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HUM IPIUST MAME
JUNE 1991
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EIBT'HAROLD WAS UNFORTUNATE
FOR WHERE HIS TAPE WAS MEANT
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WAS JUST THIS CRAPPY POEM
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AND SELLOTAPE ALL RIPPED AND BENT
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A RIGHT UNHOLY STROP
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AND HE STOMPED BACK TO THE NEWSIES'
AND BURST INTO THE SHOP!
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"I'D LIKE A TAPE RIGHT NOW,
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OR WERE GOING TO HAVE A FIGHT!"
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BUT THE NEWSIE JUST SHRUGGED HIS ARMS
AND SAID: OR - ALRIGHT!"
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vast thew ye lily-livered swabs! It's time to prove your manhood in
a bloodthirsty battle to the death with the Evil Sorcerer and
his henchmen.
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your old shipmates Red Dog and One Eye. Shipmates they may be, but trust •
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Skull & Crossbones is the most blood-curdling arcade game on the market - not for
the faint-hearted! Blood flows, razor-sharp cutlasses hack through the flesh of hideous
opponents, arms and legs are AAARGH its just disgusting!
There's treasure, jewels, gold and lusty wenches to be captured and g hdstly creatures
to be stabbed.
It's a rough and dirty job - and we all want to do it!
MORE SAVAGE THAN BARBARIAN MORE BLOODY THAN PRINCE OF PERSIA._
MORE LAUGHS THAN NEW PRINT Si 10P!
Get it now - but don't, please don't show your grandmother.
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SCRIPT (p2
Loads of film-
type gossip
and piles of
vids to be won.
Dave Hughes
certainly
knows how to
get lem!
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40 ects spesh Bevy Babes gets clown to Islington
to check out loads of spitting new Commie games.
42 computer boffo The final heat of this epic
quiz sees the YC staff grilled Oust like fish fingers) by Mike
Clark from Codemasters.
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10 extreme (Preview)
12 winning team
38 it's tv showtime
45 coin-op hits II
46 i play 3d soccer (VC Fun One)
46 navy seals
48 moonshadow
50 star control
54 lotus turbo esprit challenge
(YC Fun One)
56 turbocharge (Preview)
58 system 3 pack (VC Fun One)
64 gremlins II
0 TURBOCHARGE
(p56) - Has this man
written the ultimate
C64 drive-'em-up?
takes a look at
stem 3's newie.
0 ECTS SPESH (p40) -
Just what is Jeremy
Beadle doing with a
copy of VC? Did Beverly
just ask him to smile
nicely or what?
rot.114r•s
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rounds up all that's new and blue in the games world.
;) DATA (p4) Mirror,
mirror on the wall,
who's the greenest of
them all? Captain
Planet, Battletoads
and The Turtles slug
it out.
15 scum of the earth Tippeffy-tap, Oozin'
Eugene's back!
22 yc giveaway In which you readers can win lots
of stuff we found lying around in the office. Not really- win
loadsaprizes!
25 next month Um_ What's in next month's ish.
27 mega turrican comp° Win, win,
win! Loads of Turrican goodies can be yours!
28 tales from the script Dave "I know
the stars" Huges returns for another film-column-with-a-
difference, quiet in the stalls!
31 post enlightenment Post
Apocalypse's preacher half-brother preaches the YC gospel
on the letters page.
48 budgie column "Last nighti heard
reviewers singing this song: 'Oooh, ooh, budgie, budgie,
cheap, cheap!'"
62 misadventures Paul "Orcs and Pixies"
Rigby reviews the new adventures.
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20 dip diver, double dare,
famous five
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33 i play 3d soccer
0 COMPUTER BOFF0 (p42) - What do these people
have in common? Have they all had a brain
transplant? Did they all go on holiday to the same
villa in Spain? All is revealed on page 42.
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PUTTY IN
YOUR HANDS
All that NinJa bashing has made
System 3 go a bit soft in the
head! Silly Putty is the latest
original game to come from
those masters of the C64. It's so
original that David Lynch could
have written it! You play a big
and bouncy, ball of putty and
have to stretch your gooey self
through a weird and wonderful
world keeping yourself soft and
pliable and caring for a bunch of
friendly robots who are building
a skyscraper to take you back
home to 'Putty Moon', before
the rest of your putty people are
shipped to earth as bubblegurn.
It's sure to stretch the
imagination and once you've
picked it up you're not gonna be
able to put it down!
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Quick, someone report Chris Payne of Fun
School Fame to the RSPCT (Cruelty to Teddies)!
Hang on, report the teddies to the RSPCCP
(Cruelty to Chris Payne) instead!
