{1}{72}movie info: XVID 576x432 23.976fps 233.9 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {250}{310}THERE YOU ARE,|SPORTS FIENDS. {311}{364}YOU KNOW,|DEAD PEOPLE LIKE ME {365}{418}MAKE EXCELLENT POINT GUARDS. {430}{478}WHEN WE CAN'T|GET OFF A SHOT, {479}{514}WE SIMPLY PASS... {550}{610}AWAY, THAT IS.|HA HA HA HA! {611}{645}SPEAKING OF WHICH, {646}{718}ALLOW ME TO BE|YOURFEAR-LEADER {730}{778}FOR TONIGHT'S|HALF-TIME SHOW. {790}{825}IT'S A PUTRID PLAYLET {826}{898}ABOUT MY PERSONAL|FAVORITE SPORT- {899}{946}BEING A MORTICIAN. {957}{1051}I FITTINGLY CALL IT|FITTING PUNISHMENT. {1200}{1370}ROCK OF AGES,|CLEFT FOR ME {1371}{1538}LET ME HIDE MYSELF|IN THEE {1539}{1708}LET THE WATER|AND THE BLOOD {1708}{1803}FROM THY WOUNDED SIDE|WHICH FLOWED {1804}{1897}Woman: IT'S SO SAD.|SHE WAS SO GOOD. {1898}{1968}BE OF SIN|THE DOUBLE CURE {1969}{2015}Man: COME ON UP HERE|TO THE CURB THERE, {2016}{2061}AND I'LL GET THE CAR|AND BRING IT AROUND. {2062}{2092}SAVE FROM WRATH... {2093}{2122}SAVE FROM WRATH... {2336}{2372}THANKS FOR|THE RIDE, MAN. {2373}{2408}Man: YO. {2600}{2729}THIS FOR SIN|COULD NOT ATONE {2730}{2795}THOU MUST SAVE {2843}{2913}AND THOU ALONE {2925}{2925}AND THOU ALONE {3399}{3434}Woman:|OH, MR. THORNTONBERRY, {3435}{3492}I DON'T KNOW HOW|I CAN EVER THANK YOU. {3493}{3558}SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. {3559}{3607}KNOWING I CAN BE|OF HELP TO YOU {3608}{3642}IN YOUR TIME OF NEED {3643}{3690}IS THANKS ENOUGH|FOR ME. {3691}{3751}NOW, WHY DON'T Y'ALL|HEAD ON TO THE CEMETERY? {3752}{3799}YOUR SISTER|WILL BE ALONG DIRECTLY. {3799}{3849}GOD BLESS YOU,|MR. THORNTONBERRY. {3850}{3898}THANK YOU, MA'AM.|THERE YOU ARE. {3899}{3954}THERE YOU ARE, MA'AM.|I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. {3955}{3990}YOU'LL MAKE IT.|THANKS VERY MUCH. {4002}{4074}OH, MY DEAR.|AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN ITSELF. {4086}{4134}OH, THE GODS|HAVE DESCENDED UPON US {4146}{4206}AND BROUGHT US|SUCH LOVELINESS OF KIN. {4278}{4302}CLYDE... {4314}{4354}STOP MESSING|WITH THAT DAMN ORGAN, {4355}{4394}AND GO PULL THE HEARSE|AROUND BACK. {4406}{4441}I'LL PREPARE THE CASKET. {4442}{4502}YES, SIR,|MR. THORNTONBERRY. {4503}{4537}YES, SIR. {4538}{4574}GET OUT OF HERE, BOY. {4586}{4619}THE PARTY'S OVER. {4620}{4664}PARTY? {4665}{4700}THE VIEWING, YOU IDIOT. {4701}{4760}THEY'VE ALL GONE ON|TO THE FUNERAL. {4761}{4795}ARE YOU BLIND? {4796}{4844}I'M NOT HERE|FOR NO FUNERAL. {4845}{4891}DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME? {4892}{4964}THANK THE MERCIFUL|LORD, NO. {4965}{5018}I'M