15941}{16004}Oh, look, I haven't got time|to go to no stonings.
{16006}{16052}He's not well again.
{16054}{16105}Stone, sir?
{16106}{16168}No, they got them up there,|lying around on the ground.
{16170}{16227}Oh, not like these, sir.|Look at this.
{16229}{16293}Feel the quality of that.|That's craftsmanship, sir.
{16295}{16385}Well, all right. We'll have two|with points and a big, flat one.
{16387}{16438}Can I have a flat one, Mum?|Shhh!
{16440}{16486}Sorry. Dad.|All right.
{16488}{16558}Two points, two flats|and a packet of gravel.
{16560}{16617}Packet of gravel. Should be|a good one this afternoon.
{16618}{16658}Who?|Local boy.
{16660}{16701}Oh, good.|Enjoy yourselves.
{17149}{17219}Matthias, son|of Deuteronomy of Gath?
{17221}{17276}Do I say yes? Yes.|Yes.
{17278}{17365}You have been found guilty|by the elders of the town...
{17367}{17441}of uttering|the name of our Lord.
{17442}{17534}And so as a blasphemer...
{17536}{17601}you are to be stoned to death.
{17603}{17683}Look, I'd had a lovely supper,
{17685}{17736}and all I said to my wife was,
{17737}{17803}"That piece of halibut|was good enough for Jehovah".
{17805}{17881}Blasphemy! He said it again!
{17883}{17945}Did you hear him?
{18000}{18046}Really!
{18116}{18169}Are there any women|here today?
{18313}{18434}Very well. By virtue|of the authority vested in me
{18436}{18509}Ow! Lay off!|We haven't started yet!
{18511}{18585}Come on!|Who threw that?
{18587}{18649}Who threw that stone?|Come on.
{18650}{18701}She did! She did!
{18703}{18753}He did! He did!
{18755}{18809}Sorry. I thought|we'd started.
{18811}{18889}Go to the back.
{18890}{18980}Always one, isn't there?|Now, where were we?
{18982}{19070}Look, I don't think it ought to be|blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah".
{19072}{19171}You're only making it|worse for yourself.
{19173}{19245}Making it worse?|How could it be worse?
{19246}{19310}Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
{19312}{19405}I'm warning you, if you say|"Jehovah" once more
{19406}{19457}Right.|Who threw that?
{19493}{19546}Come on.|Who threw that?
{19597}{19649}Him, him, him.
{19651}{19697}Was it you?|Yes.
{19699}{19745}Right|Well, you did say "Jehovah".
{19853}{19917}Stop! Will you stop that?
{19919}{20037}Stop it! Now, look!|No one is to stone anyone...
{20039}{20092}until I blow this whistle.
{20094}{20202}Do...
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