TEN GAMES YC READERS MIGHT FIND GROWING IN THEIR GARDEN
6. Weed Dreams - Rainbird
7. Roseblasters - U S Mari-Gold
1. Daisy of Thunder - Mindscape
2. World Buttercup Soccer - Virgin Games
3. NARC-issus - Ocean
8. Last Ninja 2-lip - System Tree
9. Dandelion Dare - Virgin Games
4. The Venus Fly Trap Who Loved Me - Do mark
5. Saint SnapDragon - Storm
10. Pangsy - Ocean
TEN GREEN THINGS YOU
LUV TO HATE
ON THE SPOT, YOU'VE
EITHER GOT IT OR
YOU'VE NOT
1. Fairy Liquid (when it's your turn to wash up)
2. Coming to the end of a chocolate-spread
sandwich and finding mouldy crusts
3. Lime Green Spangles
4. Bogies that hang down on your first date
5. Kermit the Frog entertainer turning up at your
party when you expected He-Man
6. Killer Cheese Plants from hell
7. Mom making you eat your greens cos it
supposedly makes your hair curl?
8. The dayglow green anorak your mum bought
you in '81
9. McGains apple Hero Turtle pizza cos they make
your puke turn green
10. Mushy peas cos they make you fart
Get into practice for Computer Boll&
1. What do APB, Dragon Spirit & Toobin have in
common?
2. What did Rainbird, Firebird and Silverbird all have
in common?
3. What have Revenge of Doh, Ballistix and Krypton
Egg got in common?
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CAN YOU DIG IT!
AND IN THE GREEN CORNER
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, who's the Greenest of them All?
BATTLETOADS from Storm vs CAPTAIN PLANET from Mindscape vs TURTLES 2
from Mirrorsoft.
URTLEST
11.
Green Factor -
Yee, green, but$0,headbands break up
the colour. -
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hardly the nicest of places to hang out -I
mean they could have cleaned them up 14
bit, plus the empty pizza boxes add to the
litter problem, they should take them
their local recycling plant!
Hardness - 8
Those nifty ninia movements can do
serious damage, however arty tarty
like Raphael and Michaetangelo take
off their street bred.
CAPTAIN PLANET
PLANETEERS
Green Factor - 10
BATTLETOADS
Green Factor - 5
Green in colour but unfortunately they're a
bit too careless about leaving the odd stick
or dead person lying around and with
names like Zitz, Pimple and Rash they are
certainly not into healthy eating.
Enemies - 10
Shredder, Beeop and Rocksteady are
hardly the kind of people you'd invite round
for Sunday tea.
This man is so green, that he makes
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Greenpeace look like the national "We Luv
Sellafield glowing club".
Popularity- 8
Don't ask me why but you luv ern. Need I ,
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Hardness - 3
Come on, men that wear knickers in broad
daylight and have kids with whiter than
white non-biologicall-shirts and magic
powers in their gang are hardly
Schwarzenegger (and maybe somebody
Hardness - 10
Hard? They're damn hard! I mean, wot kind
of fairy goes around wearing
knuckledusters on their knees and beating
the hell out of their enemies with large
sticks.
say more than Coin Op, Gallup No 1 gall
Blockbuster film, pencil cases, t-shirts,
lunch boxes, .....(stop - Ed)
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iorality - 5*
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Dear BBC, rny 3 year old son got his head
stuck down a drain the other day andd
i nearly hung himself from the lampshade, '
tie was wearing his brother's school tie
round his head I think yes
, yes, we
gree with you Mrs Wave.
should report toA)e police/
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Enemies - 8 V:-,• -WA
A pig who devours the earth, a mtman who
pollutes, a poison dumper and a mad
scientist set to devaste the planet. wot a
naughty bunch of people, think. they forgot
Sharon & Tracey hairspray abusers.from
hell.
Enemies -I
End of level nestles are so damn big mean
they make the toads' jowls drop, they
deserve a gold medal.
Popularity - 4
Battle who? Not exactly a name that slips
off the tongue of any 8 year old. However
apart from already being a huge success
on the Nintendo, rumour has it that Marvel
has expressed an interest. Oh, and our
Jeffrey thinks they're rather spiffy (not
much to ring home about!!!)
Populmitr- 10
They're pulling in one million:More viewers
than the Turtles in America and are starting
their own series on TV-AM. The ozone-
friendly, recycled merchandise is about to
pour into this country.
Morality -
My Morn always taught me not to hit
people who annoyed me - especially not
with dirty great big sticks or dead buddies.
Sounds to me like the toads just pick fights!
Morality - 10
With a 30-second eco-message after each
episode, moms will have you .chained to,. •
the settee.
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Total 41- The Winner!
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