BOBBY,|YOUR NEPHEW? {5019}{5082}YOUR SISTER RUBY'S KID. {5082}{5143}OH, MY SISTER RUBY... {5144}{5216}WELL, YOU CAN TELL|THAT NO-GOOD SISTER- {5217}{5252}SHE'S DEAD,|UNCLE EZRA. {5253}{5299}OH, REALLY? {5335}{5367}HOW? {5368}{5469}WELL, SHE GOT IN|A HEAD-ON COLLISION|ON I-95. {5470}{5515}KILLED MY DADDY, TOO. {5516}{5564}HEAD-ON, HUH? {5564}{5610}MESSY, I BET. {5611}{5668}THAT'S GOOD|FOR BUSINESS. {5669}{5701}CHARGE A PRETTY PENNY {5713}{5758}TO MAKE THEIR LOVED ONES|LOOK PRESENTABLE. {5759}{5791}HEH HEH. {5792}{5835}WHAT YOU WANT|HERE, BOY? {5937}{5973}WELL, YOU SEE, UNCLE EZRA, {5985}{6044}YOU'RE MY ONLY LIVING KIN. {6045}{6074}WELL, I-I CAME|TO LIVE WITH YOU. {6074}{6102}WELL, I-I CAME|TO LIVE WITH YOU. {6150}{6198}HERE IT IS, ALL LEGAL. {6409}{6469}YOU MUST THINK|I'M MADE OF MONEY. {6470}{6530}LAST THING I NEED|IS ANOTHER MOUTH TO FEED. {6542}{6602}BUT, UNCLE EZRA,|I WON'T BE|A PROBLEM. {6603}{6649}I PROMISE. {6650}{6686}LOOK, I'LL WASH|YOUR FLOOR. {6698}{6746}I'LL CLEAN YOUR PIANO. {6747}{6794}I'LL DO ANYTHING. {6878}{6914}YEAH. YOU... {6926}{6972}YOU DO LOOK STRONG. {6973}{7053}THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING|I CAN DO WITH YOU. {7091}{7126}GIVE YOU|ROOM AND BOARD, {7127}{7162}BUT DON'T EXPECT|TO GET PAID. {7163}{7223}THANKS, UNCLE EZRA.|YOU WON'T BE SORRY. {7224}{7270}WE'LL SEE. {7271}{7306}NOW, LET ME TELL YOU {7307}{7361}ABOUT THE MORTUARY|BUSINESS, BOY. {7362}{7418}LIKE IT SAYS|IN THE BIBLE, {7418}{7473}"GOD HELPS THE MOURNERS, {7474}{7527}FOR THEY ARE BLESSED." {8088}{8124}AND GOD ALSO|HELPS THOSE... {8136}{8136}AND GOD ALSO|HELPS THOSE... {8208}{8265}THAT HELP|THEMSELVES. {8349}{8385}YOU KEEP MESSING|WITH THAT BALL, {8397}{8444}I'LL BOUNCE YOUR BALLS|RIGHT OUT OF HERE. {8445}{8468}SORRY, UNCLE EZRA. {8480}{8480}SORRY, UNCLE EZRA. {8552}{8588}Ezra: YOU CAN SLEEP HERE. {8589}{8623}HERE? {8624}{8660}THAT'S RIGHT,|BOY. {8732}{8779}THANKS, UNCLE EZRA. {8780}{8827}PUT SOME BEDDING ON IT,|IT'LL BE FINE. {8828}{8912}YOU KNOW,|THE RIGHTEOUS NEED|THE DIVINE LIGHT {8913}{8948}TO SEE THE TRUTH. {9039}{9108}BESIDES, ELECTRICITY|COSTS MONEY. {9109}{9150}LEAVE THE LIGHTS|ALONE, BOY. {9244}{9277}Ezra: SHAKE A LEG, BOY. {9404}{9440}THIS IS WHERE THE ACTION IS. {9452}{9452}THIS IS WHERE THE ACTION IS. {9524}{9559}YES, SIR. {9560}{9595}HERE WE ARE. {9596}{9596}HERE WE ARE. {9761}{9797}WH-WHAT DID HE DIE OF? {9809}{9832}NATURAL CAUSES. {9833}{9868}YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN {9869}{9941}IF YOU'RE|EVER FOOL ENOUGH|TO GET MARRIED. {9942}{10013}NOW HAND ME ONE OF THOSE|ASPIRATORS OVER THERE. {10014}{10037}ONE OF THESE? {10049}{10097}YEAH. YOU KNOW,|THE HUMAN BODY {10109}{10145}IS ONE BIG CESSPOOL. {10146}{10188}FOOD FLOWS IN, {10188}{10229}SHIT FLOWS OUT, {10241}{10295}AND BLOOD FLOWS|ALL AROUND. {10296}{10349}AND IT'S GOT TO BE DRAINED. {10498}{10535}Ezra: YES, SIR. {10535}{10571}Bobby: OH... {10667}{10691}Bobby: OH! {10692}{10714}UGH. {10762}{10797}IT'S ONLY BLOOD. {10798}{10846}GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE|OF THESE. {10894}{10942}THIS TUB OF LARD|WILL START TO STINK {10943}{10978}IN A COUPLE OF DAYS. {10990}{11038}THAT'S WHY WE'VE|GOT TO EMBALM HIM. {11084}{11120}PASS ME THAT|TUBE OVER THERE. {11132}{11132}PASS ME THAT|TUBE OVER THERE. {11300}{11370}CLEANLINESS IS|NEXT TO GODLINESS. {11371}{11406}DON'T YOU KNOW {11407}{11442}DON'T YOU KNOW {11478}{11514}HOLD THIS. {11694}{11765}GET IN THERE. {11766}{11802}Bobby: AREN'T YOU|SUPPOSED TO|USE CHEMICALS {11803}{11836}OR SOMETHING? {11837}{11873}HE'S DEAD,|YOU DAMN FOOL. {11885}{11920}HE DOESN'T KNOW|THE DIFFERENCE. {11921}{11969}BESIDES, THOSE CHEMICALS|COST MONEY. {11970}{12017}LIKE IT SAYS|IN THE BIBLE, {12029}{12074}"A PENNY SAVED|IS A PENNY EARNED." {12159}{12217}UH, DIDN'T|BEN FRANKLIN|SAY THAT? {12229}{12229}UH, DIDN'T|BEN FRANKLIN|SAY THAT? {12277}{12337}DON'T YOU|CONTRADICT ME, BOY! {12338}{12409}UNH! UH! {12421}{12481}HELLO, MR. FOO,|MR. YUK. {12482}{12517}HOW YOU DOING TODAY? {12529}{12564}Ezra: COME ON|OVER HERE, BOY. {12565}{12658}Man: ALL RIGHT.|LET'S GRAB IT|FROM THE BACK. {12659}{12682}ALL RIGHT. {12694}{12741}PUSH! PUSH! {12742}{12796}NOW ALL TOGETHER. {12797}{12850}THE CHINESE ARE LATE. {12851}{12885}OH, YES, SIR. {12886}{12940}MR. FOO SAY|THEY GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC. {12941}{12994}STUCK IN TRAFFIC!|YEAH, STUCK IN TRAFFIC. {12995}{13042}WE ONLY ORDER|WHAT WE NEED. {13043}{13077}LOW OVERHEAD. {13078}{13132}AND I PASS ON|THE SAVINGS TO ME. {13175}{13223}STUCK IN TRAFFIC. HEH. {13259}{13307}GIVE ME THAT CROWBAR|OVER THERE, BOY. {13487}{13547}WHAT'S ALL THIS|CHINESE WRITING|ON THE BOX? {13548}{13608}MADE IN TAIWAN,|YOU DUMMY! {13608}{13666}HALF THE PRICE|OF U. S. MADE. {13667}{13727}THEY'RE 6 INCHES|SHORTER, YOU KNOW. {13728}{13786}THE TAIWANESE ARE|A SMALLER PEOPLE, {13787}{13859}AND I CAN USE|THE COFFINS FOR MOST FOLKS. {13860}{13907}NOBODY KNOWS|THE DIFFERENCE, {13908}{13943}AND I CHARGE FULL PRICE. {13955}{13955}AND I CHARGE FULL PRICE. {14728}{14776}THE FAUCET'S DRIPPING,|YOU FOOL. {14777}{14811}HUH? {14812}{14859}WHAT WAS THAT FOR? {14860}{14907}YOU THINK WATER|GROWS ON TREES? {14908}{14955}LORD ALMIGHTY,|YOU GOT SHIT FOR BRAINS. {14956}{15016}NOW GET THE MOLASSES OUT|AND CLEAN THIS STIFF UP. {15017}{15064}WE DON'T HAVE|ANY MORE DISINFECTANT. {15065}{15100}THEN TAKE THIS. {15136}{15184}YOU'RE ABOUT AS STUPID|AS YOUR MAMA, BOY. {15441}{15489}MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU,|MR. JOHNSON. {15490}{15513}THANK YOU,|MR. THORNTONBERRY. {15525}{15561}I FEEL AS THOUGH|I LOST ONE OF MY OWN. {15573}{15615}THAT WAS|A VERY NICE SERVICE. {15649}{15684}Ezra: THERE YOU|ARE, MA'AM. {15851}{15899}I TOLD YOU TO STOP MESSING|WITH THAT DAMN ORGAN! {15947}{16005}BOBBY, CLOSE|THAT DAMN COFFIN. {16006}{16063}I CAN SMELL|MRS. JOHNSON ALREADY. {16064}{16093}YES, SIR. {16314}{16372}YOU WANTED TO SEE ME,|UNCLE EZRA? {16373}{16422}NO, BUT|I HAVE NO CHOICE. {16423}{16465}GO MEASURE|THE JEFFRIES BODY {16466}{16507}SO I CAN|ORDER HIS CASKET. {16554}{16590}YES, SIR. {16862}{16898}"OAK." {17042}{17097}5 FOOT 6. {17466}{17530}WE'RE ALL VERY THANKFUL|FOR YOUR HELP,|MR. THORNTONBERRY. {17542}{17626}THESE LAST 2 DAYS|HAVE BEEN RATHER TRYING. {17627}{17662}YES, I CAN IMAGINE. {17663}{17697}YOU AND YOUR FAMILY {17698}{17758}HAVE MY CONDOLENCES,|MR. JEFFRIES, {17759}{17782}BUT DON'T WORRY. {17794}{17830}I'VE TAKEN CARE|OF EVERYTHING. {17842}{17878}HERE WE ARE... {17890}{17950}THE PERFECT VESSEL|TO SEND YOUR SON {17951}{18022}ON HIS WAY|TO THE REALM OF GLORY. {18069}{18122}IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG? {18123}{18175}THIS CASKET|IS MADE OF PINE. {18176}{18197}WELL, THAT'S RIGHT. {18210}{18279}THE HIGHEST|QUALITY OF PINE FROM|THE FORESTS OF MAINE. {18280}{18339}BUT I SPECIFICALLY|ASKED FOR OAK. {18340}{18369}OAK? {18370}{18393}THAT'S RIGHT. {18394}{18427}BUT I'VE ALREADY PAID- {18428}{18497}I WANT NOTHING BUT|THE BEST FOR MY SON,|MR. THORNTONBERRY. {18581}{18604}BOBBY! {18605}{18641}YES, UNCLE EZRA? {18642}{18676}YOU STUPID HALF-WIT! {18677}{18725}HE ORDERED OAK,|NOT PINE! {18726}{18760}WHO? MR. JEFFRIES? {18761}{18797}YOU KNOW WHAT THIS|IS GONNA COST ME? {18798}{18827}YOU GOT ANY IDEA? {18828}{18876}I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY|FOR THAT DAMN PINE COFFIN. {18877}{18912}BUT UNCLE,|I TOLD YOU OAK. {18913}{18947}DON'T YOU LIE|TO ME, BOY. {18948}{19012}I'M NOT LYING, UNCLE.|I SWEAR TO GOD I- {19013}{19074}DON'T YOU DARE USE|THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN. {19075}{19136}NOW YOU'RE GONNA|HAVE TO BE PUNISHED... {19137}{1915...
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